O hai mai furendz Mai wink, Meowy, iz mizzing cuz hur n hur meowmie wuz en uh erfqwake diz murning en Catilfurnia. Et wuz uh 5.5 on dat riktur skale fingy. Wuz inny uthur kitty heer en dat qwake? Et wuz neer EurEeka, wich iz en Norf Catilfurnia. Pweez send sum purrz n prayers dat mai bootiful ...

We knowz mannie ofv u haz snow, Letuce know how u are doink. Unkle Bill, Unkle Serge and da rest ov u out in da Easdt. Piglett catserned. Grandson got stranded at home for at least 2 more days, In the Navy and couldn't get a flight back to base. Poor Baby!!!!

T H E G I R T H A R E P O R T =================================================== Special Fifteenth Birthday Edition Providing the latest news on Allegra, "Great Girtha," as she celebrates her fifteenth birthday on March 26, 2004 ------------------------ At the age of...

HiiHiiiiii I wuz jest syting heer finking, n wuz wunnering haow yoo awl gotted yerown naymez? Mine nayme, Mosey, meowmee gibd mee aftur uh deer frend frum Catnada, butt hur duzznt heer frum him gno moar. He myte haf gone tew da Bridge. Pookie wuz naymed aftur uh Soopy Salez puppet. We kall im...

Ohboyohboyohboy! We gottid ower furry furst Kissamouse kard tuday! Moon hazzint seen it yet but weel show it tu hur next time she comes tu da bak door. Fangu Pit2nya!!! Sebastian anna Joolian --

The notes of a Celtic Harp softly fill the air. It's "Carolan's Welcome" Thanks, Boogie. Samantha http://www.contemplator.com/carolan/copyright-carolan/171s..mid

OFFSEEFURRZ OV CATMERICA JUNE, 2017 We hav lozt tuu mennee kitteez tu da Beidge. WUD SUMCATS WISH TO ACCEPT? Deze spotz ar opin.... AT THE BRIDGE Pleeze read an Korrekt if nesserry Sapphire Samurai was .Purrezident uf Catmerica ...Who now??? Lucy lu is Vice Prezident uf...

so today da furree wented and getted owrz soft muffinz furm downstairz... he leaft dem onna breekfezt bar... all alone anna unatended... so sumcat ate da top offa dem leafin da insides der inna muffin paperz, we haz NO idermint whut sumcat didit, six cats sitting silentlee anna refuzin ta mit...

You know, Boogie, I'ze been thinking...we'ze great furriends, we'ze always shows up at RPCC events together, and we'ze both getting older. That's why I'm taking a chance by asking youse this question: Will you be mine winkwink? Kitty Schottland DOC Chief Tortie In Residence Caretaking Kitty,...

Hihi, dis iz PacoBell fur da fambly. Meowmie tuk Charlie tew TED yesterdiy cuz he wuzn't aktin' rite. TED sez he gottid a bloked ummm....ya no, da plaz ware da pee komes owt. Annyway, ifn Meowmid hadn't bin wurryd enuf tew tayke hiim yesterdiy, TED sez he mite a dyd. But he'z gottid tew be dere...

It iz wif sadsad hartz dat we annownze da passing tu da Rainbow Bridge uf owr cuzzin Scooter, Howse uf Kleinfelder. She wuzza shy kitty, but much luffed. She will be mist by hurz fambly, hur bruffur Licorice, an by da commyunitee. Cinni, Bitsy, Baby, Cookie an Junior *five kitteez form a...

"OK, bakker on in heer!" Rebecca says, showing da forekitty the area where the Fluffykitz Catering warehouse is being expanded. She and all the other kitties in the area are wearing hard hats and safety goggles. "Fangu, Ms. Rebecca, we shur appreciate yur hiring usses. We shud be able to git da...

And a reason why those of you on the Kissamouse card list will receive none from here this year.... Last week Charlie Fennel's badbadwickednasty kansurmonsters got the better of his kidneys and even though TED who loved him dearly called everyone she could think of to try and help, could come up...

Meow, Kitties! I haff some furry sadsad nooz, the hooman wuz tawkin to Anti Bev (datz Samantha's meowmie) on da ringytawkinboks and came away furry sad... : Bev's husband, Leo had a heart attack this spring, and then went in for heart surgery; he was healing well until last month when he went...

Kyla here, I subscribe to Flippy's mailing list and got this in my Outlook e-mail today, and felt the NEED to share it with you. ***here's what Flippy sent me*** Hi all,

Hi! My name is Mark. I am a Renaissance Man. I'm still attempting things people think are impossible. I'm a dichotomy, shoot em dead brainbell jangler, a soft diamond, a militaristic saint, and always a very wise fool...If anything I'm a Zena. I want to learn to speak "cat" like you do so here...

Could we, after reading about this wonderful 20 year old kitty, please light a candle for her? http://www.gratefulness.org/candles/candles.cfm?l=eng&gi=Kiri Thank you so much Luvz, Mosey and hiz family.

Yes Kitties. Fred finally got ourownselves photos up an the web site. It shows usses in our bestest light and carries messages fur all kitties and whatever hoomans have the intelligence to understand. Oh, and you'll have to be warned, it's a big page and a high speed connection is reallly...

Mrrow, fellow catizens! We have received the voting records from Anti Sandy and reviewed them carefully. The results of the recount are as follows: Rosco: 40 votes Louise: 12 votes We saw no evidence of anything unusual or inappropriate in the voting records. Therefore we must conclude that...

Its early morning and the hoomins have just returned from work they come in put their things down and da furee opens the big bedrum door... efuri cat runs owt 'cept barbi who has appropriated a snuggly square bed and is resting in it and even the promise of treats does not move her... Trudi...