debate for chief justicat
 

This is a question for both Catdidates.

My human made a horrible loud noise that hurt my furry good ears after
I bit him on his big toe. What punishment would you sentence him to if
you were elected Chief Justicat?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147


On 13 Aug 2006 12:29:43 -0700, "ClowderCat"
wrote:

Since no other kitty has asked to be the debate moderator, I'll still
do it. Do any kitties have any other questions?

Nathan

Hi Ember. We'll vote when the debate is over. We don't know yet when
that'll be. We'll announce it here.

Chester

Ember wrote:
This is a fassinaytin debayt, an the levil of discorse is hi!

I dont want to mis the vote tho.
I mist the last won fur Sherrif.
When are we votin fur Chief Justicat?

Ember, conserned


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?

I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to
ask the
candidates questions?

Yes, I have a question. What's your standing on the
catstitutionality of cats being forced to get fixedwhennotbroke
by their humans?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Winkwink of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty

It should be the cat's choice. The human should tell the cat what he
or she wants to have done to the cat and explain why. If the cat says
no, it shouldn't be done. If it's done when the cat says no, the human
can be punished by the cat and by the Catmerica legal system.

Chester

debate for chief justicat
 

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ps.com...
Since no other kitty has asked to be the debate moderator, I'll still
do it. Do any kitties have any other questions?

Nathan

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

debate for chief justicat
 

I don't have a problem with that. I think Aunt Sandy will be compiling
the votes for this election too. So if you want to vote anonymously
you can email your vote to her.

Is your human going somewhere and abandoning you for a few days so you
can't access the newsgroups?

Clarence

Ember wrote:
Is there advans voting? Like if aksess to this furum is unavaylable fur a
fyoo dayz?
Ember

"ClowderCat" wrote in message
ups.com...
Hi Ember. We'll vote when the debate is over. We don't know yet when
that'll be. We'll announce it here.

Chester

Ember wrote:
This is a fassinaytin debayt, an the levil of discorse is hi!

I dont want to mis the vote tho.
I mist the last won fur Sherrif.
When are we votin fur Chief Justicat?

Ember, conserned


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?

I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to
ask the
candidates questions?

Yes, I have a question. What's your standing on the
catstitutionality of cats being forced to get fixedwhennotbroke
by their humans?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Winkwink of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty

It should be the cat's choice. The human should tell the cat what he
or she wants to have done to the cat and explain why. If the cat says
no, it shouldn't be done. If it's done when the cat says no, the
human
can be punished by the cat and by the Catmerica legal system.

Chester

debate for chief justicat
 

Loud noises from a human, for any reason, aren't allowed unless the cat
likes them. I'd make him stay at home with you for a week but I would
tell him that he can't touch you without your permission and that he'd
have to give you whatever you want to eat and let you do whatever you
want to do.

BTW, why did you bite his big toe? What punishment did you give him?

Chester

John Ross Mc Master wrote:
This is a question for both Catdidates.

My human made a horrible loud noise that hurt my furry good ears after
I bit him on his big toe. What punishment would you sentence him to if
you were elected Chief Justicat?

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147


On 13 Aug 2006 12:29:43 -0700, "ClowderCat"
wrote:

Since no other kitty has asked to be the debate moderator, I'll still
do it. Do any kitties have any other questions?

Nathan

Hi Ember. We'll vote when the debate is over. We don't know yet when
that'll be. We'll announce it here.

Chester

Ember wrote:
This is a fassinaytin debayt, an the levil of discorse is hi!

I dont want to mis the vote tho.
I mist the last won fur Sherrif.
When are we votin fur Chief Justicat?

Ember, conserned


"ClowderCat" wrote in message
oups.com...
Lovable Louise, what makes you lovable?

I kin purr & smurgle wif da best uv dem, wen I want 2.

Anyone sez I not lovable, I hit dem till dey change mind.

This is a really exciting debate. Do any other cats want to
ask the
candidates questions?

Yes, I have a question. What's your standing on the
catstitutionality of cats being forced to get fixedwhennotbroke
by their humans?

Lilith Kitten-Mahoney, Age 5
Chief Tabby In Residence
Winkwink of Sammy da 'Venture Kitty

It should be the cat's choice. The human should tell the cat what he
or she wants to have done to the cat and explain why. If the cat says
no, it shouldn't be done. If it's done when the cat says no, the human
can be punished by the cat and by the Catmerica legal system.

Chester

debate for chief justicat
 

Since no other kitty has asked to be the debate moderator, I'll still
do it. Do any kitties have any other questions?

Nathan

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you want them.
Your human should find another good home for them that doesn't already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment for her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11 weeks old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because it was my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She told me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do anything
about it!

Chester

debate for chief justicat
 

This is a question for both Catdidates.

My human made a horrible loud noise that hurt my furry good ears after
I bit him on his big toe. What punishment would you sentence him to if
you were elected Chief Justicat?

Cinder

Hav sherif beet up hoomin.

"Lovable Louise"

debate for chief justicat
 

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

I strongly opposed.

"Lovable Louise"

debate for chief justicat
 

Loud noises from a human, for any reason, aren't allowed unless the cat
likes them. I'd make him stay at home with you for a week but I would
tell him that he can't touch you without your permission and that he'd
have to give you whatever you want to eat and let you do whatever you
want to do.

BTW, why did you bite his big toe? What punishment did you give him?

Chester

I like to play. I like biting toes. They look a bit like mouses. It's
fun! Try it sometime. Effurry cat should play.

Cinder
http://www.catster.com/pet_page.php?j=t&i=140147

You're right, every cat should play. I like to play with the evil red
dot! And there's nothing wrong with playing with human toes!

Chester

debate for chief justicat
 

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment for her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11 weeks old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because it was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She told me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just appeered an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom can haf a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

debate for chief justicat
 

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

I strongly opposed.

"Lovable Louise"

Mee tuu. Trooder cats ar jus rong.

Bear