Da turkey-bird iz hiding in da refriginatoar. Wee haff notted hurd a peep out ub him sinc dey brotted him in frum da car. Wee iz takin turins wachin da refriginatoar. Hee will GNOT getted aweigh. -- Maggy May, presidor ub da commitee to eet up da turkey-bird

Meee anna wascal got dissi dea frum a TV show bout uvver wascals. Weee issa tird uv beein paw-batted anna uv wady cats hooo fink dey are so PRITTY datdey ken getway wiff ANYFING. We wanna ralleee da boycatss toda flag uv independence an sef-respek. Dey put der hoofies inda fudz bowl. Dey yooz da...

she was trying to get out,,,either door, for especially a few days.... she did yesterday morning, and as swift as she is, was out of site almost immediately...So we couldn't find her and she didn't come home last night like we thot she might for food, Not this morning either...looking under the...

Well, I jist had a furry silly idear that mite jist be wurth askin yew all abowt. Yew no how we all has thees partees an Events an sich? wot abowt a websit where we can put all ower pikturez uf owerselves all dresd up an purty an doin eggsitin fings? (sekritary seems to fink this mite be funnee...

Hello Ms. Roadcat, I heerd fru da grapefruitvine dat yooo gotted yooorself sum samonfish frum yoor daddy's own disch. Wuz it yummy? Yoo gonna get MOR nex tim? Doo yew haff any leff to shar? -- Missy

Has anyone had their cat play with a string attached to a helium balloon stopped by the ceiling? What did you think about it? Did your cat get bored? Does anyone do this on a regular basis? Thanks for any experiences.

I think this cat really hates be trapped and to be in a shelter. Bad Idea to pet this kitty at the moment. Meet "Burger", the Cat from Hell. http://www.jumpingpixels.com/hellcat.html

*looks around to see whos here* Gnow? puuurt? wakca puuuurt? mmmmm:) meself haz bin bizzy wiff stuf wit da h00minz here, n da utter unes on dat otter ng whew r sew sad n mak meown meowmie gits watur in herown ize. She fells sew badd fur dem n wuz wishun der was sumptin shee cud soo fer dem. n...

Iz efferyone sleepink or iz we haffink troublez againz? O T seeing a blank screen with no messages.

ATTN: Dear Sir/M, I am Mr.Mabumbay Tafiti. an Auditor of a BANK OF THE NORTH INTERNATIONAL,ABUJA (FCT). I have the courage to Crave indulgence for this important business believing that you will never let me down either now or in the future. Some years ago, an American Mining consultant/ contractor...

I is just found owt aboot dis place n i thinks its velly lully. this is a piciture of me: http://tinyurl.com/33pm49 I am cute yes?

I is just found owt aboot dis place n i thinks its velly lully. this is a piciture of me: http://tinyurl.com/33pm49 I am cute yes?

Hello Kittenz and Respected Katz Mineown name iz Piglet (to my friends that is). To hoomans itz Mz. Piglet. Dey needz ta be taught respect for demz betterz. I camz ta Grambys houz when herown son burnded some wood where myown Mom dropped myownself when movin' our homz ta get away frum da koonz...

New here, just wanted to say hello to everyone

My name is Max Lipman, and we are currently developing a nationwide foster program. We were wondering if any of you were interested in joining our group of dedicated fosters, and could share this message, to help us save the 2.7 million healthy or treatable animals euthanized in shelters each year...

Hello affurryone, and apolologeez fur disapeerin wif no commewnikations. Meowmie ann Paw had a bit uf trubble envolvin not enuff toonas so sum fings wer kut off, inclewding bits off Moe ann Garfeeld annCongo altho i hav no idear wy that helped wif the toona findin. Meowmie sed it helped her not...

hihi i'm back!!! some uf dose greeblings got into meowmies pooter, dunno how but meowmie kept yellin atta pooter then ventually she went an gotted a new one. I can't sit onna top uf dis one cos tha thingy she stares at is too thin. anyways we is bak now, an i'll tell you how we all is. first uf all...

i yam sekretary of fudz so i turn in the bad hoomins who dont give fudz to kitties to the sherriff of catmerica. will yew still giff fudz to all kitties who wants it? i haff sum fudz here but im ettink it all. beauty

Hi, gis! it iz sooo kold in nu orleens 2day but Im warmin my tummy. I am on thu pooter & it feels gud!! but mom/sekataree haz bin guoofing off, so I dcided 2 tell u sum nus at r liddle hows. B4 thu storm, mom wuz feedin an OUT kittee & she named him Pig, koz he liked 2 eet! UH LOT! Waal, wen we...

Hello again effurybudy, well it's been so long since I've bin able to get to da pooter, mostly tha kittens has been hoggin it. I haf been furry well, Paw says I is gettin fat, but I's not fat, meowmie says so, she says I needs a bit of fat onna me to feed tha kittens wif. and they are furry...