Tiger approaches the podium and clearz hizown throat. Bob waz a manx lukin kitty wif veri soft furz anna no tail, da soft'z mom taked him in when da polize officerz telled her dat it wuz hiz lazt day befure bein sented to da brige... no hoomin unnerstood how he got where he wuz anna he had no...

Dat is wut mine meowmie sed tu me. I fink she twyin to lern haow usses kitteez tak to eech uffur. I did gnot gno wut dat ment, sew I eggnord itted cawmpweetwee. Hoap itted gnot sumfink puntageus. MeOwy. diddid widdid indeed, hmf.

My friend David lost his cat Bob yesterday. Bob was a stray who moved in on Bob in a manner reminiscent of several of the finer residents of RPCC and RPCA and he will be missed. For his brick in the Walk of rememberance, he is Bob, house of Silver -- Will in New Haven

i tryd to eet the grownd hog last yeer butted the snow kept me away. the hog is furry big and a gud sorsse of gud fudz, i think. effurryone go affter the grownd hog and giff me some if yew catch it. my hoomin giffs me no natural fudz like mousies and birdies so i needs the hog so i can be more...

der i wuz i katched anofur mowsee ta bring ta yoursuf for onna way to da winkin anna da furri agin remofed itsuf furm minesef anna putted it inna bin... he sayed it wuz not fur minusf ta keepit, now i azk yoursuf, how rud wuz dat? Chester da ingestor

Cuz et keepz gitting disconextud n da dum routur iz bein snarkee. Mrrt mrrrrrrt mrrrrrrt poasting moar dan unse.sawry Luffs Mosey --wiff noo sneeezez

Da Gramby's new fren piked her up at her toonaz plaze yester dayz and taked her to lunch. Him wanted to go toa nize plaze but knowed her wanted dem white kazelz anna sweet tea. Him uzed ta be a nurze but him said he knowed what it wuz like to realli want sum fudz u shudn haff. Gramby...

I gotten Out yesturday wen Meomie opined thu front door an thu skreen door wuz opin tu but she dint egspek it. Sum TroodurCat frum akros thu street ranned at me. I went ovur tu meet him, butted he wuznt furry nize attall! I retreeted wif dignity tu myne steps, were Meomie piked me up. -- Sam

I haz sefural xpurrt kitteez in mine howze i iz willinta send to yourown howze ta hep wif diz raizin offa hoominz... Trudi...

Mine Meowmie tawked tew hut dotter, hoo wivz fur uhwuy en Mishigun, diz murning n da dotterz kitty, Socks, will hab tew go tew da Brige soonsoon cuz her iz furree sik wiff da nazty FIV n hur isn uh yeer olde yet Meowmie iz sew sadd offer diz tew. Meowmie had wadder inn hur eyz wen hur dotter,...

The Gramby is having a stent implanted today and maybe a pacemaker too. Purrs for the hoomin Teds and for Gramby to heal.

O T goes to the podium followed by a little human barekitten. Now I knowz diz day if for cats but diz liddle hooman, Mary house of Roads, wantz ta say sumphin bout Lewi D. Cat who iz at da Bridge. Cidez dat, look at dat faze and dem ize and tell mineself u kud haff told her kno she kuden do...

I have a stray that is between a kitten / cat stage if you know what I mean. Over the summer I have pretty much socialized him with the idea of rehoming him before winter but no luck. The thing is that the local animal rescues say they will take if fixed and up on shots but when I call them the...

Hi diz iz Piglett and we iz wurried bout O T. Him haz diz new mousie from Harri dat souns like it haz a mousie in itz tummie. Him layz on da floor wiff al four paws stuck in da toy and rollz around. We finkz him haz gon ofver da edge one too mnnmie timez. Iz dere a doktor in da houze? Doez...

Heer r da faks an mine conclushyuns. Ennywun hoo agree wiff mineseff feel free to repleye 1: Parrots go roun on too legs. 2: Hoomins go roun on too legs 1: Parruts talk an yell an screetch 2: Hoomins talk an yell an screetch 1: Parrots wiv in dis hous an watsch TB in da wivving rume. 2: Hoomins...

Mine Meowmie haz been sew sad laytely n her wuz purting sum hoominz in herown killfile n her did et tew herownself Mrrrrrrt!! Her gotted mad at Pookie cuz he jumpPed onna her neez n her gave mim a whaxs on hiz butt n he dint mynd. Den her felt bad bowt dat n tawked tew him, n tolded hin gnot tew...

Diz iz O T, Ok so I am a fluffy cat. Da Doktor said I hadz ta stop sleepik on da bed wiff Gramby. Now, I haff alwayz sleeped on da bed wiff gramby sinze I waz a bitttie. I iz after allz her Heart Cat. Seems dey finkz when I steps on herself, wiff da medicine her iz takink, I leaf bruizes on...

Da Bear an Widdl SaMANfa tookd Uncl Bill four der beddy-tim wak an hee cam bak to r rume shaking an neerly krying. He was ANGRY but, ob KORSE, notted at myneseff or da d*ggiees. Sumwun neerly rand dem awl OVER wiff a car. I camd himseff down an cuddled him to seep. WooToo human note: We have...

Meow, kitties! So da hooman wuz watchink dat tawking-piktur-boks an I saw awl ob dese cute kitties on itself, an HERD dem MEOW!! Ob cawze I puttid mine paw up dere to tuch dem, an it was cold glass! So I walked behind itself to find dese kitties but dey were nowere to be found effen tho I cud...

Meow, Mine well-trayned hooman catered to mineownseff today. He cleaned min eers, baffed me and gafe me a bow-dry wif da growlmonster, den combed mine bootiful, floor-lengf furz! I patted himself on da hed fur dis! -- Purrs,