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Yarnmosters tacked mineslfz by Gramby
Dere it wuz free in da mornink and I waz sleepink but I had to uze da lidderbox. So I jumped down off da afhghan gramby was wurkink on. U kno what at yarn had da nerf ta do? It ketched on mine bak footz and hung in dere. Well it wuz dark and I fout it was chazing mineselfz. I wuz so skared...
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January 31st 12 05:38 PM
by Will in New Haven Go to last post
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mine furz!!! by Storrmmee
i had fell off mine uzulaly gud grumin purrgrum... just a little, prolee kauwze mine bak legz hurted, but dat wuzint gud enuf fur soft, she haz been pikin at mine mattz, efin uzing sizorz on dem... i telled her i wuz fine anna wuld wurk itsef owt but NNNOOO she thinkz she hasta hep... I iz mozt...
January 30th 12 06:56 PM
by Harri Roadcat Go to last post
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Warnin frum da hoomin by Booker
Weze gotted dis heer notice dis furry morning: Warning to all kitties who reside in, or visit, the Heather house: There have been major changes to the configuration of the closet between meowmiez office and the family room. Whereas the said closets used to be connected an kitties could escape...
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January 30th 12 04:29 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Toonya, iz Rebecca an me still inbited? by Sundance[_2_]
Meowmie iz goin to da hospittle tomorro, an we wud like to port down to stay wif yurownself after she leevz. We will purrobly port bak a kupple uv timez a day so da howsesitter duznt git suspishus, an to eet da fudz she putz owt (derez no sentz in wastin da fudz!). Iz dat still OK? Sundance
January 30th 12 03:27 AM
by Pi2nya AKA Sweetee Go to last post
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at owrz howze today by Storrmmee
da soft anna furree wuz unpakin boxes, when furee finded da cake pwate, anna unfurtunately it had gone to da brige, inna millin shardz... alla uses catz iz beree sad beclawz when soft didunt haffa cake or fruitz init, we sleeped in it efin do we wuzint spota, OEJ
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January 29th 12 03:43 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Da Nitely Nooz! by The Two Sisters
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going...
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January 29th 12 03:34 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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middle of nyte citement by Booker
Effurryfing was qwiet. All da hovse waz sleepin. Chappy waz on da bed next to meowmie. Snowflake was unner da koverz next to mewomie. Ize waz bored. So ize pounced on Chappy.
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January 28th 12 06:27 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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WEH IZ WIFOWT WADDR UGIN by Mosey =^..^=[_12_]
O MRRRRRRRRT!! Mozt uf da mobilhoam park wer weh lif en haz noe litez, heet r wadder, but weh r bwezed wif heet n lite, but dunt got inny waddr ugin!! Owr Pa gotted sum diztilt waddr fur drinkin n hym fyld up da baftub sew dey kan flush der fingy. Cud yew pweez purr fur doz hoomins n cats n...
January 27th 12 07:04 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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smart meowmie by Snowflake
Ize waz starfin. Effen dough ize had eeted all mi fudz in da afternoon ize was starvin. Dey gifz me haf a kan of gushy fuds in da mornin an haf a kan in da affernoon. But last nyte ize waz still starfin. So wen meowmie walked in da fud room ize runrun hard to katch hur an ize told hur ize waz...
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January 26th 12 09:09 PM
by Amelia T Cat Go to last post
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When its time tu change a light bulb by Meowy
How da kittee duz it is da last fing on dis page. Meowy How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Depends on the Breed. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?
January 26th 12 07:53 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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Skary advechoor by Cheryl[_5_]
Wen yu iz onna airplane wif yur hoomin, alwayz stay inna bocks anna neffur choo onna wyres. http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia/story/2012/01/25/ns-loose-cat-plane.html?cmp=rss or http://alturl.com/84htv -- Sam
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January 26th 12 12:41 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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a fun time fur uses by Storrmmee
so finalee da hoominz bringed owrz sekret sant in anna soft opined it, we had lotsa nip, pwayed wif manee toyz anna hoominz laffed at uses, dey like der prezzies, anna dey efin gettin a howze warmin prezzie dat soft lofed, so efuri hoomin anna kittee wuz beree happee, OEJ
January 25th 12 09:51 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Toby Has A Home! by Debby Hanoka[_2_]
Does everyone remember me posting about a tabby kitten my sister had taken in back in December? His name was Toby, and I was trying to help her find him a home. I'm posting back to let you all know that Toby has a home! I put my sister in contact with the Kaboodle Ranch, and she dropped Toby off...
January 25th 12 07:15 AM
by Sylvia M[_3_] Go to last post
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Meen, meen TED! by Rebecca[_2_]
Tuday I sufferd da yeerly indignitee uv goin to da TED. I had da uzual -- I gotted shot, da TED steeled sum uv myown bludz, etc. Dis time, tho, da meen, meen TED also stikked a needul in myown bootiful tale! Why wud she do dat? Rebecca Hoomin note: I resintly notissed... I mean, recently...
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January 25th 12 02:12 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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From Mosey's Mom: Back Online Jan 20 by Mosey =^..^=[_11_]
I wanted to let you know we are back online for now, anyway. Blanket purrs and prayers for those who need them. Just to let you know, we, here, near Seattle, have been without power for over 15 hours, and it came back on about an hour ago, thank God! We have no running water, because the place...
January 25th 12 02:06 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_12_] Go to last post
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A quantum of light comes from a star to your eye without anyenergy loss whatsoever. by Meowy
On Jan 22, 8:16*pm, fitz wrote: A quantum of light comes from a star to your eye without any energy loss whatsoever. Yet light energy from that same star decreases inversely proportional to the square of the distance. Which is it? ...
January 24th 12 07:25 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Da ghostz by Gramby
O T and Harri along with Lizzy and Willow ae curled up on the couch at Unkle Dans. Suddenly the temp in the room seems to drop a great deal. O T comes alert and wakes Ranger who is nearby. Ranger dere iz sumphin elze in diz rum. They lay quietly for a few minutes and suddenly two cat heads...
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January 24th 12 07:23 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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vynelz monzterz by Storrmmee
so here we iz in owrz new howze, itz still itti bitti but itz bigger dan owrz hotel compurtmint... so afur da furzt nite in jail we getted owt anna hoominz wuz wif uses... so we decided ta tezt the kittee race twak... but da vinelz monzterz iz twinta get uses into wrekz when we iz runnin,...
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January 23rd 12 03:06 AM
by Mosey =^..^=[_11_] Go to last post
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Purrs desperately needed by Gramby
Hihi diz iz O T ann we needz purrs for Unkle Furry. Auntie Soft is learnink how ta kook on dat glazz top stofe. Him may be in grate danger of starffink. Him iz a gud kook but her, Notz so muchez. Her gaff a man wiff cicilian blud spaghetti O's fur lunchez. We mae haff to kall da sheriff on...
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January 21st 12 08:35 PM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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Jack Gordon (RB) by rafflescat[_2_]
Large black cat steps up to speak. He is weeping and his voice is a whisper filled with emotion. Tis myne sadsad duty tu infurm awl of ower furrends dat Jack of da Howse of Gordon, 18 yeers owld, ,went tu thu Bridje this mornin. Jack had been seeryously ill fwum befurr Kissamouse an tudae,...
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January 21st 12 11:05 AM
by Storrmmee Go to last post
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