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A sisfurr! by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
I yam gonna get uh noo sisfurr!
I dun't kno heow tu feel bowt dat...
Moor on Mundae.
--
Pitô.ônya
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Happi Purrday Septimfurr kitties! by
Shahna
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
September 2004
1 - Captain Midnight, Giapetto, Longfellow, Mellón, Neko, Norville
3 - Aladdin
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The Toes Report... sum sad noos, we're afraid... :-( by
FurrsomeFoursome
Hello, all our kitty-friends;
Panda's not up to writing right now - or I guess rather, Panda is
eating and I'm not up to translating properly.
TED Bonnie just made a housecall to bring over more pain patches and
shave another spot to put them on my poor Panda-girl. Late yesterday,
the pathology...
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I fink I was insulted! by
Ranger Greykitten Mahoney
I fink dat I'z might haf been insulted, but since I'z kinda new to lifin
wif hoomins figgered I ought to ask you kittiez.
We'z gotz dangly toys hanging from most of da doorknobs in da howze. Da
udder morning I was minding mineown bizness, hangin from da bafroom
doorknob wif mine front paws and...
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Furry, furry suspicious... by
Tabitha kitten
Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her
calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy
in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What
could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her
reasons, she has...
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Fluffykitz nowntzmint by
Rebecca[_2_]
Fluffykitz Catering iz prowd to anowntz a noo partner: nun uther dan owr
furry own Mme. Anaïs! Not onlee iz she a gormay, but she haz an estensive
netwerk uv kontackz in Yurop dat will give Fluffykitz access to mennee
dellykaseez an speshultee fudz dat we haz not bin abul to offer befur. Anaïs...
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Long tyme noe see! by
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
Purrs Awl.
Waffles, Francis anna Marble heer. Weese nottid in da mewsgroop much (*glaring*
at hoomin sekritairee...).
Weese insisttid da fat wone get offur hur fat reer end anna cycle tew da post
offiz tew post awl ower Kissamouwse Kards...
Weese hopin effurywone is owekaye.
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December 24th 03 03:02 PM
by Carol
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Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!! by
JGW
The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast
Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent
their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the
area with Her special...
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Jellicle Ball: Calling the Names of Honorees by
Mietze
Greetings, mine frends, an welcom to Chicago an da tenft annyual
Jellicle Ball.
We gaffur heeer as wun clowder, brot togeffur to reememfur an
sellabrayt da lives of fambly memfurs an troo frends. Eech wun
preshus, eech wun's memry bownd wiff gold inda dee****t playsis ov owr
harts. Wee reejoys...
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October 19th 05 04:29 PM
by Heather
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Amelia! Amelia! by
Blurbubble
Clarence runs in gasping
Iffen itz not tu layt - wud yoo...wud yoo erkumpanny me tu da JellyKool Bawl
pleez? *blush*
Clarence anoid wif hiz sekkertairee aggen
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Iron Chef Catmerica, part 3 -- reddy fur da judjiz! by
Sundance
Wellum bak, efurrykitty. Owr pannel uf judjiz haz filled owt and dey is
reddy to taste awl da dishiz. In addition to Tiger, we now haz Bubba-Cat,
Allegra "Great Girtha", an Amelia. Welkum to awl uf yoo, an we luks forwerd
to heerin yur kommentz.
OK, letz git bak to da action. Az I spekted,...
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sekretary bandoned uz by
Booker
Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa
kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz
gone fur 8 hole dayz.
Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz
hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...
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I'm Terminally ILL: MIssy & Rascal Need a Loving Home by
onlyThreeCats
Hello...
I don't usually comment when I don't have much to offer, but just
wanted to say my heart goes out to you - all of you. Unfortunately I
am both too far away, and my small home is cat-full - lovingly so, but
not so we can afford more from such a long distance away right now.
It is...
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Sundance and Pit2nya's WedWinking Serrymony by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
It is noon in the United States of Cat America.
It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya.
Guests start arriving...
They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and
using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat.
They sign:
After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a...
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Grand Pooh-Pah leads discussion by
Adam[_3_]
Da Chief Justicat askd me, da Grand Pooh-Bah, 2 leed diskushun.
It seemz lyke central ishue iz, are rules 4 catz?
If so, den
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/msg/f928b105c10fdfce:
Subject: Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!!
Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004...
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Preparing for the Jellicle Ball by
CommunityKitties
Location: Paris, France, 4th arrondissement, Île de la Cité
On a cool (mid-50's F) midday pedestrians on the streets of ÃŽle de la
Cité walk briskly. The sun is shining in a mostly clear sky, but that
doesn't take the chill out of the air. The sidewalk cafes are nearly
deserted, except for a...
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for alla hoominz whut mite qweskin da brige by
Storrmmee
storrmmee climbs up on Trudi's stool, she takes a very deep breaf, she hopes
da ssembled catsons anna hoomins will unnerstand what she iz abowta say...
mine furndz, we iz sembled herta honor owrz friendz, fambly anna lofed onez
what iz atta brige... some hoominz iz xtra sad beclawz dey haz...
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Happi Purrday Septimfurr Kitties! by
Shahna
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrday tew yew,
Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties,
Happy Purrday tew yew!
an mennee moor!
September 2006
1 - Captain Midnight, Longfellow, Neko, Norville
3 - Aladdin
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Jellicle Ball 2018: Tribyoot to Rebecca by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
This iz a tribyoot to myown sisfur Rebecca. Itz a liddle long, but I wantz to tell herown whole storee.
Rebecca didn't rememfur much of herown furst two yeerz. Da erliest fing she rememfured was livvin in da Out arown sum uther kitteez whare a nice ladee hoomin wuz feedin dem. Rebecca muss hav had...
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Cawl fur Mewsishuns! by
Beverly Orel
Hurry hurry hurry!! we gotta haff mewshisuns tu play fur duh Jellicle Ball!
Jus report to me: Samantha, at dat Stonehenge plase.
Effurrybody iz welcum!
Fas rehersal wif refreshments.
Samantha
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