I've noticed cats scratching boards and trees and seeming to enjoy it. Is this done to sharpen their claws? If so, how do cats sharpen the claws on their back feet? Also, why don't they get splinters from this activity? I tell you I wouldn't want to be dragging my fingernails against a...

Dis mornin a big storm blew through da area, and it knocked out electrickery fur a whole lot of homes, including ours. It's furry hot outside (da heat index is about 110), an da lights is off, and da cold- air machine is off, an da TV is off, and Meowmie's sewing machine is off, and I'z...

Wooks wike a big bole ob sherbet tew me. MeOwy http://blog.esaba.com/projects/catphotos/catphotos.php?image=477

oh hai Ranger, um, ai dunt wanna seem furwurd, but wyl yoo dew me thuh honor uff beingh mai um, dayte at da sooshi bar n sit daown dindin n da danse laytur? Iffen yoo hab uther pwanz, ur uthur dayte, ai unnerstand. ai wikes woo vury mutch ahem.. Fank yew fur finking abaowt diz. *Pipps...

Nite before wast, abowt 1 am, usses 4 cats wuz sittin by da clozed sliding door n Meowmie n Pa were on dere way tew bed. Meowmie wooked to see if the Out cat wuz dere, eeting thuh kibble she leevs owt dere n hur saw sumpthin diffrent, sew hur terned on thuh porch lite n dere wuz a litddle...

Hi, I¢m Kyla from the rec.pets.cats.community and former Pink Floyd newsgroup member, and although I never met jweb in the flesh, I did speak to him once on the phone. John was a great asset to The Pink Floyd newsgroup, publishing a weekly column called Notable Quotes and Shameless Flames. When...

ALL RIGHT - MIDNIGHT! Come on OEJ, Felix. Letz do sum fireworks! The three kitties run around to the rear of the garage. Half a dozen steel mortar tubes are buried in the ground. Boxes of mortar shells await loading and firing, as do large rolls of firecrackers and roman candles. The kitties...

Humans, places, cats + other pets - General I started providing services to rec.pets.cats many years ago before it split, and have continued to do so ever since. However, sadly, I am not going to continue. My time on the internet needs to be cut down somewhat, but in fact has increased...

I never knowed Mamacita purrsonally, but I did smell herownself on Meowmie occasionally. She wuz a furry purrty calico girlkitty. (I know cuz I seed picherz of herownself on da Innernet.) She livved wif Meowmie's sisfur Katy, an she luvved Meowmie to pik her up an hold her when Meowmie...

Der iz uh vury nise party going on now n ai wood luv et iffen yoo wyd sit wiff meh. ai gottes awl dressed up jest fur yoo. ai m waring mai slinky black gaown wiff uh bloo sash n dimund neklase, braslet n eeringz. Pipps ---hopeful

Tiger, mine luf, Iz you reddy fur da big wedwink dis weekend? Iz yur soot pressed an did you pik owt a nice tie? I'ze soso happy dat you iz bak! Now I can be eskorted to da winking by my big hansum husband-cat! We haff a nice ruum and we'll haff a wunnerful time! --

Kissamouse iz kummin up, an after dat will be Mew Yeer's Day. Dat iz a time when lotsa hoominz makez rezzylushinz fur fingz dey wantz to start doin or stop doin. I wud like to purrpoze dat awl hoominz adopt da followin roolz fur behavior. 1. Hoominz may not hurt kitteez or let kitteez git...

Meowmie Kyla is sittin cryin cos our neibor, Debra, in da other trayler next door jest died from da bad cancermonsters, n dey jest came n took hur away. Hur wuz sew nise , but hur wuz furry furry sick n now hur is no longer in pain n suffering. Meowmie wiked dis lady, n kalled hur onna fone...

Da last few days haf been furry busy! On Wednesday a bunch of strangers showed up and started taking stuff out of da downstairs of da house. Paw was workin wif dem, so I figgered it was ok, but I still kepted an eye on demm. On Fursday Paw locked all of usses kitties in Harri's room in da...

As the light begins to flicker below the eastern horizon, and Mietze calls the last name of this year's Jellicle honorees, Talisker Pippin asks alla kitties to turn to da last page uv da Siameze Cat Chorale songbuks Efurrykitty, it is time to sing the song of farewell and hope that ends efurry...

Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie starrin me. I dont fink so! She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand dare n...

Mosey, dressed in his best gray and white suit, and green bowtie skorted by his wink of one year, Meowy, in her beautiful green gown, and hat, go to the podium. Mosey is clutching a hankie, and looks lovingly at Meowy. "My dear friends and family," he says "I stand before you on this night to...

Da Koster Katz wrote: .....Snip..... NOO YEAR SONG Fur all uf our frenz on RPCC, tu sing yu into da noo year: WE WISH YU LUF (Sung tu da tune uf "Auld Lang Syne")

On Furrrrzzday meowmee iz gonna go uhway uhgin. Pawpaw izza gudgud feedur, buttid wunt pozt attawl. Meowmee iz goin tu Lost Wayguz tu see Da Bet Mydlur Sho. Hur wyll awlzo feed da slot masheenz an hurzelf, an fower uder laydeez wyll du da sayme. Hur iz olny gonna be gon furr twu nitez an twee...