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DA RULES so fur by
Adam[_2_]
'Lected leeders 'bandon us! I here 2 save Catmerica.
I Grand Pooh-Bah & I IN CHARGE. Dere no more pres. or NE othur leeders,
I abolish positions becuz dey not responsive.
DA RULES so fur:
Rule #1: No one get beet up w/o my permishun.
Rule #2: Ne1 question my authority, dey get beet up.
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Good-bye Natasha by
Debbie Trujillo
You gave me 14 1/2 wonderful years. It will take a long time to get used to
your not being in the house. I keep expecting to see you. I will miss
curling up with you at night and hearing your purrs. I appreciated your
concern and efforts to comfort us when we were worried or upset...
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O T nearly gibez Gramby a hardt attat by
Granby
Deer we wiz all asleep on ad bed. Den I waked up cause I herd a noise.
Gramby woke up nexdt kauz her herd da klozet door squeaking like itself duz
when her openz it. Squeek, pause Squeak. After sefferal timez, her turned
on da lite. Dere waz O T wiff boff hiz frunt pawz on da slidink door...
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Make the rain stop! by
Harri
Please, make da rain stop!
Paw and me is sitting at a truck stop in Arifurzona. Itz Saturday
morning and we will be sitting here until Sunday noon. Dere is a
wonderful, great, exciting big field next to da truck stop - we took our
kitten walk dere yesfurday. So Paw and me has dis great opportunity...
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Holiday parti??? by
Miss Violette
so GM where do you want to have the parti? want to do it at the reservation
where we are or do you want to skip it for now and have one at new year?
Miss Violette, who just saw the suitcase and is NOT liking it at all
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My hooman is luukin at two more cats. by
Fred
Well furends, My hooman, Fred, is going tonight to look at two
Kitties. A young mother and her kitten and maybe thinkin about
bringin them back here.
They were rescue cats and has been in da OUT, but the rescuer says
they should settle down and be indoor outdoor cats. Now, I'ze a
feral Kitty and...
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by Fred
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Cute Cat Short Film Series by
[email protected]
There is a short series of films growing popular on the Internet about
my cat. They're called the "Caspian" series and they're available under
the short films listing at http://www.7MPictures.com:
The films a
"Caspian"
"Caspian Continued"
"Caspian's Crush"
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A contribution for the Pirate Ship by
Denise VanDyke
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like...
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The 10th Annual Jellicle Ball - set-up check by
Ray or Fran
Puddi Cat arrives a smidgeon early to look around the halls and admire
everything that has been done. The food is prepared so beautifully by
FluffyKits Catering and Ize see the musicians setting up over there and over
there is a special place for the guestbook. Effuryfing looks wonderful -
the...
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Sekrit Santa's Revealed by
Sekrit Santa Coordinator
Well kittiez, it is now Kissamouse Day and many of you have had the
opportunity to open your prezzies and you *still* don't know who your Sekrit
Santa is, because they hid their identity so well.
I don't want to keep any kittiez in suspense any longer, so to find out who
your Sekrit Santa is, go...
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Junior, Howse uf Koster, May 1, 1981 - July 5, 2006 by
[email protected]
Deer Frenz:
We haz been away furum da noosgroop furra wyle, an it is wif hevvy
hartz dat we return tudae.
We are furry sad tu report dat Junior wuz hewped tu da Bridj yesturdae
at 4:40 PM Purcific tyme by TED Catherine and TED assistant Heather.
He went furry kwyetly tu sleep in Meowmie's arms...
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June 2017 Occifurrz of Cat America by
Pit2nya[_2_]
OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017
We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge.
WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT?
Deze spotz ar opin....
AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry
Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now???
Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf...
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Yoo gize will nebber beleeb it! by
Sundance[_2_]
I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo
mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da
TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da
TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED...
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Tribute: Poppacat, Howse uf Koster, Abt. 1993 - July 13, 2003 by
Joan Koster
*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine*
Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She
alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke,
beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie
felt dat deyre wuz no moor...
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Sunrise, Hous of Coan 1995-7/1/2011 by
Will in New Haven
Despite da menny purrs dat shee receevd and da duvoted care ob da
hoomins an her doggy da Bear, Sunrise gotted tired and din't wike
eeting anymore. An shee wanned to see her Wink, da Winnie.
Sew shee wen to da Bridj frum a deep gnap and will stay wiff mine
Mommy an wiff her wink an awl ob our othr...
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Volunteer for Calling & draft list (please check!) by
riddik
In 1998 my House lost a very dear member and, that September, my small
brown tabby volunteered to perform the Calling of Names at the third
Jellicle Ball. I am very proud of the fact that she fulfilled this
sad duty for thirteen Balls in all.
I would like to volunteer one more time. I will, of...
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spekal furndz lizt by
Storrmmee
ok diz here lizt issa same az winked kitteez but fur doz of ursefz whut haz
says ursef iz spekal furndz... so ursef iza kuple butted ursefz haaze notted
nowinced ursef iz winked yet... same infurmashun aza winked kitteez, Trudi
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Anykitty remembr? by
CRO
Meowmy waz tell a freend abut diz newzgroop and da fun we haz here. He
waz tryin tu remembr da poem about da stealthy black kitty dat kept been
treeved by the treever dog who thot da kitty waz a tenniz ballz. Anybudy
got dat peom?
MizMudgie
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January 31st 04 07:16 PM
by leigh
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pleaze dont eat the mousey!!! by
Stormmee
I am azkin youcatz ta not eat animore mouseyz, anna der iza gud reazun, da
mouzey dat chezter haz been chazin in owr hozwe, he haz getted 3 alreadi,
ated up mine pooper pillz so i duzint hafta take demselfz animore... when
furri wented ta getit tonite der wuza hole inna bottle anna da lazt 3...
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November 28th 06 12:37 AM
by meeee
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Anybody need a store inspector kitty? by
Milton Meezercat
Deze new hoomins I getted are turnin out to be ok. Da girl one, whose
name appears to be Meowmie, maked me a walking jacket. The maole one,
whose name appears to be Paw, takes me in da back yard in mine walking
jacket and wif da hoomin-on-a-string. Since Paw seems to be purty well
trained on da...
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