Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul. Da guvamint wunt fund FEMA. Da guvamint wyll fund FEMA. Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya

Da purrezidint'z goggie, Bo hazza Forff Purdai. Dey du lubz dere goggie: http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2012/10/09/happy-birthday-bo?utm_source=101112&utm_medium=blog&utm_campaign=daily -- Pit2ô.ônya, Diplocat tu da Witehouse

I iz a easygoin sole. Effurycat an hoomin sez so. I lykes a kquiet life an lotsa pettin. Troodur cats spoyls this. That hoomin frum thu sheltur wuz a bit wurried I - ME!! - wud be meen tu pore liddul tramatized Cinnamon, wat was bandoned atta sheltur wif hur babycats. Cinnamon spent thu furst...

Dis mornin my owner fed me Hony Bunches of Oats. It was a bit sweet fur my taste, but it was really crunchy. She put plenty of milk on it, so it wasn't too bad. By the way, unlike most adult cats, I'm not lactose-intolerant. I guess I'm lucky dat she spoils me wif dese foodz. All the ofur cats at...

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Dis is getting to be SO 'citing! Paw and me is sittin at a factory in Marysville, Catifurnia waiting fur da peoples dat work here to come to work. We'z supposed to pick up a load of doors to take to southern Catifurnia. If dis goes well, an if da peoplez dat work here do...

We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science...

Da wadiator cuffur sits inna hawl. Dis is da pwopertee offa Harry. Oh yeah? Well, itz now myne. I has fited n bited n wun da wadiator cuffur. Harry fott it wus always gonna be his....gurl power neffur occurred tu him....not til now n nows tutu late. Itz myne. My bahooky is parked on it n mees...

Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine...

Small black and white cat steps forward and speaks quietly. Smokey came intu ower lives furry suddenly wen Meomies cub deesided to go abrowd n Meomie tuke Smokey to liff wiff usses. Now,dis wus diffikult beclaws Smokey had been badly treated by his furstest hoomins. They wus badbad n neffur effun...

Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie starrin me. I dont fink so! She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand dare n...

Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar d*ggies an eated it hisownself. Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...

Hihi Kitties! I've been treated howwibly by my hooman dis past week! Hez doink sumfin called "re-dekowating" which meenz dat myownself haz had to stay wif da liddle ol lady downstairs durinkda day while strange hoomanz com into MY compartment an put awful smellink stuff on da wallz an ceilinks....

Meowmie iz allowin birdeez to liv in OWROWN PATIO!!!! First dere wuz wun, den dere wuz too, den two bigger wunz kame to feed da firstest too. We wuz da wuns dat notissed dem firstest, so we shud git to decide if dey kan stay. She won't evin let ussez go owt to meet da liddle birdeez. ...

Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or shoutin PEENUT. -- Will in New Haven

We resintly getted a noo skrachin post. We bof likez it furry much, an we uzez it offen to get owrown klawz nice an sharp. So whut duz Meowmie do? She getz owt da klawklipperz an triez to kut da endz off myown klawz! Not onlee dat, but when I objectid, she cubbered myown head wif a towel so I...

http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-wants-you-to-pet-him.jpg Dis iz da rite attytood. Sundance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI Altho I mite bee skared ub it. -- Sunrise

Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I wuz feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in...

Mineown Grandpaw Clancy (Meowmie's Paw) was in a hospital last monf, and him getted to come home yesfurday. An Anti Ginny who normally runs all da errands fur Grandpaw Clancy an Grandmeowmie Betty has a broked foot so her can't do all of da errands. Mine Meowmie an Paw told Ginny dat dey would...

Dis issa Sunrise, da PRITTY wun, Diss ebenen, wile da hoomins waz eetin da twooly gross mount uv fudz datdey forc down der froats every nite. Den dey heeer Brrrrrinng, Brrrrreeeeng, Breeeng, anna Meowmie Micki go to ansir da phon. Butted it wuz da parrot Eddie.