Wile dey are between tribyoots and da Final Reeding isn' goin on yet, sumcats r talking bout Halloweem. WooToo: I'm gonna be a kyoot BUNNY. Uncl Bill iz gonna get mee sum bunny eers to wer. Missy: Bunnies don't got no long tails glances around at WooToo's long fluffy tail WooToo: We gonna ignor...

Maggy May: Uncl Bill was takin out sum trash an hee seed da meen widdle terroris d*g Owivia wanrun roun wiffout hur mommie or effen warin a collur. Hee pikd hur up two tak too her mommy's hous butted her mommy wasn DERE. Butted he kanokd on a naybor door an DEY had a key two Owivias hous beclawz...

Reporting frum House Reich/House Cody: Dis iz yoor reporter Maggy May. Da babee Shih Tzu Samanfa has moved in wiff usses. Her iz reel big, bigger den me alreddy. Shee has a little hous to eet her dinner in butted she walks aroun da house da ress ub da tyme. Mommy brung her hom today. I have...

Samanfa brotted a hous wiff hur wen shee moffd in. She don' stay in it muches. She seeps in mommy's bed an on da carput in mommy's rume an she stays in da rume wereffur mommy iz or wiff Uncl Bill wen shee is awak. Butted she EETS in der wiff da door closd an summytims she naps der wen da hoomins is...

Can I 'skort yooseff to da Ball? -- Wascal, a kat ub fyoo wurdz

When a person, fur or bare, begins her or his journey beyond the Stars to the Bridge, the guides who guide him or her on this journey are great souls who have stayed near the earth for that very purpose. Some call them Angels, some call them Bhodisatvas and they aren't all the same. They may even...

On Oct 24, 1:28*pm, moonglow minnow wrote: The Herbs and Spices were born on June 2, 2010. Their mama Jana was a part of a rescue where lots of pregnant mamas and mamas with little bitties were taken in to finally be cared for as ratties deserve to be. We brought...

Wee is haffin funfun at da partee still. Butted gnoos from hom is dat da hous is berried unner wots ob SNOW. -- WooToo

Hi, diss is Missy an I wanna rite a tribyoot to Sunrise, mine dopted sisfer. She wuz r Sunrise, r onwee Sunrise, Shee made us happee wen wee wuz bloo She love mine bruther, da gallant Winnie Dey ar togethur, an dat is troo. Dey wiff mine Meowmie an all da kittees In da lan dat's allus gnoo.

Diss iz Maggy May an I unnerstan dat yoo luv ham butted dat it mak you haff problems wiff yoor, well problems. Do gnot eet it no mor. Ub korse yoo can eet it on da cruze ship butted do GNOT ast for it any mor frum yoor Meowmie or frum Daddy Dutch. I onwee seigh diss beclaws wee lovs yoons an yoor...

Diss iz WooToo an I ported hom frum da Kruz diss morning too bee wiff mine Uncl Bill. Wee singed happy purrday to r meowmie at da Brij. Shee iz thirty yeers ol today, wike effury yeer. Uncl Bill iz sumwat sad beclaws, wike hoomins efferywer, hee cannot see da Brij. Butted I see Meowmie smilin down...

Mine Uncl Bill iz gonna bee playin in a pokur tunamint at da catsino. Hee will be gone four two daze. Sew I won' haff a sekretary until Caterday. On da uther paw, iff he winz, I will be rich. Hee has chanjd my litterbox, putted fudz in my boles an water in mine uther bole. Ant Micki iz heer iff I...

Uncl Bill likes diss songg an it IZ better den himself singing. Butted da pikchoorrs ub funnee an byootiful kittees r effen better. AN der is gno parruts. Maggy May http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6YZGsQDlAI Hooming note: It's Al Stewart's "Year of the Cat" with a montage of cat pictures.

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself. Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...

Letted usses giff fanks dat da hoomins got da possubal fums, so dat wee don' gotta do gno wurk. -- WooToo an Maggie May an Sunrise an Missy an Da Bear (a d*g) oh, an Wascal jus dropt in an agrees

Da turkey-bird iz hiding in da refriginatoar. Wee haff notted hurd a peep out ub him sinc dey brotted him in frum da car. Wee iz takin turins wachin da refriginatoar. Hee will GNOT getted aweigh. -- Maggy May, presidor ub da commitee to eet up da turkey-bird

Da Buddy, hoo iz r girl-parrut, was sayin stuff butted it wasn' in regler hoomin talk an it wasn' in meowchat, sew gno wun cud unnerstan itted. An Uncl Bill sez to her: "I can't understand you, speak English." An shee wooked at him as he is an idiot an sed: "WANT PEENUT"

Hee wuz reedin sum ol pomes dat he wroted and he red dis wun an cride. "If you need a big kitty, he's your boy He's awfully pretty and full of joy and he does many things to make his daddy simile. If you need a great kitty, he's the one He's very funny and full of fun and he does many things to...

Wen Meowmie givd us r harecuts, Maggy May cam out furry skinnee. Uncl Bill SEZ shee iz all fuzz an purrs butted itt wuz hard too cee wen shee had all dat fuzz. -- Sunrise

Ant Micki cam to mine room today. Shee fixd mine kabl sew I can watsh Aminal Plamet. Wich wuz furry gneiss ob herseff. Den we snuggled an tokd an shee petted mee an tole me how cuddly and cute I am, wiff witsh I modustlee agreed. An den shee sed Uncl Bill shood cleen mine rume. An shee wuz...