Dis thred iz fur postin ennee namez dat yoo wud like kalled at dis yeer's JB. Rebecca

black cat club white feet club tabby cat club back claw club tuxedo club --morning coat division tough girl kitty club Trudi, whose hoomin is almost better enough to type something useful like a

This is Bobcat. Well the next New Moon will soon be upon us. Does anycat out there know where the Jellicle Ball will be this year?? Ah! I am SO glad that somecats are going to watch over my new charges. Oh if you thought Bonnie the Black Panther was bad, well...... I have a true Tag Team here --...

Hello, everykitty. I'm Max, and this is my associate Max. We're both tour guides here in The Narrows. As requested by Mlle. Anais, we've arranged for these exploration vehicles to allow you to see the wonders of this beautiful natural formation. They are specially designed for the comfort and...

C'mon Tiger; I'm in da 'porter wif mine soupcases. Get in and we'll port to Key West! Welkum to da Hemingway house! May I put yur luggage wif da ofurs to be ported to da MV Purrbearer? There is a luncheon buffay and cocktails in da reception room where you can wait for da offurs. Ummm dis...

Dis was a bizee weekend fur usses. Meowmie an Paw decided dat Paw needed company out in Chicatgo, so when Paw comed back to Eye-oh-uh this weekend him taked us kitties back to Chicatgo wif him. We all left Eye-oh-uh about 4 in da affurnoon, an we didn't get to Chicatgo until affur 10 at night...

Da gramby komed bak from dat New Yorkz plaze wiff a tin whistle. Dem iz mostly Irishez out where she wuz and her wants to learn to play da fing. Soundz like da neiborz cat got itz tail stuck in da skreen door so far. Willow thinking the fishtank needs to be move to the basement somewhere, in...

Dere. Pleez, efurrykittee, take a momint to sine da buk wile yoo iz heer. Rebecca

Mrrrrk, Meowy! I have approved your requesition for the loan of a Migic Carpet fromthe Temple museum. Our curator and librarian, Mercurio will deliver it to you. =============================== Meow, Meowy!

I bited mine Meowmee. We wuz shayrin uh chayer, an hur reetsht bak tu pet me, an I bited hur hard. Hur hazza punk-shur on da top an uhn uglee blud blyztur on da bottum ov hur furr-finker. Hur iz angree attid me an wunt stop furrownin an hissin at me. Mine tummy feelz funny. -- Pitô.ônya, Probly...

O T sits on the stool but suddenly has a thought. He gets his toonas out of the machine and goes in search of Harri. "I forgotted bout dem goink to da buger plaze, did yourownselfz wanna go dere and get some of dat fudz?

If anyone cares, I'm currently in the hospital with a suspected infection in my foot after a recent amputation of a toe (the toe had had an abscess on it for months and months and just wasn't healing, and since I don't walk any more , the docs elected to amputate). The ONLY reason I am in the...

der i wuz sleepin anna Soft get so ajitated lizten to da talin boz bowt primarieez inna new hampister dat she getted up anna started cleanin da howze, da growlye monzter haz eated mozt of owrz furz anna her efin emptied anna skrubbed 2 of owrz boxes!!! itz terribleta be waked up juzt kuz her thinkz...

Stormmee I nedz yourown help. Da Chikens down da road gaved me 3 dozen eggzs to Kolor and bring to da Party over da weekend. I had dem all ready and dis mornin, dey was gone. I saw some skuirrl trackz by the wine barrell where I left them to dry last night. We needz to call Rosco and telzs...

Oopz! Awl ower frenz ar welkum tu da loo-ow at da beech, in Cattyleena, dat iz. Danzink affurwurdz at da Catseeno. Laaaz ar provided. BYOB. -- Pitö.önya

The kittens parade around the entire ship. They all look wonderful in their ribbons and flowers, the owlder kittens are having a riot waving their longlong tails and doing fancy dance steps, Stormmee wishes she had some white on her feet as she really likes this marching thing...she notices...

Dere haz bin diskussion in anudder thred abowt startin a klub fur kittees wif wite feetz. Dis wuz inspired by Lilith sharing her Merikan Indian name, Lilith Whitefeet. Da kittees listid below haz indikated innerest in dis: are dere ennee udders? We kud hab owr firstest meeting an eleckt...

Anti Sylvia comes and puts her arm around Mouse Cats shoulder. Mouse Cat, you need to be the first to know.I have to tell you first. Dyna is all well now, on her way to the bridge. She wanted you to know that she'll see you there a long time from now, and after you get used to the idea that she...

Miss Violette steps furward and opens a box, she carefully removes a balloon that she sets on the ground. she fiddles with a dial and the balloon takes off goes up into the sky and spreads way out over the community, after it completely covers the sky it comes down and touches at the outskirt of...

Me anna Meowmie will be moofin to the Bawlamore area, Paw will come later, after we is settled inna new job. She gottid a gudgud job wif da govmint. Now I gotta hewlp her figger out what to take wif usses (alla mine fud anna toys, of corse). I'ze gonna mis lifin inna Floriduh. I'ze gonna miss da...