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Booker March 29th 12 04:46 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker

John Ross Mc Master March 29th 12 05:19 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, Booker wrote:

Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker



i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping

Cheryl[_5_] March 29th 12 05:57 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
On 2012-03-29 1:16 PM, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker


That iz a furry rood skwirrel! I fink yu shud all lie in wate an wen he
iz fur away frum thu tree POUNCE!!!

--
Sam

MLB[_4_] March 29th 12 07:07 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, wrote:

Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker



i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping


+++++++++++++++++++++++++]
Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu

Booker March 29th 12 08:09 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 


On 3/29/2012 11:07 AM, MLB wrote:
On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:



i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping


+++++++++++++++++++++++++]
Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu


Weze gotta katch da sqwirrel furst.

Lastest tyme ize katched a sqwirrel ize waz much yunger, an ize left da
tayle az proof dat ize eeted da rest of da sqwirrel.

Booker, about 6 yearz older dan da previous sqwirrel incident.

Booker March 29th 12 08:11 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 


On 3/29/2012 9:57 AM, Cheryl wrote:
On 2012-03-29 1:16 PM, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker


That iz a furry rood skwirrel! I fink yu shud all lie in wate an wen he
iz fur away frum thu tree POUNCE!!!


Datz what meowmie waz hopin we'd du. She fretenz tu put us all on a dyet
so weze swift enuf to katch sqwirrels.

Booker

John Ross Mc Master March 30th 12 04:47 AM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 12:07:15 -0600, MLB wrote:

On 03/29/2012 10:19 AM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:
On Thu, 29 Mar 2012 08:46:26 -0700, wrote:

Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.

Humiliatingly,

Booker



i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping


+++++++++++++++++++++++++]
Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu


tayl is a porblum butted a joy too. makes skwirl easy to catch.
beaty who knows

Mosey =^..^=[_12_] March 30th 12 06:41 AM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 




Owr Meowmie had uh pet bittie skwirl weh hur wuz liddl, n hur Paw, hoo wuz
uh lanskapur in da Sumer, rezcud et wen et faled daown frum uh twee, n hym
brot et hoam.
Wen Meowmie wuz in da furzt grade, hur Meowmie brot ('Chipper waz hiz
nayme,) tew sho n tel, n Chipper ran daown Meowmiez Meowmiez bak n peed on
hur
rite der en frun uf da hole klas. waffs. Mosey fur hiz hoam.

i kan teleport over and eet da skwirl.
beauty, helping


+++++++++++++++++++++++++]
Iz finkin itz bushi tale wud stik in yur frot. TuTu


Weze gotta katch da sqwirrel furst.

Lastest tyme ize katched a sqwirrel ize waz much yunger, an ize left da
tayle az proof dat ize eeted da rest of da sqwirrel.

Booker, about 6 yearz older dan da previous sqwirrel incident.


Will in New Haven March 30th 12 05:05 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
On Mar 29, 11:46*am, Booker wrote:
Chappy sawed him furst. In da tree, less dan hoomin hite off da ground.
He gotted into position.

Den ize saw him an gotted into position.

Den Snowflake sawwwed him an wented on da offur side ov da yard an
gotted into position.

We had dat squirrel surrounded.

Da squirrel jumped to da ground. Chappy started stalkin. Tu tu noysy. Da
squirrel heerd Chappy and ran bak to da tree.

We watched.Den da squirrel ran up da tree. I aynt goin up dat tree, tu
embarrassing to haf tu hav pawpaw helpz me down.

Da squirrel wented tu da furry furry top of da tree an den started
sqwakin at us dat he gotz away frum 3 katz.


I haff cotted a fyew skwirrels in mine time an I don't fink it HEPS to
haff uther cats heppin. Dey alarm da skwirrel and get in da weigh. In
FAK, I fine dat effen a doggy, an mine pals Konrad (RB) an Hether are
grate hunters, is too ez for da skwirrel to spotted. Excep:

Haff da doggy or da other cats on da groun and dey attrack the
skwirrels attenshum and den he run up da tree. Effen a well-trained
hooomin can do diss.
I jus wait IN da tree an da skwirrel comes to me. Kwite tasty. Ob
korse, deze days I leef da skwirrels alone beclaws I get plenny too
eat at hom.

--
Wascal

Booker March 30th 12 06:20 PM

3 kitties: 0 - squirrel: 1
 
Pawpaw wantz tu kno yur fee fur katchin sqwirrelz. Dey iz eetin ar
house. Dey chew on da windowsillz wen weze inside an kant katch dem.

He finkz mayhapz yu kud teech uz to katch dem, two.

Booker

On 3/29/2012 8:47 PM, John Ross Mc Master wrote:


tayl is a porblum butted a joy too. makes skwirl easy to catch.
beaty who knows



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