Wif all da excitement of da party I forgot that I haf an announcement to make. You haf all seen dat buff-colored kitty, Fred. When my hoomins an da rest of my clowder mates moved to our house in Kansas City, dere was cats living in the Out. Mine hoomins didn't want them to have too ruff of a...

(I just heard from Lee: I'm sad to say this, but Miss Violette has left for the Bridge. Unka Sonam) ++++++++++++++++++ A petite, cream-and-white Persian walks to the podium; she is carrying three forget-me-nots. She pauses, then meowss in a very soft voice:

Diz is jus to warnz yourownselvez dat soft and furry iz on der wayz homez. Deyz all hadz a gudgud timez dis week endz. I don unnerstandz dis but da gramby won some toonas from a machine so her iz heppi. Her sayz not a lot but more dan herselfz losted da lastZ time. Be surez an look for fudz...

Mine sisfur Amelia is a big tortie girl who has taught me all I know about being a kitten. In my whole 5 months of life, Amelia has been my role-model for the 3 1/2 months I've been living in her family. Amelia is furry brave and is a furry good huntress, and I didn't fink I'd ever see anyfing...

Hai frum PookyKat. Iz mai furs poast. Iz OK? Srsly! PookyKat

Diz wuz on Mundae , 11/22/2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XLtYHqon1w Fank yew Unka John fur sneding usses diz footuge. Wee seed et awl on da tawkbawx fingy. Yoo gize iz gittin et next, bee kareful pweeze. Az Diplocat Tew Catnada, ai wull port upp dere n hulp yew iffen yew need mee.

Hi kitties, we no dat we hafn bin on RPCC fur a long, long, time, but we no meny of yu here rememfur Elektra. We wantid to let yu all no dat she wentid to da bridge dis morning. Mommy new yestiday dat her time wuz furry close. Last nite, mommy took Elektra outside, and she sat out inna grass,...

Oh meow goodnesses! With GranMeowmie and the PawPaw being on a boat-that-floats-on-watermonsters, and mineownselves taking care of Meowmie Debby, I totally forgotted mineown 4th Purr Day! Sammy, mine luff, ould you likes to help mineownselves celebrate? Lilith Kitten Mahoney, Age 4 Torbie In...

Meowmie wuntud tew sai 'breaking wynd nooz' but dat wud beh in bad tayste..waffs Dey sed on da tokbawx dat der r guzts heer uf furty tew fiftee mylez uh hour..n dey hoap da rufe staiz on.. ai m ginna axk meowmie tew feed usses den her n Pa wyl goh tew bed. Hur n pa hab tu goh tew der TEDz...

I wanna wish yu awl ujh hapy mew yeer. Aw;zo, mine mew provider (twc) duz gmot suppurt Mewzgroopz, I juzt fownd owt. I mite be abul tu pozt sum frum Giggle-wif-an-o, but I yam not a hapy kampurr. grr. Pit2nya

I duznt haz ennee furz on myown chin! Da TED shaved dem awl off! I iz furry imbarrassed and I fingk I shud hide sumplace until doze furz growz bak. Dey sed I had akne, so duz dey take away da akne? No, dey takez away da furz! Sundance

I cheked down the list, but olny found: an assortmint of bow ties and nek ties. An assortmint of backpacks for hiking bamboo textile Bathing suits bubble blowers and bubble liquid pawkerchifs I am shur dat sum-moor ov you wud lyke itemz frum da BooTeek??? P2nya AKA Aweetee, Mgr.

"Nemo Me Impune Lacessit." as we seigh in Catin. Itted meens "Let NO WUN touch mee wiff impunity." An Uncl Bill touched mee. I wuz on da ledg wer wee getted fudz an hee must hab thot dat I wuz mine mommy, Maggy May, beclaws wee due look awike an hee iz stupid. An HEE PETTED MEE. I will gno sleigh...

I don't know if any of your humans are anywhere near Mew Jersey, but the humans are holding a memorial service for Uncle Serge the same day that my humans are doing the charity walk. Below is a message from Serge's cousin: Hello, Let me introduce myself. I am Serge's cousin. As you may know, he...

This is what my record keeper has to date. It will later be sorted to alphabetical but for now, is in order recieved. Blinkers, House of Joan Sammy, House of Joan Millie Girl, House of Nancee Cash, House of Chez Shenks Penny (rebeccas's nieces dog), House of Sundance, House of Stright Tardar...

Does anycat know when the 1st Full Moon in October rises?? "Bobcat" has been hogging the 'puter for the last month -- he is from the U.S. Virgin Islands -- growing up on St. Croix, working in St. Thomas, and hanging out in St.. John. and for a few years lived in San Juan, Puerto Rico. He still has...

Earlier: "Cash who's been hanging back winks at Mosey and with a mild shudder takes the snakes which are a little heavy for Daisy-chan and follows her towards the kitchen. Not noticed by them, one little snake wriggles out through a tear and hides under a deck lounge chair. It's a pretty little...

*Twinkle of a 'porter in front of soft & furry's* A petite cream and white Persian wearing a black beret, sunglasses and a black trench coat (the "incognito" outfit) emerges with a perfumed envelope in her paw. On padded feet, she quietly approaches the door. Before slipping it under, she opens it...

Hello, this is Lewi D. Cat and I need your help. At my here there abides a D*G named Maggie. She belongs to Gramby's son. She has, since yesterday afternoon been having seizures and the Vet cannot figure out why. She is an older dog and sort of frail. The Vet doesn't really want to do...

Samantha taps on the mewsik stand lytley. Hi hi effurrybody hoo jus arrifed. We're goin to play sum mor ****ry-danses an duh next set will be swing. OK. Heer we go. We'll start off wiff uh liddul Two-Step. Walk, onetwo, Walk one,two. "The Bed You Made for Me" Now we'll have a liddul Texas...