In our family I'm the 2nd oldest kittycat. My grumpy older sisfur Cleopatra thinks she's the queen of the universe, and doesn't go out of her way to teach or protect the tiny kittens. Pests though the tiny ones are, I at least acknowledge my responsibilities as mentorcat. We all like to spend time...

Wee is haffin funfun at da partee still. Butted gnoos from hom is dat da hous is berried unner wots ob SNOW. -- WooToo

Since mine tiny sisfur Fluffybutt - err, Tabitha - is getting winked to Mosey, it's time fur da boycats to haf a bachelor-cat party. All da boycats on da group, come one an join us! He's normally a very quiet, almost secretive kitty, but I've convinced Hercule Lenoir to open up his villa in the...

Hi I am asking for loud purrs from the kitties here and prayers from the humans for all the wildfires in Colorado, Utah, New Mexico, and Montana, even in California, in some places. They say this is the worst wildfire in Colorado's history. I just talked to my daughter in Aurora, Colo and they...

Meowmie wuntud tew sai 'breaking wynd nooz' but dat wud beh in bad tayste..waffs Dey sed on da tokbawx dat der r guzts heer uf furty tew fiftee mylez uh hour..n dey hoap da rufe staiz on.. ai m ginna axk meowmie tew feed usses den her n Pa wyl goh tew bed. Hur n pa hab tu goh tew der TEDz...

We wantz da sherrif at owr howze rite now!!!! owr hoomanz iz owt of knotrol!!! Der i wuz enjoyin da loferli efinin breeze, juzt lukin owta slidin door, knotmelintatin howta opin da screen anna smellin da gud smellz, when i seez a 'truder kittee in mine yard... So I meowz itself to go away, I efin...

I would like to take a moment out of our reception party to announce that this is the first anniversary of mine coming-home day! Last year in late June I was taked away from mine mamacat by some mean hoomins and dumped in da street. I don't remember a lot about it, since I was so little. What I do...

Iz efurrykitty getting reddy? I hope yew all kin teleport to Lake Louise by Thurzday afternoon so there iz plenty of tyme to get ourownselfs reddy. Wot kind of moosik do yew want thuh orkestra to play? Gretchen Marie, panicking and trying on her noo outfit

Da Uncl Bill putted a noo BOLE on mine flore. It doo gnot haff fudz in itself. Mine fudz bole haz plenny ub kruncheez, ub korse. It duz gnot haff WADDER in itself. Mine wadder bole jus got filled wiff cold cleen wadder. Dis bole haz noffing in it butted CHANJE. Uncl Bill is piking up da chanje dat...

I am a friend of Sonam / Serge Dasara, and he asked me to post something to this newsgroup for him. I haven't used usenet in a few years, so hopefully, I am doing this right. Sonam's appendix burst and he had emergency surgery on Friday. He seems to be doing OK, but he may be in the hospital for a...

The train gathers speed as it crosses the plains of the former Yugoslavia, and our kittees are relaxing in the longue car. Some are having a late brunch, some napping and some snacking as the cows and fields whiz by on this last leg of the trip. Anaïs is sitting with Tiger having a brunch of eggs...

Frendz, I haz a purr request. Unka Furry is in da hospitalz anna him anna Auntie Soft needz ur prayers an purrz. Dem is still running testz. Jus please purr anna pray really hard fur himself. Piglett

Mine sisfur Amelia is a big tortie girl who has taught me all I know about being a kitten. In my whole 5 months of life, Amelia has been my role-model for the 3 1/2 months I've been living in her family. Amelia is furry brave and is a furry good huntress, and I didn't fink I'd ever see anyfing...

Mosey here Meowmie iz kryng cuz she cant fix tingz dat r rong wit da wurld, an hur neez hurtt, she mizzus hur own mommy who went to RB lazt yer and she mizzuz hur mom sew mutch She iz wurried dat i dunt feel gud gnow agin. She iz wurried abut Unkle Fred n hiz kittiez Pleeze hep me make meowmie...

Wif all da excitement of da party I forgot that I haf an announcement to make. You haf all seen dat buff-colored kitty, Fred. When my hoomins an da rest of my clowder mates moved to our house in Kansas City, dere was cats living in the Out. Mine hoomins didn't want them to have too ruff of a...

Meow, Unka Dan! I'ze been wurried 'bowt Sammy. Any nooz? -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.�

Welcome, everykitty. TV and I hope you're all enjoying the Kissamouse party, as we prepare to teleport back over to the hotel barge. I thought that I'd fill you all in on some news related to previous Kisamouse trips. You probably recall last year when Trudi and BabyKitty suggested that we give...

Bekawz dere ar a lot uf Noo Yeer purrday kitties, I'm posting diz urlee dew tew da holidaze! Sewwwwwww - - Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! 1 - Marble, Nutmeg, Tucker, Zamboni

Willow paws through her "Cat Fancy" magazine. After da meetink, we iz all going to Broadway, we haz ta decidez what we iz gonna see. Hmmm Maggy May, dere is sumphin kalled "CATS" anna den dere is "To Killz a Mockinkbirdie."

We has bin resk-yuin kittiez anna dawgz since 1970, anna sew menny uv ower deer frendz have gawn onta da Bridge, dat derez tuu menny tu cownt. We luvz anna rememfurz eech an efurry wun uv yu, anna hopez dat yu will watch ofur usses heere at Haven Howse inna Noo York Stayte. Vincent T. Pussycat,...