Meee anna wascal got dissi dea frum a TV show bout uvver wascals. Weee issa tird uv beein paw-batted anna uv wady cats hooo fink dey are so PRITTY datdey ken getway wiff ANYFING. We wanna ralleee da boycatss toda flag uv independence an sef-respek. Dey put der hoofies inda fudz bowl. Dey yooz da...

My friend David lost his cat Bob yesterday. Bob was a stray who moved in on Bob in a manner reminiscent of several of the finer residents of RPCC and RPCA and he will be missed. For his brick in the Walk of rememberance, he is Bob, house of Silver -- Will in New Haven

Meowmie Micki wen too wurk yesserday an forgetted to kloz da dor wut shee usd to putted Eddie-Parrot's fudz in da kaje. Sew Eddie cam out for a bisit to usses. He flied offer to Buddy Macaw's kaje an waffed at pour Buddy beclaws HE was out an SHE wuz stukd in her kaje. Dat wuz gnot gnise. Den...

I was takin a gnap on da downstares piwwow in a luffly pool ub sunlite and efferything wuz perfek. Dere wuz a breez from a winnow an da parrots wuz talking sweetly an kwitely. EXCEP widdl Samanfa wuz playing wiff a skweeky toy. Wich purrvented mee frum sleeping sounly. DEN I gottted a gud...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af926HzO6-4 Kathy Mattea - “Coal Tattoo” -- Will in New Haven

Da hoomins over on da nosegroop wer dey don't spell riite is all talkin bout diss kitty hoo dint want no samun-fish. An dey ar SOOprized. An dey say "we just don't understand cats." Ub KORSE yoons don' Yooo neber lernd r LANgwidje. Effen da hoomins on DISS nosegroop are sumwhat hannicapped behing...

Hewwo, I wike to watsh a sertan puppy-d*g dew her paperwurk. Sew I kanock da male an uther papurs off ub counturs and tables. Butted I dew diss wen gno hoomin is lookin. Sew I has pawsable deniubilitee. Sekretely, shhhh -- A nonymous, da PRITTY WUN

Mine mommy tookt mine Ant Bef to da Saynt Rafeels hospital mergensy rume diss morning. She is haffin trubbl breeving an her hart may be doin bad fings. Wee AWL lov her many sounds of agreement from cats, dogs and parrots in the background butted shee yoosd to rescyoo mineseff frum da basemunt...

On frideigh affergnoon, rite affer he gotted off ob an importan fon cawl, Uncl Bill cam down wiff shakes an feber an chills. He was furry sik and coont keep his afffernoon repointment, wich was why he was hom in da first place. Da doggies could not tak him for a walk, so Aunt Micki, there furry own...

I hab a birdee dat flys in mine rume effery wuns in awile. Wen he flys neer me I chase her an hit her wiff min mity paw. Butted he don' seem to mind an hee flys aroun until she gets tird ub playin wff mee an den he leafs. Hee is a purty wite birdee hoo onlee fly wen Uncl Bill is hom. In uther...

Uncl Bill just tolded usses dat da TED is heppin yoo getz better. Doo wut yor meowmie wanz ann eet yor chickum. We luv chickum an it will mak yoo grow up nice an strong. Annit tasts gudgud. Hep yor meowmiee wiff her neezuz. nosepoink Maggy May Da res ub usses wishez yoo well two an wee will...

Yoosully Uncl Bill filz dabowlz inda morning, befor Bear tak him four his walk or right affur. Den weee all eet all day an den heee putz a widddle mor fudz in dabowls befor Bear walk him inda evnin. Ander issa yoosully fudz left inna dabowl den but hee fillz dabowls enyway.Ub cors der issa treets...

Dis issa Wascal, Wudyoo blushes and stares at feet letme be yoor escort to da wedwink anda ball? stammers, blushes, runs away Wascal I will gib himm yooor ansur. He issa shy. Anna it wuz hard to get Uncl

Wascal wakes up in the afternoon. Daddy has gone to wurk at da post awful. Wascal drags his tired butt over to the litter-box avert our eyes Then he goes and hits the kibble reel hard anna hass a nic loooong drink uv cool watr. Heather bounces in through the cat/d*g door. "Winnie, I will...

Maggy May's adbice for twoday: Hoomins shud SLEEP mor. I haff notist dat hoomins due gnot seep ennuff. Dey shud tak adbantaj of how uss kitteez r willin to hep dem an cuddl down an seep mor. Neouw I will set a gudgud eggzampul. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Diss morning, Tukker, da d*g nesdore an Bear's bes fren, rund away an gotted intooo da pond up da street. Hee gotted covurd wiff mudd an ice an his hoomin meowmie Wendy iss frantik an cleening him offf iz provin difficult. Don' do dat. Maggy May Aldo it wuz berry funnee

Deer Maggy May: Iyam a bittee. I jus turnd elefun weeeks ol an Iyam neow in my forefur hom wif a hoomin meowmie, pawpaw, a barekitten hoo iss furry nic an a beagle d*gg nam Floppy hoo wikes me. Dat iss all reely nice. Butted dey hass named me Lord Robert of Cross Ridge Plain. I don't WIKE dat...

I will let da hoomin sekreteree rite dis. Maggy May Could we have some purrs and candles for Red Wull, House of Major, who had a mass in his liver and had to be sent to the bridge. His humans got him as an adult, so his exact age is not known but he spent some good years with great people. Would...

We just heerd bout dat coche Pat Summit ub da Tennessee Ladee Volunteers beated up a poor innocent raccoom dat wanned to play wif her d*ggy. Efferybuddy iss sayin "oh, poor coche Summit, shee diswokated hur shoulder" butted wee don' agree. Wee haff seed her on TV an shee wooks MEEN wen shee iss...

Uncl Bill is disTRAKted. His brother Sid wen to Florida an a fren took care ob his doggies, Pookie and da Max. Da fren wivs about ten myles frum Uncl Sid. BUTTED, little Pookie rund out da dor ob da frenz hous. Shee has been missin for DAYS. Uncl Sid an Uncl Bill is hart-broked. Pookie is a cute...