Buddy Parrot iz Furry Inteligunt
 

Sunrise: After da luffly Broadweigh show, I goed hom an gotted a gud
nite cuddleseep. DEN I took a gnap in da sunlite dat cumz in da bak
winnow. I gotted up to eet wen Uncl Bill putted out sum gushy fudz dis
mornin. I figured to gew seep in da winnow sill four awile affer I
eeted.

Az I wuz walkin pass Buddy's kaje, Buddy sedded "Pritty Gurl, Pritty
Girl." Buddy mite be meen an bite Uncl Bill an Bear butted shee shur
iz smart.

Uncl Bill: Was she talking to you when she said "rug rat" later on.

Sunrise: GNO. She musta been talkin to yoo. Doo sumfing yousful.
Getted dat smart burd sum peenuts.

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