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dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers October 4th 04 07:22 AM

This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared


:-D

My three can do this - I call it "gone into stealth mode"

Waffles, who is completely black, also does a great camoflage cat mode when she
curls up on her favourite seat in the office - which happens to be black ;-)

Cheers, helen s


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John F. Eldredge October 4th 04 02:06 PM

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On 04 Oct 2004 06:22:38 GMT, omcom
(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) wrote:

This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared


:-D

My three can do this - I call it "gone into stealth mode"

Waffles, who is completely black, also does a great camoflage cat
mode when she curls up on her favourite seat in the office - which
happens to be black ;-)


I have had the experience, on numerous occasions, of searching for a
cat, without success, and finally finding it curled up in the midst
of all this activity, obviously wondering what all of the fuss is
about.

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"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria


John F. Eldredge October 4th 04 02:06 PM

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On 04 Oct 2004 06:22:38 GMT, omcom
(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) wrote:

This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared


:-D

My three can do this - I call it "gone into stealth mode"

Waffles, who is completely black, also does a great camoflage cat
mode when she curls up on her favourite seat in the office - which
happens to be black ;-)


I have had the experience, on numerous occasions, of searching for a
cat, without success, and finally finding it curled up in the midst
of all this activity, obviously wondering what all of the fuss is
about.

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--
John F. Eldredge --

PGP key available from
http://pgp.mit.edu
"Reserve your right to think, for even to think wrongly is better
than not to think at all." -- Hypatia of Alexandria


bonbon October 4th 04 02:40 PM

On 04 Oct 2004 06:22:38 GMT, omcom
(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) wrote:

This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared


:-D

My three can do this - I call it "gone into stealth mode"


At our house it's called "Pulling a Col. Flagg". (from the old
M.A.S.H. series)

-bonbon


Waffles, who is completely black, also does a great camoflage cat mode when she
curls up on her favourite seat in the office - which happens to be black ;-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$o m$

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--




bonbon October 4th 04 02:40 PM

On 04 Oct 2004 06:22:38 GMT, omcom
(dirtylitterboxofferingstospammers) wrote:

This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared


:-D

My three can do this - I call it "gone into stealth mode"


At our house it's called "Pulling a Col. Flagg". (from the old
M.A.S.H. series)

-bonbon


Waffles, who is completely black, also does a great camoflage cat mode when she
curls up on her favourite seat in the office - which happens to be black ;-)

Cheers, helen s


--This is an invalid email address to avoid spam--
to get correct one remove fame & fortune
**$o m$

--Due to financial crisis the light at the end of the tunnel is switched off--




Enfilade October 4th 04 03:08 PM

It's hard to hide four cats in a two bedroom apartment, though the
clutter in our spare room gives Tyche a few opportunities.

Most of ours just aren't hiders. They're happy to sprawl in plain
sight, and we usually know where all four are.

Kumani and Tyche have occasionally shut themselves in closets, and
Tyche is infamous for closing the bathroom door on herself--and
Smokey. For some reason whenever she does it, Smokey's in there with
her. Smokey's way too dumb to attempt to open or shut a door himself.

Nocturne has "offices" under the bed and the desk, where she goes to
escape the cooties spread by stupid humans, immature kittens, and
foul, unspeakably vile, ferals named Smokey.

Tyche likes to hide under the rocking chair, but there's always a tail
or a paw sticking out.

--Fil

Enfilade October 4th 04 03:08 PM

It's hard to hide four cats in a two bedroom apartment, though the
clutter in our spare room gives Tyche a few opportunities.

Most of ours just aren't hiders. They're happy to sprawl in plain
sight, and we usually know where all four are.

Kumani and Tyche have occasionally shut themselves in closets, and
Tyche is infamous for closing the bathroom door on herself--and
Smokey. For some reason whenever she does it, Smokey's in there with
her. Smokey's way too dumb to attempt to open or shut a door himself.

Nocturne has "offices" under the bed and the desk, where she goes to
escape the cooties spread by stupid humans, immature kittens, and
foul, unspeakably vile, ferals named Smokey.

Tyche likes to hide under the rocking chair, but there's always a tail
or a paw sticking out.

--Fil

Nan October 4th 04 10:05 PM

On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 02:23:26 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:

The weather isn't nice today, it's been raining almost all day but Boyfriend
decided he'd like to go in and out, anyway.
I just let him in, hopefully for the night, shut the door behind him, he
examined his food dishes, neither dry not wet suited and he went into the
lounge.
That's when he totally disappeared. He can't get upstairs, the door is
shut. He isn't here on any of the chairs or settee. I called him, he
didn't appear.
I think he must have teleported himself to see Tortie. Nan, if you notice a
handsome tabby and white boy around your place, it's him. Tell him to come
back immediately.
This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared

Tweed


Tweed, I haven't seen him today, but I haven't seen Tortie either. Do
you suppose they are together?

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.

Nan October 4th 04 10:05 PM

On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 02:23:26 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:

The weather isn't nice today, it's been raining almost all day but Boyfriend
decided he'd like to go in and out, anyway.
I just let him in, hopefully for the night, shut the door behind him, he
examined his food dishes, neither dry not wet suited and he went into the
lounge.
That's when he totally disappeared. He can't get upstairs, the door is
shut. He isn't here on any of the chairs or settee. I called him, he
didn't appear.
I think he must have teleported himself to see Tortie. Nan, if you notice a
handsome tabby and white boy around your place, it's him. Tell him to come
back immediately.
This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared

Tweed


Tweed, I haven't seen him today, but I haven't seen Tortie either. Do
you suppose they are together?

--

Nan and the furkids

A wise man talks because he has something to say;
a fool talks because he has to say something.

Christina Websell October 4th 04 10:14 PM


"Nan" wrote in message
...
On Mon, 4 Oct 2004 02:23:26 +0100, "Christina Websell"
wrote:

{...}and he went into the
lounge.
That's when he totally disappeared. He can't get upstairs, the door is
shut. He isn't here on any of the chairs or settee. I called him, he
didn't appear.
I think he must have teleported himself to see Tortie. Nan, if you notice
a
handsome tabby and white boy around your place, it's him. Tell him to
come
back immediately.
This is weird. He came in and now he isn't here.
gibber I'm not scared

Tweed


Tweed, I haven't seen him today, but I haven't seen Tortie either. Do
you suppose they are together?

Hmm, maybe, although when I got up this morning he was meatloafing on the
couch with a smirk on his face, refusing to say where he'd been :-)
Has Tortie come back?

Tweed





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