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Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya by
Sylvia M[_3_]
Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul.
Da guvamint wunt hewlp da peeppul.
Da guvamint wyll hewlp da peeppul.
Da guvamint wunt fund FEMA.
Da guvamint wyll fund FEMA.
Diplocat 2 White House ... Pi2nya
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Diplocat tu da Witehouse Repurrt: Happee Purrdai, Bo by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
Da purrezidint'z goggie, Bo hazza Forff Purdai.
Dey du lubz dere goggie:
http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog/2012/10/09/happy-birthday-bo?utm_source=101112&utm_medium=blog&utm_campaign=daily
--
Pit2ô.ônya, Diplocat tu da Witehouse
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Dire warnin by
Cheryl[_5_]
I iz a easygoin sole. Effurycat an hoomin sez so. I lykes a kquiet life
an lotsa pettin.
Troodur cats spoyls this.
That hoomin frum thu sheltur wuz a bit wurried I - ME!! - wud be meen tu
pore liddul tramatized Cinnamon, wat was bandoned atta sheltur wif hur
babycats. Cinnamon spent thu furst...
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Dis gurl will feed me anything by
Tabbeycat
Dis mornin my owner fed me Hony Bunches of Oats. It was a bit
sweet fur my taste, but it was really crunchy. She put plenty of milk
on it, so it wasn't too bad. By the way, unlike most adult cats, I'm
not lactose-intolerant. I guess I'm lucky dat she spoils me wif dese
foodz. All the ofur cats at...
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Dis is 'citing! by
Harri
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! Dis is getting to be SO 'citing!
Paw and me is sittin at a factory in Marysville, Catifurnia waiting fur
da peoples dat work here to come to work. We'z supposed to pick up a
load of doors to take to southern Catifurnia.
If dis goes well, an if da peoplez dat work here do...
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Dis is jus wrong by
Miss Violette
We will not be able ta post until on thurzday as da hoomanz isa gonna be
tootoo busy anna we isa notted liken it one bit, Weze knew somfin waz up
when dey was talkin bout da bigbig fud bowl, which isa da onliest thing bout
when dey leeve, we getsa bigbig fud bowl anna itsa fulful ofa science...
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Dis is myne wadiator cuffur! by
rafflescat
Da wadiator cuffur sits inna hawl. Dis is da pwopertee offa Harry. Oh
yeah? Well, itz now myne. I has fited n bited n wun da wadiator
cuffur. Harry fott it wus always gonna be his....gurl power neffur
occurred tu him....not til now n nows tutu late. Itz myne. My bahooky
is parked on it n mees...
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May 19th 11 09:01 AM
by Gramby
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Dis is outrajous! by
Harri Roadcat
Last night I heard mine Paw talking to Meowmie about a soopcase. Him is
planning to take a trip, WIFOUT MINEOWNSELF! Him will be gone from dis
Friday to Wenzday. Dis is totally unacceptable! Who will rub mine tummy
when his is gone? Who will lift me up to da top of da stove fur mine...
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Dis is ower tribute tu Smokey (RB) offa da howse of Gordon by
rafflescat
Small black and white cat steps forward and speaks quietly.
Smokey came intu ower lives furry suddenly wen Meomies cub deesided to
go abrowd n Meomie tuke Smokey to liff wiff usses.
Now,dis wus diffikult beclaws Smokey had been badly treated by his
furstest hoomins. They wus badbad n neffur effun...
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Dis is silli Meomie! by
rafflescat
Meomie gotted a new fone, wiff a gud camera. Now dis fone isnt
speshal, dis fone is simpul (hasta be fur Meomie)and it has a video
funkshun, n dis Mornin Meomie desided dat she wood make a movie
starrin me. I dont fink so!
She put me onna wurktop n started filmin....now, usyewally, I stand
dare n...
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DIS iz gnot fair by
Will in New Haven
Uncl Bill juss gotted on da telefone an called a nice Chinese lady and
she sented him som fudz. Hee sed it wuz gnot good four kittees oar
d*ggies an eated it hisownself.
Wy Kant WEE call hur an getted som fudz dat iz gud four usses an our
d*g Bear? We kud giff her Uncl Bill's munny, codent...
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Dis iz howwible! by
Mlle. Anaïs ^..^
Hihi Kitties!
I've been treated howwibly by my hooman dis past week! Hez doink sumfin
called "re-dekowating" which meenz dat myownself haz had to stay wif da
liddle ol lady downstairs durinkda day while strange hoomanz com into MY
compartment an put awful smellink stuff on da wallz an ceilinks....
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Dis iz just not rite! by
Sundance
Meowmie iz allowin birdeez to liv in OWROWN PATIO!!!! First dere wuz wun,
den dere wuz too, den two bigger wunz kame to feed da firstest too. We wuz
da wuns dat notissed dem firstest, so we shud git to decide if dey kan stay.
She won't evin let ussez go owt to meet da liddle birdeez. ...
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Dis iz RONG by
Will in New Haven[_2_]
Eddy da Parrut iz sayin "Meeyow" all da thyme. WEEE don' go roun
saying SKREECH or imitatilating da roomba or da vakum kleener or
shoutin PEENUT.
--
Will in New Haven
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Dis iz too much! by
Sundance[_2_]
We resintly getted a noo skrachin post. We bof likez it furry much, an we
uzez it offen to get owrown klawz nice an sharp. So whut duz Meowmie do? She
getz owt da klawklipperz an triez to kut da endz off myown klawz! Not onlee
dat, but when I objectid, she cubbered myown head wif a towel so I...
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April 7th 09 09:23 PM
by MeOwy
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Dis likes like funfun by
Will in New Haven
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI
Altho I mite bee skared ub it.
--
Sunrise
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Dis muss be "Let da TED torchur yur kitteez" munf by
Rebecca
Affur reedin abowt Panda-ov-Toes and Stormmee bein taked to dere TEDs, I wuz
feelin pritty lukky dat Meowmie wuznt takin me. Well, gess whut? Datz
rite, dis mornin Meowmie skoopt me up an taked ME to da TED!!!! Lotza da
trip iz a blur, but dere wuz needulz, and dropz in mine noze, an pokez in...
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Dis Roadcat stuff is fur - well, fur offur kitties den me! by
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
Mineown Grandpaw Clancy (Meowmie's Paw) was in a hospital last monf, and
him getted to come home yesfurday. An Anti Ginny who normally runs all
da errands fur Grandpaw Clancy an Grandmeowmie Betty has a broked foot
so her can't do all of da errands. Mine Meowmie an Paw told Ginny dat
dey would...
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Dis wuss funneee by
Will in New Haven
Dis issa Sunrise, da PRITTY wun,
Diss ebenen, wile da hoomins waz eetin da twooly gross mount uv fudz
datdey forc down der froats every nite. Den dey heeer
Brrrrrinng, Brrrrreeeeng, Breeeng,
anna Meowmie Micki go to ansir da phon.
Butted it wuz da parrot Eddie.
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