My Meowmie haz a fren dat is owned by a kittee named Zander. Zander's Meowmie just fownd a lump on him, an he haz to go to da TED on Monday to git it remoobed. According to Meowmie, Zander is a lufurly all-black kittee who is a big fan ub da Okelan Raders. He has not had a furry ezee life. ...

Hihi Kittiez, Owr Unka Dan uv da Highland Kitties is undergowink surgery today, pleeze Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fur hisownself. -- Purrs, Mme. Anaïs 6/10/2005 9:38:01 AM anais+at+electric-ink+dot+com

I am happy to announce that your local police cat, Capt. Midnight, is making a steady recovery! He's not sleeping quite as much, his ears and paw pads are cool, he's eating and drinking on his own, and he doesn't need to stay in at night. All of your purrs and purrayers have helped tremendously. ...

Hihi Cleo, Letz tawk 'bout yur upcoming winking while yu iz recofferink, OK? I'll be glad to lend a paw, and I'll bet sum uv da uffur gurlz will too. So where wood yu like to haff it? An da reception? Big or small? Whaddya fink? -- Purrs,

Greetings all My cat Houdini crossed Rainbow Bridge exactly a month and one day ago. Below is an email I sent to my friends and family that morning: "At about 8:47AM my black cat, Houdini, died. She was four years old.

A message from the Royal Princess Jasmine's Sekritary. Her Majesty Princess Jasmine is expecting Kittens Her Majesty is currently resting, and guarding the two liddluns-she is maintaining her household as usual, but in a slightly more relaxed manner. Princess Jasmine is inspecting all cupboards,...

Calling all Southern Cafifurnia Kittiez! Please check in! The Catmerica Police Department heard about the wildfires and are furry worried about yourownselves. Also, if Black Jack Purrshing could teleport some of the New Orleans floodwaters over to the wildfires to help put them out, we...

Small, very shy, trembling white kitty with big green eyes makes her way to the podium. She softly clears her throat. *ahem* Hello effurywon. I'm Caitlin*, and I'm heer to tell yu abowt mine wedwink, Rors Ashley. Mine Rorsy an I haff bin togethur fur as long as I kin remembur. We hadda a...

We adopted Dyna when she was being 'retired' from a cat breeder. We were told that her nickname was 'Diva" because of her bearing and purrsonality, and truly, she was the prima donna of our household, and, I believe that she took this role to the newsgroup. Oh, the adventures she had in her 2...

We took a bit of a break from the first meeting of the HKC so the kitties who are also members of the TEC could attend that meeting. I think the TEC meeting has ended, hasn't it? If so, then would the HKC kitties to reassemble? I believe Miss Tabitha has a couple of buffet tables loaded with...

I used to fink dat mine hoomins was good hoomins, but now I'z not so sure. Mine Paw put me in da kitty box yesfurday and taked me for a ride in da liddle truck. Him taked me to a place dat smelled like udder animals, den he LEFT ME wif dem! Dey stuck sharp fings in me, den I went to sleep. When I...

Happee purrday to yooz Happee purrday to yooz Happee purrday, TV an OEJ Happee purrday to yooooooooz -- Rebecca, for her house "Miss Violette" wrote in message ... would you all join me in wishing a happi purr day to my two surviving

In honur uv mine luvlee sweet Laura Ann Mihstol sniff sniff, wipez at teerz wif pawz, Ize wud lyke tu be responsibil fur offurseein da gestbuk tabil. Mine sisfur an hur wedwink, Laura's broffur Ralph will be helpin mineself. Ize hope node kitty objektz tu dis. Itz sumfin Ize feel Ize kneed tu...

Fynully meanmeowmee iz gonna leev on Munday. Furr tuu weekz! Pawpa wyll be wiff me, buttid he duzunt play wiff e-mayle mutsh, an nottid wiff NGs. Fayerwell furr neow, I'yll time-shift bak affurr meowmee unpakz. Luv tu awl, Dyna

Fangu to all the kittiez who gave my meowmie toona purrs. She'd been out of work for a while and went to interview after interview, but no one seemed to want her. Until yesfurday. She went into talk to the hoomins at a community center in the next county south from where we live, and today they...

HIHIHI EFFURRYBODY! hope we're not tuu layte! A quartet of gurl kitteez step out of daintly out of Unca Siggy's old Dusk Pearl an India Ivory '57 chevy wiff duh flyn attachmen lyke dat James Bond fella has. Samantha, dressed in blak an white, introdooses hur cuzzins: Finney, duh bloo-eyed...

Meow, kittiez! The hoomins had their election, now we have ourses! Purresident Clarence is running for his third term in office. His new running mate is SS. Any kitty who meows is registered to vote, but only one vote per kitty please. Votes may be sent to clarence_ss_2004 at yahoo dot...

Hihi Kitteez! Dis is mine furst Kissamouse heer on da groop an my hooman izn't too gud wif dis stuff, so lemmee ask yourownselves: can youse giff him suggestions as to whut wuld be sum gudgud Kissymouse prezzies fur Sekrit Santa? Fangu furry much! -- Purrs,

Owr sekrit santa giff arrivd tewday!!!!!!! Meowmie wont open it. I wish we cud reed da box. FANGU sekrit santa!! Weez hope owr giftz hav uhrrived. Anti Kathy, let usses no iff we'v got morre kittiez to shop fur. Deres a lot uf kitties wif no ship dayt. Dat maykes usses and meowmie...

Bob-tayled tabby an wite kitty puts down her drumsticks and steps up to the podium. Gud efening efurrykitty. I'm Talisker Pippin, an I wuz howsemate to Ceilidh Flurrydance an Skye Silversong, who were founders an mewsical directors uv da Samese Cat Chorale. I know we're all feeling a liddle sad...