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Will in New Haven January 29th 08 04:55 PM

I gotted sum Turkeebird
 
Iyam Winnie.

Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz
dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz
da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey
comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself.

Den Uncl Bill started to mek turkeebird sammiches. So Bear an mee wuz
watchin an tryin to hep. Den Uncl Bill gav Bear a widdle peece of
turkeybird. Den hee givd MEE a peece ub delishus turkeebird. Butted
hee wooked at Bear an said sumfin. Anna BEAR din try to tak my
turnkeebird. He jus ated hisown peece an wagged his bigbig tail. So
Uncl Bill gived us EECH anuver peece ann Bear did not try to take
mynown peece but eated his own. Den Uncl Bill gav us eech wun mor
peece an wee ated dem.

DEN da Bear walkt over too mee. Butted all hee did was wash my face
wit dat big tung.

Winnie

hoominnote: I was very proud of Bear for letting a cat eat turkey
within a few feet of him. Sure, he loves Winnie and has known him a
long time but a d*g is still a d*g.

Will in New Haven

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Stormmee January 29th 08 05:54 PM

I gotted sum Turkeebird
 
Turkey bird iz one of da bezt peoplez fud der iz, Chester with five otherz
agreein... mayhapz D*Gz izint az horrible az mizz Violette sayed TV
Will in New Haven wrote in message
...
Iyam Winnie.

Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz
dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz
da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey
comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself.

Den Uncl Bill started to mek turkeebird sammiches. So Bear an mee wuz
watchin an tryin to hep. Den Uncl Bill gav Bear a widdle peece of
turkeybird. Den hee givd MEE a peece ub delishus turkeebird. Butted
hee wooked at Bear an said sumfin. Anna BEAR din try to tak my
turnkeebird. He jus ated hisown peece an wagged his bigbig tail. So
Uncl Bill gived us EECH anuver peece ann Bear did not try to take
mynown peece but eated his own. Den Uncl Bill gav us eech wun mor
peece an wee ated dem.

DEN da Bear walkt over too mee. Butted all hee did was wash my face
wit dat big tung.

Winnie

hoominnote: I was very proud of Bear for letting a cat eat turkey
within a few feet of him. Sure, he loves Winnie and has known him a
long time but a d*g is still a d*g.

Will in New Haven

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Granby January 29th 08 05:56 PM

I gotted sum Turkeebird
 
U go Winnie, u effen gotta dat dog trained gudgud. Gud for Unkle Bill
giffink u dat turkeybird. (Willow looking to see what gramby is having for
lunch.
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
...
Iyam Winnie.

Las nite, Meowmie Micki cookt a buncha turkeebird for da hoominz
dinner. Den efferybudy went to doo differen fings. Affur wile, I wuz
da onee wun awak. Latur on, Bear tookd Uncl Bill for hisown walk. Dey
comd bak in anna Uncl Bill fankd da Bear for walkin himself.

Den Uncl Bill started to mek turkeebird sammiches. So Bear an mee wuz
watchin an tryin to hep. Den Uncl Bill gav Bear a widdle peece of
turkeybird. Den hee givd MEE a peece ub delishus turkeebird. Butted
hee wooked at Bear an said sumfin. Anna BEAR din try to tak my
turnkeebird. He jus ated hisown peece an wagged his bigbig tail. So
Uncl Bill gived us EECH anuver peece ann Bear did not try to take
mynown peece but eated his own. Den Uncl Bill gav us eech wun mor
peece an wee ated dem.

DEN da Bear walkt over too mee. Butted all hee did was wash my face
wit dat big tung.

Winnie

hoominnote: I was very proud of Bear for letting a cat eat turkey
within a few feet of him. Sure, he loves Winnie and has known him a
long time but a d*g is still a d*g.

Will in New Haven

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