Boogie, mine luff, I'ze not feeling so well tonight. I hurked four times today! Will you teleport over and smurgle with mineownselves till I feel better? Kitty Schottland, VC Chief Tortie In Residence

purlse xcept owrz apologeeze fur owr sekatareez mistankli sendin yourself dat pozt, as you mite unnerstand hersef iz still veri upseetted, Trudi, embarrased

Booker, retired Diplocat to the Moon, passed suddenly a week ago. He was 13 years old. Due to his secretary's personal circumstances (divorce, illness and death in the family) he participated very little in the last few years. Here is what I wrote: Dear Booker, RIP, little one. Your passing...

Booker, u Diplocat 2 Moon. NE updates on dat? "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Da lady dat bringz da mailz made gramby happi today. Herself gotted her first, diz year, ceede katalog. Her sayz dat meanz springz willz behere soon. Her iz lookink at treez for da ofter houze, her won't buy dem fru damailz but getz ta cee what kindz dey iz. Piglet not seeing what is so...

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Kitties diz iz O T anna we jus gonna hafta haff da boot kamp. Out Kissamouse pkg arrifed and da Gramby waz oo dum 2 know what itself wuz. Her fout it waza a CD of sumonez cats so her putted it up on da shelf ta look at after her kompani left. In time, her diskovred itself was like a TV for...

Tyme tu kunsidur infitz an owtfitz furr ower fairlee furrmul suun-tu be okayshunz, and tu pik up Mosey'z azzezzoreez as apurrpurriate. Synze Yu will be azkt tu weer symulur attyer tu mine wedwinkink on Valentymez day, mine Meowmee jenerouzlee offurret tu pik up da tab at diz tyme, so it kud...

Greetinz, kitteez an frenz. Welkum to da Booteek, RPCC's one-stop shop fur awl yurown fashin needz. If yoo needz furmal ware, we haz ball gownz an tuksedoz. If yoo needz sumfing less furmal, we haz daydressez fur da girlz and Hawaiian shirtz fur da boyz. Just need acsesseriez? We haz joolriez,...

Gud eevnin, kitteez an frenz. Fangu all fur kummin to da Booteek's very firstest fashin show! I iz yurown host, Sundance. Seated rite dere iz my wink Pitoonya: we operatez da Booteek an we iz furry happee to hab yoo awl heer. We iz purrowd to say dat today's modelz iz frum da whirled famiss Furred...

Meow, Pitoonya! So whut do you haff in store fur us fur da Ball and Wedwink? I know dat I'd like to get a noo formal gown fur da Ball an sumfin fur da Wedwink reseptshun? An of cawze I'll hafta get Tiger sum fings. So whatz doin at da Booteek? -- Purrs,

Da booteek durrz wyll be opin Moonday da tenf, an Toozday da 'levent. Awl da tyme It wyll be klozt on Wenzday, wyl efurry gurl kittee iz at da B-U-Tee shop, an gettin reddee furr da Jellical Ball dat effinink. Dere iz uh bigbig bockz ov azzortid ribbinz, an mutsh jeulree. Ennytink yu fynd on da...

Da bootek iz neow opin furr doze kitteez huu wanna get drezt up furr Hollow-ween. On hand are all da Party Shop selectionz az well as on-line choyzez. Hollywood costoom shopz ar awlzo avaylibble. All can be Googled and ordered frum. Be shur to tell dem dat mine commission goez to RPCC! --...

Da B000teek iz neow opin,,, 1) furr Jellical Ball attyer... 2) fure HollowWeen koztoomz -- Pit2ô.ônya, purrpurriator Sundance. Ko-Ownur

P2ña AKA Sweetee, Mgr. has stackked the Booteek racks and shelfz… OVERSHOES 4 each set, Two left, two right Luko: grey with a black rim at the top Prince: a tan pair with flexible toes and nubbles for good grip on the bottom and a black top border and black or hot pink bottoms. P2ña adds...

Pit2nya turnz da key in da door, Hewlp yoursephz...charge toonas, order deliffurree to da BooTeek. https://www.campmor.com www.llbean.com/llb/shop/97?page=outdoor-gear www.patagonia.com/home Lemme kno if yu wanna sluggezt anudder site az wewll....

2zday,Oktobur tird: Kum wun an awl. Yur owtfitz ar reddee! Da autopurrmatic shelf stocker machine iz oyled an reddy. It can 'trieve orders from da shelfz. Weez got thurdee (30) ordurz pakajt alfeebetterkullee. Lotza egztra togaz ar awlzo on da shelfz, frum kitee egztra smawl awl da way tu hoomin...

I'z am gonna haffa stop porting over to Paw's truck fur a while - it's gettin too boring there! Paw is in Or-uh-gone, at a truck stop dere. Da roads tween dere and Catifurnia are all snowy and icy and big trucks have to have chains on da tirez and Paw refuses to drive wif chains. SO him has been...

http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/features/boris/index.html This is Boris's new web page. Not bad for a kitty! Two videos on the page.