It is noon in the United States of Cat America. It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya. Guests start arriving... They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat. They sign: After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a...

Hihihi Kitties! The Furrsome Three Girls got ower sekriteery back last week - meowmie hadd gud vacashun, and we got feeded and petted by Beatrice's people. An' Panda didn't get taked tu see if Beatrice wud like anoffer cat, becus, well, Beatrice's people 'sided that Beatrice wud just have tu put...

Unca Cory wrote: Pawpa haz dun sum serchin' an' haz fowndid sum *63* _paygiz_ uf postz in da Google Groupz dat wuz eefur writed by Spook, ur Spook wuz part uf da groop dat writed da post (such az Bootsie, Gizmo, Whiskers an' Spook, fur eggzampull). Weez startid wif paygi 63, wen Spook...

Hurry hurry hurry!! we gotta haff mewshisuns tu play fur duh Jellicle Ball! Jus report to me: Samantha, at dat Stonehenge plase. Effurrybody iz welcum! Fas rehersal wif refreshments. Samantha

Gud eevnin, kitties an utherz, old frenz an noo. Welkum to da 2017 Jellicle Ball. Wunce agin, I iz onnered to be yurown Mistress of Serrymoniez at owr most impurrtant event. Pleez be shur to sine da gest book if yoo haznt alreddy dun so. Dis yeer we iz in a wunnerful place, Antarctica. Sum of...

You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family folks, but...

Meow Kitties! Mau, da High Preestus ob Da Temple ob Bast haz infurmed myself dat da annual BLESSING OB DA KITTENZ will take playce on the night of the New Moon, May 8th at midnight in da Temple ob Bast at Bubastis in Egipt. Dis is a tradishonal and luffly ceremonie, held on da nite ob da Noo Moon...

I am 2 yeers old! The red dot will be mine. Spring

Meow Kitties, Well, itz Kissamouse tyme, an dat bigbig twee iz lited in Rockyfeller center http://www.flickr.com/photos/officialstation/318158064/ http://manhattan.about.com/od/historyandlandmarks/ss/rcphotogallery_2.htm so letz get owr ice skatez, port to Mew Yawk City

Da Booteek iz opin furr Valentyme Shoppink. Weez got tayle an nek ribbinz ov awl kyndz, furrendship joolree, inkludin pendentz tu go onda ribbinz, fowlurz, boff eddibble an purittee. I yam taykin ordurz furr kittee Kwiltz, az at leezt wun kittee haz uh hoomin slave dat kin mayke dem. -...

Did we miz da porter and did efferyone go somplaze elze? Piglet and O.. T.. wonnerin whee efferkitty wuz.

Myne Meomie iz tryin tu starf myownself. I hadda meow an meow an meow fur efur befur she unnerstud wat I wuz sayin. I had NO fud sinz las nite! Sam, wantin simpafies an tryin tu luk skinny I apologise. It was my fault. Sam is being fed in the back room until all the work on the house is...

Meowmie an Paw haf been doing a lot of work around da house, like building furniture and stuff like dat. Normally, mine sisfur Tabifa Fluffytail likes to hide around da house. She will disappear fur half a day or so at a time, fairly regularly. However, dis morning Paw noticed dat Tabifa had...

A porter twinkles and the door opens in the lobby of the Hôtel Georges V in Paris. The Concierge walks over and greets all of our kitties, and calls for bellhops; a number of smartly uniformed kitties take the baggage. "ah, kitties, welcome to Paris and ze Georges V! It eez a beautiful day, and...

I iz fillin owtta rozterz fur owrz game, anna i needsa hep pikin two team namez, purleze suggezt whut ursef wuld likez... den we kan bote Trudi

We are furry sorry to report that today Mac was helped by TED to the RB. He had been sick on and off with pancreatitis, and had been losing a lot of weight. A big mass was found on his pancreas. He was furry weak and not enjoying life. He was a very mellow gentlecat of about 16 years who...

Bonsoir, mine deeer frends, an welcome to da fifteenft annyual Jellicle Ball. Effury Oktoburr, onda eefning of da full moon, we gaffur togeffur to rememfur and pay tribute to owr beluffid frends an family memfurs hoo haff journeyed on ahead. Wile owr hearts ar heavy wiff greef, wee also ar filled...

kan you getz ne dat fazt, owrz soft took furefur ta get one... juzt aska gramby, Tiger "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Owr fingy da hoomind puts da fudz tew keep dem kold qwit qurkin n dey had tew frow awl da ise cream...

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He and Luko do the security checks. All is secure. Meowmie is in the bathtub (Luko shudders) with a book and a can of beer. Relaxing at last after all the day brung her. I has to tell you my 2foot daddy is very sick. I am to stay here because he might have to go to the hospital. I don't really...