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Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!! by
JGW
The crowd assembles in the garden of the Temple of Bast. There are
sitting spots arranged in a semicircular around a hyooj statue of Bast
Herself. The Sacred Sprayers have drunk the Special Potion to scent
their spray in honor of the Great Cat Goddess and have annointed the
area with Her special...
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Long tyme noe see! by
dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers
Purrs Awl.
Waffles, Francis anna Marble heer. Weese nottid in da mewsgroop much (*glaring*
at hoomin sekritairee...).
Weese insisttid da fat wone get offur hur fat reer end anna cycle tew da post
offiz tew post awl ower Kissamouwse Kards...
Weese hopin effurywone is owekaye.
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December 24th 03 03:02 PM
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Furry, furry suspicious... by
Tabitha kitten
Mineown meowmie was trying to act cool yesterday, but I heared her
calling TED. She asked TED when she could bring me and my brofur Sammy
in to be fixed, but I know for a fact dat neefur of us is broken. What
could she be finking? I'ts obvious dat we'z in fine shape. Whatever her
reasons, she has...
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Amelia! Amelia! by
Blurbubble
Clarence runs in gasping
Iffen itz not tu layt - wud yoo...wud yoo erkumpanny me tu da JellyKool Bawl
pleez? *blush*
Clarence anoid wif hiz sekkertairee aggen
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Jellicle Ball: Calling the Names of Honorees by
Mietze
Greetings, mine frends, an welcom to Chicago an da tenft annyual
Jellicle Ball.
We gaffur heeer as wun clowder, brot togeffur to reememfur an
sellabrayt da lives of fambly memfurs an troo frends. Eech wun
preshus, eech wun's memry bownd wiff gold inda dee****t playsis ov owr
harts. Wee reejoys...
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October 19th 05 04:29 PM
by Heather
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Grand Pooh-Pah leads discussion by
Adam[_3_]
Da Chief Justicat askd me, da Grand Pooh-Bah, 2 leed diskushun.
It seemz lyke central ishue iz, are rules 4 catz?
If so, den
http://groups.google.com/group/rec.pets.cats.community/msg/f928b105c10fdfce:
Subject: Da Bewinkin at Effurycat's Temple of Bast Begins!!
Date: Fri, 02 Jul 2004...
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for alla hoominz whut mite qweskin da brige by
Storrmmee
storrmmee climbs up on Trudi's stool, she takes a very deep breaf, she hopes
da ssembled catsons anna hoomins will unnerstand what she iz abowta say...
mine furndz, we iz sembled herta honor owrz friendz, fambly anna lofed onez
what iz atta brige... some hoominz iz xtra sad beclawz dey haz...
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sekretary bandoned uz by
Booker
Ar sekretari bandoned uz kittiez fur more dan a week. Gramma an grampa
kame a cuple of dayze, den paw paw kamed bak and fed uz. But meowmie waz
gone fur 8 hole dayz.
Ize told Chappy to ignore hur wen she gotted bak, but no, Chappy followz
hur round da houze like a velkro kittie. Ize shamed ov...
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Hoomin health purrs, purrlease by
Samuel Redcat
Mine Unka Clancy (Meowmie's Paw) is back in da hospital again. We duzn't
know what for - Meowmie just getted a text message furrom Anti Ginny
(Meowmie's twin sisfur) sayin dat him is in da hospital. We'z waitin for
word on what's going on.
Whatever it is, we'z would purrciate it if youz guys would...
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Iron Chef Catmerica, part 3 -- reddy fur da judjiz! by
Sundance
Wellum bak, efurrykitty. Owr pannel uf judjiz haz filled owt and dey is
reddy to taste awl da dishiz. In addition to Tiger, we now haz Bubba-Cat,
Allegra "Great Girtha", an Amelia. Welkum to awl uf yoo, an we luks forwerd
to heerin yur kommentz.
OK, letz git bak to da action. Az I spekted,...
