Dis morning, right after him got to him's toona place, mineown Paw getted a call from a neighbor. Dis neighbor had been seeing a orange cat in his garage eating him's doggie's food, but da kitty kept runnin away. So da neighbor putted a trap in him's garage, and last night da orange cat walked...

The guests have all been seated, and the organ begins playing the BRIDAL CHORUS OF LOHENGRIN. O.T., looking dashing in a dark-grey tux, accompanied by Ranger, his bestman-cat and his groomsmen-cats, Sundance and Wascal walk slowly down the aisle and are now standing at the front; between the paws...

As they say fond farewells, they will miss Cat Cat Village and all the good people. The Elder and most of the Masters stand by the steady stream passing to wave farewell as various guests depart via the catapoter.

People helping people this holiday season Spread the joy this holiday season by visiting this group of selected and screened individuals who are in need of any type of holiday help. Group web page : http://msclay0.tripod.com/helpsomeone/ Group site page: ...

Happy Furriday the Furrteenth, mine furry friends and family! Francesca the Fierce

On Mon, 08 Sep 2003 13:26:28 -0700, Tabitha kitten wrote: Sometimes those darned hoomins can be so irritating! My right eye has been a little bit itchy, and a little bit runny, but not enuf to boffer me. So what does my paw do? He takes me to TED(!), and TED picks up...

How old do you kitties have to be to use the DOC and/or SOC "tags" in your sigs. or where ever else you use 'em? Onyx is ten now, going on eleven (or make that eleven going on twelve... he was born in Oct. of '94), and I wonder if he's "qualified", for lack of a better word, now to use one or both...

Can anyone tell me what is wrong with my cat? It is a 8-9 month cat that lives in the barn at my home. It is stumpling and appears dizzy. It's ears are not "aligned". They are pointing in differents directions. Please let me know what it might be. Cheers, Gc~

all catnadian ann other can kitties teleport now to catmerica to eet turkeyburd fuds wiff deunyunized stuffink. yew gnow ware to go - beauty

Meow Kitties! Can I hab sum healing purrs fur mineownself, pwease? Today mineown human putt me in da liddle boks and took me to TED, who did rood and uminaginable fings to mine liddle self! She poked me and prodded me, and stole mine bluds

My mother, who's been battling leukemia for almost a year, was hospitalized yesterday (Saturday) with pain in her chest. The doctors ruled out all the serious stuff -- nothing with her heart, no bloodclots, doesn't have pneumonia, and Bast knows what else. Knowing herself as well as she does, she...

DIZ iz Piglet anna I am askink for all of da kommunity to helpz uzens. Diz day, effen dou it was sposed to get here three dayz or so ago, da gramby gotted diz message for myownself from Trudi and company. "Help Help we iz loked in da kitty jailz. Piglet, help uzenz. " Upon vestigatink, I...

MeOwy's meowmie iz gunna hab u gall bladder opurashun on Mundai tew reemove dat fing, n MeOwy gitz skared wen hur meowmie Carol, iz gone fur uh long tyme, Hur Pa iz gunna feed n komfurt MeOwy tew. n ai m gonna port ovur tew hur hoam in da morning n keap mai wifekitty MeOwy kompany wile hur...

A local kittah of a lovely dusky silver with blue eyes and a hot pink bow greets guests and helps them sign in and select a glow stick. Daisy-Chan and the Countess sign in followed by Pepe, Gigi, and Rocky. She selects 2 glow sticks.

We just heard the news a few moments ago that Serge is gone. I can hardly believe it. I know his sweet Anais will be waiting for him on the other side of the Bridge. Such a good friend to all!

Miss Cleopatra, I realize dat we hazint hadda bigbig confursatun whilez we haz been here atta ball butted I haz juz 'joyed gazin atta yourown bootiful self, Wuuld youz carez fur a danz befure da ball iz ofur, TV

Hihi Kittiez, Owr Unka Dan uv da Highland Kitties is undergowink surgery today, pleeze Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fur hisownself. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/10/2005 9:38:01 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

july 1 is catnada day, when all Catnadian cats are given speshul treets! beauty

Welkum, efurrykitty. Weze heer tonite at da gran openin of da Fluffykitz new warehouse to hold da Iron Chef Catmerica competishin. Ize yur host, Sundance. Tonite's event luks to be furry eggcitin. Wif all da greedients frum heer at da warehouse at dere dispozal, our contestints will hav...

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