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WARNINK, WARNINK Truder Kittie in da Area by
Gramby
Now we haz 4 cats in diz houze and Gramby sayz dat iz all BUDT, las nite
her wented in da out (TI FEED A DOGGIE) and her hardet most tacked herself
againz. He fout her seed Lizzy and diz cat waz talking in da same tonez az
Lizzie. Her was on da fone wiff Auntie Soft at da timez. Her runned...
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Anti Heather Pays Tribute by
[email protected]
This past year has been a very sad one for the Rennie household. We
have lost far more than any heart can bear. First was Maia, followed
by Maestro, BJ, Kissa, Lady Grey, and Hemi. I would like to take a
moment to pay tribute to all of them.
Maia came to the Rennie household as a foster cat. ...
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Mine brofur is missing! by
Harri Roadcat
Last night mine Paw opened da doors to let us out to da back yard like
him always does, an we all wented out like we always does. But mine
brofur Sammy Badcat lefted da back yard an him didn't come home. Him
wented outside about 5:30 last evening, and as of 7:30 dis morning him is
still not...
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Officers list fur review! by
cshenk
To all, Iz got the bestest list wez have fur now! Please check and
help Meowmie edit it ok?
OSSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA ,JAMYUARY, 2018
*** Offseefurrz ov Catmerica, by title and rank ***
Original Grand Pooh-Bah - Lovable Louise
Grand Pooh-Bah - P2nya
Vice Grand Pooh-Bah - Sundance
Prezident...
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Yer Inbited tew uh Hal0weeny Party by
Mosey =^..^=[_2_]
Diz Saterday, thu 31st iz Halloween n the Kits n I wanna inbite yoo awl over
for trix n treets n kostoomz. We gots lots uff fudz, n dansing a sawft
pwases for da bitties to sleep in da speshul room in da basement of our
hooge hoam. I polishued up da bannister n got owt da floomply pillow we...
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My tooth question. by
Fred Williams[_2_]
Hihi Kitties,
I went to da TED's recently fur a checkup and I was furry healthy
exceptin da TED says I have a chipped tooth that he think should com
out. I think I'd be upset at loosin a tooth and feel lop-sided, but
Fred dusn't want me tu be in payne.
I sumtimes shake my head and...
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December 3rd 19 01:23 AM
by cshenk
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DUNCH by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Wewll gudgud mornink effurry kittee...
I hope yu had uh gudgud nitez sleep, but I unnerstand dat yu olny had
OrDurffz lazt nite.
I know da Kitshen Kitteez hav bin woikink berry hard, but weez bin
havink tuutuuu mutsh fun to eet.
(Ov korse I know dat dere iz no sutsh ting az TOO mutsh fun!...
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Trooder kittee in owrown patio! by
Rebecca
Meowmie had da see-fur door opin to let in da innerestin sownz an smellz fur
ussez, an gess whut happinned? A trooder kitty kame into owrown patio!
Wifowt evin aksin purrmishun! Whut nerv! Meowmie didnt evin tell it to go
away, she juss klozed da door so we kudnt heer or smell it enneemore. ...
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Wedwink: Everlasting thru thuh Agez by
CatTayls/Little Kitty
As the assembled kitties rise to salute the bride and groom, they are
directed to turn towarde the side wall which is covered with a blue
velvet drape.
Two cats raise their long trumpets adorned with gold braid and play a
dignified fanfare. The harpist follows with a rich arpeggio. A...
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Hay! Mine offise! She mooved mine offise! by
FurrsomeThreesome
I'ze think I'ze supposed tu be owtraged.
Meowmie's been weird last few days. On Sattiday, she started takin'
things offa shelfs. Den she unpluggded all de macheens dat wurk da
innernet and rpcc an' stuff.
DEN she startid pushin' furnishure arownd. Dat's noisy an' complicated
heer, speshly...
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Chaucer'z Promoshun by
JSmith4973
Last nite, Chaucer kilt hiz 10th mowsie inna Boss's bedrume. He haz bin
promoted tu Cheef Rodent Kontrol Officer.
Angel iz sekond inna kommand, wif 3 kilt inna bafrume. Boss sez dere'z a hol
ware da pipe frum da lav goez unner da flor, ware Bambi cud git in iffen he
wannit to.
Robin haz kilt 1...
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Tribute to Bear, House of Polinadro by
Adam
Louise says this is too many words and so she is making me do it.
Bear, a smallish tomcat, had a black head and a brown body with black
stripes. He lived several houses away, maybe a quarter mile away, down
a steep hill. Every few days he would come over to the back yard,
courting Louise. If no...
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Mine Akweezishun Day by
Sylvia M.
Jannerwary turd iz mine akweezishun day by mineowntrufamblee.
It iz da forff annyversurry ov da day dat Meowmee an Pawpaw wented deown tu
mine befurr heowm an brotted me tu mineowntruhome tu
stay. I wuzz beink 'retired, an meowmee wuz lukin furr uh MaineCoon
pet kitty. Wen I letted hur skrash...
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Mine Purrday (or what passes fur it) by
Boogie's Mom
Today is da day dat meowmie celebratez mineown purrday. She's nottid sure
eggzactly what day I wuz bornded, but since dis is da day dat herown hoomin
mom wenttid to da bridge to be wif da kittiez dat wentid before (Cauda,
Killer, and JR), she figures dat itz as gud a day as enny. I wuz 8...
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Where are you GM? by
Miss Violette
I was thinking I would ask some of the cats on the road trip if we should
have a holiday parti and then I thought it wouldn't be the same without you,
are you out there or did I miss you saying you were going to be gone, Miss
Violette catcerned about her friend
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Uh Tribewt two My Thithter Toto by
Boggity Boggsworth
~~13-munth-old gray & wite tabby trubullmaker approchez podium, thtarez
out at thuh kroud, kleerz throt & tethtth mikruhfone~~
Gud evening. My name iz Marius and I'm thuh grandthuh ov Thaddeus. I
am althow thuh bruther ov Toto. Grampaw iz althow thuh bruther ov
Toto. Grampaw thez that'th thuh...
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Jellicle Ball Tribute - Tribble by
furrwurdid fur G&P
Tribble was our sisfur and first we want to say how much we miss her,
even though we picked on her lots when she wuz alive. We didn't no
then how much she wuz helping us by being a lap fungus and taking alla
the hoominz attenshuns. Now that sheze gone, they miss her lots and
lots. And they are...
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Breaking news by
Granby
O T grabs grambys curling iron and using it for a microphone runs to the
middle of the room.
Respected cats and Kittens we needz purrz inna hurrie. Da grambys
grandauter dat her got when her son got winked iz on da weight to da hooman
TED az we wpeak. Her iz gonna have a barekitten and we...
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