Maine Coon Cats
 

Hello Group,

We have a Maine Coon Cat. It was obtained from the Humane Society
The familly that adopted it brought it back and tied it to the fence
that night. It was a very young kitten.

They tossed it into the basement with me where it ran nostop for
several days around the pool table. I don't care for cats so I left it
alone two weeks later it was perched on my shoulder as I did my work
on the computer. Then of course it spent as much time as possible on
the keyboard.

Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim

"Jim Warren" wrote in message
...
Hello Group,

We have a Maine Coon Cat. It was obtained from the Humane Society
The familly that adopted it brought it back and tied it to the fence
that night. It was a very young kitten.

They tossed it into the basement with me where it ran nostop for
several days around the pool table. I don't care for cats so I left
it
alone two weeks later it was perched on my shoulder as I did my
work
on the computer. Then of course it spent as much time as possible on
the keyboard.

Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The
other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks
it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or
playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard.
The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it
saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let
it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse
problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim


Your cat sounds fabulous. Some of the most fun cats are the dumbest
ones.

Lucky you!

"Jim Warren" wrote in message
...
Hello Group,

We have a Maine Coon Cat. It was obtained from the Humane Society
The familly that adopted it brought it back and tied it to the fence
that night. It was a very young kitten.

They tossed it into the basement with me where it ran nostop for
several days around the pool table. I don't care for cats so I left
it
alone two weeks later it was perched on my shoulder as I did my
work
on the computer. Then of course it spent as much time as possible on
the keyboard.

Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The
other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks
it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or
playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard.
The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it
saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let
it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse
problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim


Your cat sounds fabulous. Some of the most fun cats are the dumbest
ones.

Lucky you!

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 21:59:37 -0500, Jim Warren
wrote:

Hello Group,

We have a Maine Coon Cat. It was obtained from the Humane Society
The familly that adopted it brought it back and tied it to the fence
that night. It was a very young kitten.

They tossed it into the basement with me where it ran nostop for
several days around the pool table. I don't care for cats so I left it
alone two weeks later it was perched on my shoulder as I did my work
on the computer. Then of course it spent as much time as possible on
the keyboard.

Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim

It sounds like a Troll!

On Mon, 03 Nov 2003 21:59:37 -0500, Jim Warren
wrote:

Hello Group,

We have a Maine Coon Cat. It was obtained from the Humane Society
The familly that adopted it brought it back and tied it to the fence
that night. It was a very young kitten.

They tossed it into the basement with me where it ran nostop for
several days around the pool table. I don't care for cats so I left it
alone two weeks later it was perched on my shoulder as I did my work
on the computer. Then of course it spent as much time as possible on
the keyboard.

Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim

It sounds like a Troll!

In article ,
enlightened us with...

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.


All normal and this is not a Maine Coon, it is a Domestic Longhair (i.e.
a mix breed with long hair, available all over the planet).

Actually, he sounds just like my old Tom. *miss you, buddy*

You're lucky to have him.

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thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
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In article ,
enlightened us with...

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.


All normal and this is not a Maine Coon, it is a Domestic Longhair (i.e.
a mix breed with long hair, available all over the planet).

Actually, he sounds just like my old Tom. *miss you, buddy*

You're lucky to have him.

-------------------------------------------------
~kaeli~
Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu
thinks you'd make a nice sandwich.
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/wildAtHeart
http://www.ipwebdesign.net/kaelisSpace
-------------------------------------------------

Jim Warren wrote:
Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

I've never heard that Maine Coons are not as bright as other cats. How do you
know this cat is a Maine Coon, btw?

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

He's trying to teach you to treat him with respect and dignity.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Normal enough.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

I doubt it's a pedigreed Maine Coon.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

No, Maine Coons are purebred cats. Perhaps your cat just looks a bit like a
Maine Coon.

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

It's not a Maine Coon then.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim

Jim Warren wrote:
Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

I've never heard that Maine Coons are not as bright as other cats. How do you
know this cat is a Maine Coon, btw?

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

He's trying to teach you to treat him with respect and dignity.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Normal enough.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

I doubt it's a pedigreed Maine Coon.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

No, Maine Coons are purebred cats. Perhaps your cat just looks a bit like a
Maine Coon.

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

It's not a Maine Coon then.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim

The vet told my daughter it was a maine coon cat. Don't people who's
cat mates with a different breed dispose of the young
It kinda acts like a maine coon cat stand offish, has to be involved
in everything. Looks exactly like the pictures of a maine coon cat in
cat books, loves to stand on the very edge of the house roof and watch
what everyone else is doing (i.e. loves heights). But it absolutely
positively hates snow.

But I agree that there is a strong possibility that it is not a Maine
Coon Seriously I doubt if there is a telling if any cat is a thorough
bred. Is there? I love the old saying if it looks a duck, walks like a
duck, sounds like a duck, it's a duck!



On 04 Nov 2003 18:52:39 GMT, ospam (Yngver) wrote:

Jim Warren wrote:
Questions.

This cat is not very bright. Is this typical of main coons. The other
cats are tiger cats and seem smarter than this cat.

I've never heard that Maine Coons are not as bright as other cats. How do you
know this cat is a Maine Coon, btw?

My daughter loves the cat and tries to carry it around. The cat of
course hates my daughter.

The cat is willfull. If it is lying on the floor and someone picks it
up, it will hurl itself off of the person holding it and go back to
the exact same spot it was in before being picked up.

He's trying to teach you to treat him with respect and dignity.

The other cats tried to teach it how to catch and eat mice. All it
does is smell the mouses behind.


The cat is a screamer. It screams when it is angry,scared, or playing
with the other cats. This is the loudest scream I have ever heard. The
first time I heard it I honestly thought it was a tornado siren.

It has to know what you are doing at all times. The first time it saw
me go into the bathroom and close the door it screamed until I let it
in.

Is this a normal cat or did its mother have a substance abuse problem
when she was pregnant with it.

Normal enough.

Where did it come from, arn't maine coon cats expensive.

I doubt it's a pedigreed Maine Coon.

Does one maine coon have to breed with another or can any two cats
create a maine coon

No, Maine Coons are purebred cats. Perhaps your cat just looks a bit like a
Maine Coon.

Are main coon cats native to this planet?

Main coon Cats are supposed to be large. This thing is 5yrs old and
really puny.

It's not a Maine Coon then.

I will save my other questions until tomorrow.

Thanks
Jim