I was born in Cornwash Georgia in 1925. My father was a bar back who cleaned the spittoons and toilets at Willies bar. He had trouble getting decentv work because he had this habit of flashing people on Saturday night. Everytime he got liquored up we would get a call from the police saying they...

I waz patrolink the basement and I saw a B way up in da seeling. i want to eet the B after I play wiff it. Cinder Last thing I want. I wish I had bug spray. Unka John

Hi everyone - I just wanted to let everyone know about this great odor eliminator I found ! My vet recommended it and I ordered online - www.pbgone.com - took away the smell and the dark stains from my rug - it's all natural and has no chemical smell either.

Hihi diz iz O T anna I heard da gramby talkink to a fren. Her said her granny alwayz said dat dere wud be an African Amerikan in da whitz houze when pigs fly. On da 100 dayz of da Prezident da headlinez waz "Swine Flu." Ok, her iz warped but we luffz her anyway.

Tonight, right after I got home, my hubby and I heard a baby kitten crying. We couldn't figure out where it was coming from, and the baby was sobbing - you could tell it was getting frantic. We finally traced the sound to a wall in our downstairs bathroom. We looked at each other and said "what...

Hihi kitties, This is a good day and a good move to have over. It was really hard on me, but I got through it. I have also passed the last of my formal tests at work and I'm a fully fledged employee, however still have two months to go before full benefits kick in. I had 4 tests in which...

P2ña - I delegate 'portant task 2 u: keep track of wich kitty haz each office & title & duties. "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Purrrfffft! It is the GT writin, gotta be dignificatd lik Mr. TSE for this messaj. Owr Grandpa is purrty old an sumtimez forgetz wher he puts fings, or efen dat he haz sum fingz. So Daddy wuz diggin thru da stowrage rum lazt nite an found sumfin what almozt made him fall down! It wuz...

I am wurking hard on dat alfebetizing name fingy yew wanted mee tew dew, n I am gonna put da naymes daown followed by der ossifes? Izzat haow yoo want et? Like LL holdz 4 offices, et wurks gud wike dat, jest wike en yer high skool yeerbook. Yes, LL will bee furst, az hur iz da Prez of...

How "Lovable Louise"'s 1st 100 Daze az Purrezident? Pliz chek 1 or mor. ___ Great ___ Excellent ___ Outstanding "Lovable Louise", independent pollster

Hihi WOO HOO. May 1, tewday, iz mine 7th purrday n et iz 70 degreez owtside n da win iz blowing awl offer da plase. Meowmie n Paw gotted me a noo toy n gabe me sum nip wast nite. Ahhhhh, I uv mine nip. Iam gonna havb a funfun day. Luffs Mosey

Harri, I haffnt herd frum u for awilez anna u izn at da danze, iz efferfing ok at yourown houze? I knowz ur hooman wurkz too muchz but, dat iz what sum hoomanz duz. Luff O T.

I has decided that I want to be winkwinked to both Sammy da 'Veture Kitty and Smokey Gordon. I has also decided that I will hifenate mine last names. Respectfully meowed, Lilith Kitten Mahoney-Gordon, Age 8 Chief Torbie In Residence

Sheriff Rosco P. Catrane of Catmerica trots up to his favorite girlcat, Stormmee, with his tail held high. May I have this dance? In the middle of the dance floor, Sheriff Rosco drops onto one knee and looks up at Stormmee. I asked Soft and Furry, and they said the final decision is yours,...

Hihi furrybuddies! Mees sendin yu dis repurrt frum da bedroom, Ise lokked up n has bin told tu fink abowt myne awrful beehavyur.....jist cos Ise bited a lil bit offa Harrys fur owt.....wus jist a lil bit...n he made it wurse by yellin wiff delite wen I bited him....now me hasta fink bowt...

Chief Justicat delegated 2 me: How long must kitty b MIA befur winking cn b dissolved? Dat iz, if othr kitty wants dat & publicly announces so. 4 humans itz 7 yrs. Yr 'pinion of "how long" wanted (but I make final decishun). "Lovable Louise", Grand Pooh-Bah

Heer it iz, da furzt hunnert daze in da Wite Heowze. All Delegates, inkloodin diplocats an effin diplod*gz weer inbited tu attend a bankwit tu honor da hokkayshun. It wuz an el-egg-int affayer. ********** Wunna da mozt impurrtint akkomplishmints wu tu get a...

Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrday tew yew, Happy Purrrrrrrrrday deer rpcc kitties, Happy Purrday tew yew! an mennee moor! May 2009 1 - Lily-Belle, Squeak, 3 - Nerdy, Pippen

Mine Paw getted a phone call last from a hoomin neighbor who saw a fluffy black kitty hangin around da parkin lot of a nursing home. Meowmie an Paw went and checked it but didn't find any sign of her. But dey also talked to a nurse dere, and gave her dere contact numbers. A few minutes later...

Hihi Kitties, I will be moofing this weakend and will be out of touch for a few days till my internet gets hooked up again. Purrrrz fur yu all and I hope to be back Monday nite, butthere's no telling for sure. -- Peace, Fred (Remove FFFf from my email address to reply by email).