Well kittiez, it is now Kissamouse Day and many of you have had the opportunity to open your prezzies and you *still* don't know who your Sekrit Santa is, because they hid their identity so well. I don't want to keep any kittiez in suspense any longer, so to find out who your Sekrit Santa is, go...

I got taked to da TED yesfurday, and she steeled sum uv myown bludz. Yoo mite not beleeb dat part, but dat iznt da part yoo will reely not beleeb. Da TED kalled Meowmie tuday to tawk abowt whut she seed in myown blud, an da TED sed dat Meowmie shud gib myownself MORE FUDZ! I wuz shokked! TED...

Despite da menny purrs dat shee receevd and da duvoted care ob da hoomins an her doggy da Bear, Sunrise gotted tired and din't wike eeting anymore. An shee wanned to see her Wink, da Winnie. Sew shee wen to da Bridj frum a deep gnap and will stay wiff mine Mommy an wiff her wink an awl ob our othr...

In 1998 my House lost a very dear member and, that September, my small brown tabby volunteered to perform the Calling of Names at the third Jellicle Ball. I am very proud of the fact that she fulfilled this sad duty for thirteen Balls in all. I would like to volunteer one more time. I will, of...

haz urmom heard furm herown furnd, iz she dowin ok? Trudi

Meowmy waz tell a freend abut diz newzgroop and da fun we haz here. He waz tryin tu remembr da poem about da stealthy black kitty dat kept been treeved by the treever dog who thot da kitty waz a tenniz ballz. Anybudy got dat peom? MizMudgie

Deer Frenz: We haz been away furum da noosgroop furra wyle, an it is wif hevvy hartz dat we return tudae. We are furry sad tu report dat Junior wuz hewped tu da Bridj yesturdae at 4:40 PM Purcific tyme by TED Catherine and TED assistant Heather. He went furry kwyetly tu sleep in Meowmie's arms...

I am azkin youcatz ta not eat animore mouseyz, anna der iza gud reazun, da mouzey dat chezter haz been chazin in owr hozwe, he haz getted 3 alreadi, ated up mine pooper pillz so i duzint hafta take demselfz animore... when furri wented ta getit tonite der wuza hole inna bottle anna da lazt 3...

I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA, or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one. Traditionally, songs like...

....wud enneekittee like a liddle nurshmint? I kno we may not feel like eetin, but Ize shur Violette wud want usses to keep up owr strengf. Memfurs ub da White-Footed Kittee Klub will pass amung yoo wif trayz ub simple apurrtizerz. Please hab a liddle sumfing, and if derez sumfing yoo wud...

You gave me 14 1/2 wonderful years. It will take a long time to get used to your not being in the house. I keep expecting to see you. I will miss curling up with you at night and hearing your purrs. I appreciated your concern and efforts to comfort us when we were worried or upset...

There is a short series of films growing popular on the Internet about my cat. They're called the "Caspian" series and they're available under the short films listing at http://www.7MPictures.com: The films a "Caspian" "Caspian Continued" "Caspian's Crush"

Wascal, hoo has been Out a lotlot, tole us a scary story about a SNACKING TURKLE dat bit somebody's little hoofie off. Wee ar scard Under da bed in Uncl Billz room Calling da Bear to protek usses. An Piglett, tell Wascal to tak bak dat storee.

*Four tabbies and a tuxedo cat pick up their glasses of nipwine* Poppacat was heer wen Meomwie botted our WunTruHowze in 1995. She alweez felt dat he waz a dumped kitty, an knew wut da IN wuz lyke, beclawz he wuld sit onna deck longingly lukkin IN. At da tyme, Meowmie felt dat deyre wuz no moor...

There's always an underappreciated but precious middle child. In Stewie's crew, that's Frazer. He's more explorative than cuddly, so... well, out time is exploring time not bonding time. We had some bonding time today, though, and I found something that I've always dreaded finding in any of my...

Weze askin fur purrz fur ar kranky meowmie. Hers tiroid iz wurze, meenz more tapazole, hur potassium iz low so she duznt jump furry fazt wen we wantz fud, an hur haz sumfing kalled a middle eer fektion. Shez kranky kuz sheze sposed to bandon us in free dayz an not sure iffin sheze gud nuf to...

Mine Meowmie has been fightin cancermonsters fur a while now. Her getted breast cancer and got surgeried twice, den getted cancermonsters in her spine, and now her gotz cancermonsters inside herown leg. All of ussez would 'purrciate it of youz kittiez could send her some purrs. Harri

Tabitha! Tabitha! I'z so 'cited! I got to ride in da truck today! Yesfurday was nice - we spended da whole day in truck (cept for da two walks we took), playin and sleepin and eatin and stuff. But dis morning Paw started up da truck (it purrs really loud!), and he made it MOVE! We rolled over da...

I have made arrangements for the community to have a Krissamouse party at the north pole. The area is enclosed in a glass dome and is heated. There will be food , drink, and a special visit from Sandy paws for the kits. Sandy paws will have stockings filled with special things for the kits. The...

Meomie gotted a dongul fur hur waptup...n shees testintestin it . It neffur wurkied at home...cos it wusnt atta winder....she fownded dat owt...but it neffur workied atta armchare eiffur. Now she wurkied it atta winder...an it wurkied! Suun we wil bee onna rpcc agen wiff ower furrends..Meomie...