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Eevnin hokkee game by
Sundance[_2_]
Itz an eksitin eevnin neer at owrown howse. Rebecca an me iz playin kittee
hokkee wif da treet ball. To make it ekstra challinjin, weze playin in da
kichen whare derez alwaze da danjer uv bumpin into da wadder bowl an
kreeaytin a wadder hazard. Meowmie likez it when we duz dat, we know she...
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Fluffykitz nowntzmint by
Rebecca[_2_]
Fluffykitz Catering iz prowd to anowntz a noo partner: nun uther dan owr
furry own Mme. Anaïs! Not onlee iz she a gormay, but she haz an estensive
netwerk uv kontackz in Yurop dat will give Fluffykitz access to mennee
dellykaseez an speshultee fudz dat we haz not bin abul to offer befur. Anaïs...
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Preparing for the Jellicle Ball by
CommunityKitties
Location: Paris, France, 4th arrondissement, Île de la Cité
On a cool (mid-50's F) midday pedestrians on the streets of ÃŽle de la
Cité walk briskly. The sun is shining in a mostly clear sky, but that
doesn't take the chill out of the air. The sidewalk cafes are nearly
deserted, except for a...
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Deer frendz, I fingk yurown purrz iz helpin by
Sundance
Da lastest kupple uv dayz I haz had a liddle more energeez, and I haz
started eetin agin. I iz tryin to convintz Meowmie dat I duznt need da
yukky pink likwid ennee more, but sheze still givvin me dat.
I wentid to da reglar TED today. She didnt fingk I haz whut Cassidy had,
becuz kitteez wif...
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Purrz fur a kittee's trip to da Brij by
Sundance and/or Rebecca
Kitteez, Rebecca an me wud apurrsheate yurownselvez joynin ussez az we purrz fur Simminy, who livved wif wun uv Meowmie's neeses. Simminy iz a furry sweet 17-yeer-old blak an wite girlkittee. She haz had a happee life, but she iz now furry sik kuz herown kidneez iznt werkin rite ennee more. Herown...
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~i Happee Purrday tew Myown Paw by
Mosey =^..^=[_3_]
Tumorrow, on da 23rd iz myown Pawz purrday n I wanted tew put up dis heer
for himself. He iz sutch a gudgud daddy n wuvs usses and taykes sutch gud
kare of usses tew.
Mosey, Pookie, Pipps and Sqweex gather around n sing
=^..^==^..^=
=^..^==^..^=
Happee birfday tew yew
Happee birfday tew...
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October 26th 08 04:40 PM
by Rusty
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Sundance and Pit2nya's WedWinking Serrymony by
Pi2nya AKA Sweetee
It is noon in the United States of Cat America.
It is a sunny day in San Louie Obispo, Cattyfurrnya.
Guests start arriving...
They sign the guest book provided by Mimzy and
using the feather plume pen, offered by Bob Qat.
They sign:
After depositing any gifts they may have brought, onto a...
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I'm Terminally ILL: MIssy & Rascal Need a Loving Home by
onlyThreeCats
Hello...
I don't usually comment when I don't have much to offer, but just
wanted to say my heart goes out to you - all of you. Unfortunately I
am both too far away, and my small home is cat-full - lovingly so, but
not so we can afford more from such a long distance away right now.
It is...
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Deer Anti Kami by
KS
Unca Cory wrote:
Pawpa haz dun sum serchin' an' haz fowndid sum *63* _paygiz_ uf postz in
da Google Groupz dat wuz eefur writed by Spook, ur Spook wuz part uf da
groop dat writed da post (such az Bootsie, Gizmo, Whiskers an' Spook, fur
eggzampull).
Weez startid wif paygi 63, wen Spook...
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More hoomin purrs, please by
Ranger Roadkitten Mahoney
You kitties all rememfur dat mine Grandpaw Clancy had a stroke-monster
bout a year ago, and had Meowmie an Paw all worried? Well, him is doing
gudgud now, but mineown Grandmeowmie Betty might haf just haved a
stroke-monster too. We's waiting for more news from da Wiscatsin family
folks, but...
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