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Mineown Paw needs some kitty purrz by
Harri
Mineown Paw has a chance to get a new toona place. A toona place dat
would mean dat him and me wouldn't haf to ride in dis boring old truck
anymore. Da prollem is dat dey wants to innervoo him on May da fird, and
him duzn't know if we can be back in southern Catifurnia by den.
Dis job is working...
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Mine hoomanz iz so lazi i hadda by
Stormmee
Turn on dat roomba vakum kleaner kuz dey iz so lazi dey didn't do it to suit
mineself so i went ofur anna turned itself on mineself, OEJ, gagit wiz, SO
DER!!!
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Miss Dior Grows Her Hair by
[email protected]
I am a cute cute hairy little girl with a cute cute little bod.
I was hard to keep, so my family threw me away. I lived on the streets.
My hair got all matted & ugly.
A kind foster family took me in but they first shaved off my hair.
I had to have all my hair shaved off!! All of it!! I am so...
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Trudi's history mystery by
Stormmee
I hadda go to TED on Thursday, I wuzint feelin gud, Soft notized 'bowt a
week ago dat I wuz mopey anna at furzt her thinked it wuz kuz I wuz jeluz of
stormmee, anna while I duzint like dat her takez furry'z 'tention dat wuzint
it, den her thinked it wuz kuz mine nailz needed klippin so her trydad...
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Catalina Island Double Date by
ChildFree23
I beg yourown pardon, Miss Stormmy, but would you like to
accompany mineownselves to Catalina Island for the double date?
Cousin Rosco
Bashfully
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Chief Justicat election: progress report #2 by
Sundance
As of now, with just a little more than 24 hours to go in this exciting
election, 42 kitties have voted! Their names are listed at the bottom of
this post.
You have until the end of day on Wednesday, August 23 to cast your vote for
Chief Justicat. You can vote by either posting your vote here...
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Rosco's New Toy? by
PixieDust413
I want to play with new toy I just saw! It's up so high I can't catch
it. I tried to jump but that didn't work. So I just sit on the dining
room table and look and look and look. GranMeowmie says I'm gonna get
dizzy if I keep looking at it. What's dizzy? And what's that fan
doing on the...
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Tribute for Steve Erwin by
K.Bear
The teleporter twinkles and a small animal steps out. A few cats turn to
look at her. I hope you don't mind that I'm here. I want to say a few words
about a human as he had no cats.
A cat motions her to go a head and add her tribute.
Go'day, I mean hello kitties and thank you for allowing me...
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October 21st 06 09:51 AM
by Adam
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Nownzmint uv hoomin acheebmint by
Rebecca
I wantid to let alla yoo kitteez kno dat, doo to her wunnerful effertz at
takin kare uv Sundance an me evin durin timez ub diffyculteez, I decidid to
reward Meowmie by sittin in herown lap fur onlee da thirdest time since I
kame to lib heer. It wuz onlee fur a minnit or so, but she deeserbed a...
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December 17th 06 09:27 PM
by meeee
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Kan I haf sum purrs plees? by
Helen Miles
Hi, Is Lily-whiskers here.
My meowmie says dat I is off to TED on Munday to get fixed. But I isn't
broke. So I would like sum purrs please. Meowmie says dat she can't
believe I am so big already. My TED says I'm goona be HUGE because I
have big paws and I'm already 5 1/2 lbs at 18 weeks!
Pandora...
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Haz yoo gize effur herd uv "lunch"? by
Sundance
Most daze, Meowmie gits up in da mornin an, affur way too much time, givz us
our brekfast an haz herown brekfast. Den she goez to her toona place, den
when she kums bak she givz us our dinner and haz herown dinner.
But sumtimes Meowmie stayz home all day, and she eets uther fudz in da
middle uv...
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New Baby/Cat Interaction by
123456789
Hi all,
I'll be bringing my son home from the hospital tomorrow. Any tips for a new
dad on how the cats will react to the new baby and any tips on how to get
the cats used to our new family member?
Thanks/.
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May 30th 05 01:18 AM
by Karen
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Iron Chef Catmerica: May I hav da judjiz attenshun? by
Sundance
Weze gettin close to da end uf our Iron Chef Catmerica kompetishun. We iz
waitin fur our lastest judj, Bubba Cat, to taste and render his pinion. If
da assembled kitties will indulj me, I wud like to wait until Tuesday
evening to kloze da judjin. Dis is in case Bubba Cat's sekreterry can...
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June 4th 05 06:11 PM
by Adam
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Tribute: Pooky, House of Graham by
forward for Hunter
A few short weeks ago, mine littermate sisfur, Pooky, House of Graham,
was called to the Rainbow Bridge to be with her human mom who left for
the Bridge a few years ago. Pooky was an exceptional kitty, being
called the "Queen of All She Surveyed." She truly was a queen of a
kitty. She left...
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Clark kitties tribute by
Eileen Clark
Very shy, impressively-sized Siamese clears her throat, starts softly,
and gains confidence:
Pandora
Pandorable, aka Angel-bunny Princess, aka Psycho-bitch, was our most
senior cat at 18. Though she could be a little drama-queen at times,
no cat has ever perfected a more snuggly repose on top...
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SWING TYME AT JELLICLE BALL by
Beverly Orel
Samantha bows slightly to the crowd. "Let's dance, effurrybody." She
motions to the rest of the band--Allegro with her cello, Lilith with her
flute, Petyoonya with the rocks, Talisker Pippin with drums and bodhran,
Alice with her flute, Clyde with bagpipes, Tabitha on keyboards. Guests
from...
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October 25th 05 05:38 PM
by Heather
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My liddle tribyoot... by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
(I just heard from Lee: I'm sad to say this, but Miss Violette has
left for the Bridge. Unka Sonam)
++++++++++++++++++
A petite, cream-and-white Persian walks to the podium; she is carrying
three forget-me-nots.
She pauses, then meowss in a very soft voice:
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Jasmine has kittens!!! by
meee
Hello effurybudy...just a note to say that I, Princess Jasmine, haf given
birth to four ginger and white kittens....more details later. Sekritary has
me shut in the room wif the kittens, so I'se finding it hard to get too the
pooter. And her muvver is here too, so she is standing gaurd too. The...
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Happy Fangsgiffink! by
Mme. Anaïs ^..^
Hihi Kittiez!
Happy Turkeybird day fur all uv owr 'merican freendz an dere hoomans
- who shud be settink owt liddly plates of Turkeybird wif gravy an
stuffink fur dere beluffed kitties!
--
Purrs,
Mme. Anaïs
11/24/2005 12:10:14 PM
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Happy Hanukkah by
Ray or Fran
To those kitties whose folks celebrate Hanukkah, Ize would like to wish
effuryone a wonderful Festival of Lights.
Puddi Cat
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Remove "spam" from addy to reply
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December 18th 06 11:36 PM
by meeee
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