This was posted on the rec.humor.funny ng, but for those of you who don't read it, I'm reposting it here. It's kinda sick, but definitely on-topic: My brother called me the other day and said that he had watched the Siegfried and Roy Special on NBC. I asked him how Roy looked. He said "like...

*Smokey gives a speech* "Hi, I'm Fil's cat Smokey, an' I'm here to talk about my favourite thing ever...not the couch, that's my other favourite thing ever...I'm here to talk about food. My favourite thing to eat is food, and my favorite kind of food is, hehheh....lots. I don't like fast food...

It's raining steadily outside, and I'm sitting inside with a nice thick book. My furry little buddy climbs into my lap, does some perfunctory prancing around, and settles down with a rumbling purr. sigh Theresa Stinky Pictures: http://community.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh My Blog:...

Hello Californians! How are you after today's 6.0 earthquake. CNN says there have been no reported deaths, but there has been damage - how are things where you are? Did your furry friends give you any advance warning? Jeanne Hedge, as directed by Natasha

Having fun!!! http://www.gcmensa.org/images/cats_special/ Hugs, CatNipped

Not sure what's wrong, but Sammy just hasn't been herself for a couple days. Just lays around, and hardly moves. She is eating, drinking, and using the litter box, her eyes look bright, doesn't feel too warm, but it's very unusual for my playful girl to lay around. Yesterday, when I got out the...

Sammy's favorite "toy" is the little plastic cap off of a bottle of water. As you all know, I call Sammy my little suppository because she is always stuck up my....ahem. What I mean to say is that Sammy likes to be with me wherever I am in the house, so when I move from one room to the next...

As some of you may remember, I took the cats to TED's last week. I called them for the results of Frank's thyroid test, and everything was fine, Since Frank is eating drinking, pooping and peeing normally, TED said the high urea and liver values must have been just some momentary hitch. I promised...

I regret I don't remember who it was, but when Ding disappeared for a week not too long ago, one of our posters from Oz described the event as his having gone walkabout. The term is most descriptive and I've been using it. Since his return, Ding has been very skittish, probably not helped by the...

Purrs are being sent for the recovery of this very sweet lady. Hugs, CatNipped "Karen" wrote in message ... My mom has requested a prayer thought to be spared for her cousin Jane in Conroe TX who has an Abdominal Aorta...

Hi All, So we've finally got a fairly decent digital camera. Expect to see pictures of my kitties showing up on alt.binaries.pictures.animals. Here's a picture of my Lady Jane Grey imitating a keyboard. If you're curious, the pictures above the monitor are(from left to right) my Smokey showing...

We feed every "stray" cat within a 2 mile radius of our house (as I'm sure most of you here do too). There is one solid gray cat who, at least at one time, must have been someone's pet since s/he (can't get close enough to tell) has on a flea collar. The problem is that the collar looks like it's...

My niece has now become a breeder of Russian Blue cats. She has a new homepage at http://www.kiamin.net/index_en.php I'm sorry, I still prefer moggies. ;o) -- Marina, Frank and Nikki marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi

This may have been addressed here before, but how do people who are wheelchair-bound feed and clean out the litter tray. My brother is recently in that state, and can't reach down to the floor anymore to do it. I have to go over there and do it for him. Has anyone been successful in putting them...

I'd like to know the name of the insurance company so that I don't ever use them! Julie -------------------- http://www.ajc.com/news/content/metro/cobb/1004/01stormdog.html Marietta vet saves dog trapped 4 days By DON PLUMMER

I hear Joe Kitty suddenly whine; Nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi-nyi So I run to his rescue. At which point he proceeds to upchuck fur logs for like ten minutes. Easily 2 feet of fur logs all together. Poor guy. He musta looked bad in the Kitty world because even Sweetie ran over to see if he was okay...

Quinn is at his rug-play games* as usual. Last night, after roughhousing he ran off around the kitchen island as I straightened the throw rug and threw himself sliding across the floor into the rug, looking just like a ballplayer sliding into home plate ... a ballplayer, that is, holding the plate...

How naive of me -- I didn't take the dinner shenanigans the other night seriously... Tonight I made a beef roast for DH, knowing he'd had a long week, and, yes, I admit I was looking forward to it as well -- been eating a lot of "energy bar" meals on the fly this week. Celeste is ill with a bad...

I'm starting to get really protective of my dinner as Omar and Midnight and even Oreo at times are not above stealing my hard-earned dinner right from under my nose. Tonight, Midnight was helping herself to leftover chicken soup from the dish that my son put up on the counter after dinner;...

There's a box in one of those Christmas gift bags. The bag contains a box with a porcelain tea set my oldest brother gave me last Christmas. And the box is in a bag. So after a year of it sitting here (I didn't have any place to store them.) Persia decided hmmm, it's a bag and it has ribbons...