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Dey WAFF at Me!! by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I jus TASTED da goggie fudz. Jes wunce, mebbe twice, and dey all waffed at myseff. Diss is gnot acceptabobble.
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SqueakyToy
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I did a Funnee by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Uncl Bill was sitting at his compyooter an I wuz drinking frum mine wadder bole. Den I hadded an idee. I tookd mine paw an flippd wadder onto Uncl Bill. Right on hisown hed. Den I diddit agan. Den he wooked up at da seeling. Butted DEN he wooked righted at mee. An hee waggled his fingur atted me...
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Inrodoosing Mineseff by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
A slender but athletic white short-hair with rich creamy fur and a multi-colored "cap" on her head stands before you
Hewwo, you mite hab seed mee at da weesent festibitudes. I dint wanna innewupt into dat solum moment an staid in da bakgroun. Neow I will tell mine stowee.
I am seben yeers...
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Uncl Bill thinked diss wuz FUNNY an he WAFFED by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I was comin down da stares affer mine affernoon gnap. I seed dat little Samanfa an Uncl Bill wuz watchin telebisun in da living room. I was thirsty after mine nap an heded for da kitchum.
On my weigh, I seed dat Samanfa's bole was full ob dog fudz. I tookd a sniff an wuz wookin atted it wen...
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Mine Favrit Thyme of Day by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I have wotsa wunnerful thymes butted mine absolutest favrit is late at gnite. I am in mine bed, cuddled up wiff Mommy Micki an I heer Uncl Bill an mine sisfer Samanfa on da stares.
Sammy runruns into mine room an Uncl Bill follers herseff. Dey haff bin on da gnite patrol an peport efferything is...
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R Mommy is In Surjeree by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
I don' gno wat dat meens butted Smanfa an I ar waiting for gnus about Mommy Micki who is havin a cancer-monster taked out of herown lung. Pleez purr for are Meowmie. - Squeakytoy, for her Hous
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Will in New Haven
They love her so. The three of them in her recliner watching TV is such a lovely...
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Mommy is Hom by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Dey tookd da cancer-monster from mine mommy's lung and den dey sented her hom. Usses will tak gudgud care ob her.
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Squeakytoy for her Hous
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Dis iz RONG by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.
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Will in New Haven
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Gnus ub da Whirld by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Sadie-d*ggy, whooos wunnerful deeed is deeskribed in a poss by da
Granby, haz been nominalated four da "Brafe Gud D*ggy" medal by diss
repourter. Ub corse dat gotta be aprooved by r Presidunt.
In uther gnus, I mad Uncl Bill go down an up da stares to da basmunt
beclaws he gneeds da eksursize.
Der...
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Daisy-chan seems a new 2foot by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
On Sunday, May 8, 2016 at 5:27:37 PM UTC-4, cshenk wrote:
I'z sitting here wif a new 2foot on Mommie day. He's nice. Iz letting
him pet maiself. Eye like dis one! Iz purrring.
Diss is gudgud. Butted keep an _eye_ on him. Boy cats an boy hoomins canNOT be trusted.
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Squeaktytoy, for her...
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Uncl Bill is a Idjit by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Yesserday, wile walking back to w*rk frum luntsh, Uncl Bill seed too
humans wiff a leesh and wookd to see wut kina doggy was walkiin dem,
beclaws we wike doggies in dis hous.
Butted it WUSN a doggy. It was a cute widdle PIGGY. It was blak and
fat (ob course) and widdle. An cute. Did I menshun it...
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In da Gnus: A Recent Experiment by
Will in New Haven
In eech instans, seferal objeks was lined up, wiff a treet unner won
ob dem. Den a hoomin experimenter wood _poynt_ to da objec wiff da
treet.
Wen da subjek was a doggie, effen a widdl puppy, da subjek wood go to
wer da hoomin wuz pointin.
Wen da subjek was a woof, even a woof dat had libd wiff...
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July 9th 12 08:57 PM
by Meowy
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A Mommy-Cat Hero on Aminal Plamet by
Will in New Haven
I watshed diss wiff Uncl Bill an WooToo
Dey showd sum mommy-cats wiff der litters. Diss one wookd JUS wike
mine Mommy. Dey calld her a Pershun butted she was colored wike Mommy
an Me an shood have been calld a Himmy. Hoomins r eesily confuseled.
Shee libd in a hous wiff two or free YOOJ Pug...
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New Kind ub Doggie by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill an da Bear an widdl SaMANfa metted a new kyoot puppy name
Rascal (beclaws dey cant spell Wascal?) hoo is furry yong an kyoot.
His mommy is a Yorkie an his daddy is a Dogshund an dey call him an
his litter-mates "Dorkies."
Dis is RONG. Effen Uncl Bill gnos it is RONG
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Sunrise, da...
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Lady Di an Anti Befferly hab Gud Gnus by
Will in New Haven
Efferywun gnows I wuv mine Ant Befferly, I hop. Shee wud com down an
reskyoo mee from da basemunt monnister offer on Wite Street befour wee
movd. An I fink she tokd Mommy Micki intoo movin frum ther, sew da
basemunt monnister wud weev me aloan.
An efferywun gnows shee haz a furry gnise an pritty...
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August 19th 10 09:54 PM
by MeOwy
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Purrs for Tiger's trip to da Bridje by
Will in New Haven
On Aug 15, 11:34*pm, The Porter Cats
wrote:
I love Lee so much and I feel so frustrated being so far away!
Don' wurry Ant Julie, Uncl Bill sez wee iz awl sittin roun an
elektromic campfire an no wun we lub is far aweigh. Wee ar awl
together in sad times an glad...
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August 16th 10 04:53 PM
by Granby
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Seereul is four Kitttees by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill mad a big bole ob seereiul, wff all da gud fings four
kittees wike kreem an shooger. An den he EETED IT HIMSEFF. Wut kine ob
bozo duz fings wike dat.
An DEN he putted da bole in da sink. Sew I figger he dint wan anymor.
So I leend ober da sink to eet sum an da focet dripd WADDER ON...
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Hepping Trane widdle SaMANfa by
Will in New Haven
Wate lass nite, affer Meowmy wuz aseep, da Bear tookd Uncl Bill four a
walk. Wen dey cam bak in, da SaMANfa wuz at da top ob da stares dat
leeds down too da door an she wanned Uncl Bill two walk herself too.
Butted she wanned to mak Uncl Bill com up da stares an play Catch da
PUPPY an den carree...
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We'z Mooofin Saturday! by
Will in New Haven
On Sep 4, 3:29*pm, Fred wrote:
Hihi Kitties,
* * * * I just want to announce that Saturday iz ourownselves moofing day and we
are going to a lower haf uv a dupleks wif three bedrooms, (one fur Fred and
two fur uss kitties). *On sunday fred will get Diana & Ryan...
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Sum Kweschuns frum a Divotud Reader by
Will in New Haven
Reader: Deer Maggy May, my hoomins have brotted hom a Boxur-dog puppy
an namd him Bozo. He iz so KYOOT an, ub corse, it is up to mee to
raise him an trane him. Hee iz a gudgud boy most ways. Howsumever, he
duz gnot seem to unnerstan about da litter-box. Kan yoo hep me?
Maggy May: I raised r d*g...
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