so me anna MH wuz sittin awond wunnerin whenna hoominz wuz gonna get inna kowld box fud thingy... da furee wurked a lotsa howrz ina pazt kuple of dayz, so da soft wuz kleanin owtta box, ann i getted a twibuted of a whole slize of kuked bakum fur supervisin hersef. later she wuz eatin sum...

trudi having recofured goes looking for jack so they can return to the bar nand have more of that yummy rum drink Mme. A. was drinking, on her search for jack she runs into her sisfur in paw at the bar so orders anofur double... i know we iz gonna haffa a ice onna beach dinner anna do dat danze...

We finkz da Gramby iz going to that Gran Izlan place in Newz Yorkz. Her gotted her soupkaze out and iz puttink fings in it. We waz all in dere a bitz ago. Piglett not likening the looks of this.

Hihi diz iz O T and now dat we haz Toonya anna Sundanze winked and on der honeymoonz, what iz we gonna do nexdt? I fur one haz kabin feverz.

I'm a long time lurker here. Back in 2003, I started saving posts, because I just didn't have time to read them; I'm not very good at reading meow chat. So now, many years later, I have over 32,000 saved posts. Once I started saving a thread, I saved all of it, until there were no posts, to...

I bited mine Meowmee. We wuz shayrin uh chayer, an hur reetsht bak tu pet me, an I bited hur hard. Hur hazza punk-shur on da top an uhn uglee blud blyztur on da bottum ov hur furr-finker. Hur iz angree attid me an wunt stop furrownin an hissin at me. Mine tummy feelz funny. -- Pitô.ônya, Probly...

O T sits on the stool but suddenly has a thought. He gets his toonas out of the machine and goes in search of Harri. "I forgotted bout dem goink to da buger plaze, did yourownselfz wanna go dere and get some of dat fudz?

If anyone cares, I'm currently in the hospital with a suspected infection in my foot after a recent amputation of a toe (the toe had had an abscess on it for months and months and just wasn't healing, and since I don't walk any more , the docs elected to amputate). The ONLY reason I am in the...

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her thinkz...

Oopz! Awl ower frenz ar welkum tu da loo-ow at da beech, in Cattyleena, dat iz. Danzink affurwurdz at da Catseeno. Laaaz ar provided. BYOB. -- Pitö.önya

Dere haz bin diskussion in anudder thred abowt startin a klub fur kittees wif wite feetz. Dis wuz inspired by Lilith sharing her Merikan Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. Da kittees listid below haz indikated innerest in dis: are dere ennee udders? We kud hab owr firstest meeting an eleckt...

Stormmee I nedz yourown help. Da Chikens down da road gaved me 3 dozen eggzs to Kolor and bring to da Party over da weekend. I had dem all ready and dis mornin, dey was gone. I saw some skuirrl trackz by the wine barrell where I left them to dry last night. We needz to call Rosco and telzs...

The kittens parade around the entire ship. They all look wonderful in their ribbons and flowers, the owlder kittens are having a riot waving their longlong tails and doing fancy dance steps, Stormmee wishes she had some white on her feet as she really likes this marching thing...she notices...

Hihi Rebecca, Itz been a wyle since dey started on da Fluffykitz facility. Iz it finnished yet? Iz yoo goink to offer da community a tour? -- Purrs, Mlle. Anaïs 3/23/2005 3:47:40 PM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll port to Key West! Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs. Ummm dis...

black cat club white feet club tabby cat club back claw club tuxedo club --morning coat division tough girl kitty club Trudi, whose hoomin is almost better enough to type something useful like a

Hello, everykitty. I'm Max, and this is my associate Max. We're both tour guides here in The Narrows. As requested by Mlle. Anais, we've arranged for these exploration vehicles to allow you to see the wonders of this beautiful natural formation. They are specially designed for the comfort and...

This is Bobcat. Well the next New Moon will soon be upon us. Does anycat out there know where the Jellicle Ball will be this year?? Ah! I am SO glad that somecats are going to watch over my new charges. Oh if you thought Bonnie the Black Panther was bad, well...... I have a true Tag Team here --...

Dear kominuti, I know diz iz gonna sownd furwurd, but wif manikatz gointo da brige anna hoomanz cirkumstanzes bein allatime changin i thinked i wuld juzt be upfrunt bowt skortz fur da ball. Of cawz ifin BK kant skort myownself i willz juzt go wif mine family... OEJ sayz da same for her anna STT,...

Miss Violette looks around and sees very little activity... She goes to the porter, and returns with all new decorations and balloons so the kitties can keep their pawti up but change the theme, The red heart balloons, and cupid bunting is replaced with, green,blue,silver white, and all other...