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Me August 15th 06 08:37 PM

debate for chief justicat
 
Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan


ClowderCat August 16th 06 12:14 AM

debate for chief justicat
 

Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
ClowderCat wrote:
Julie Porter wrote:
I have plans on reorganizing the Catmerica justice system when I
become Chief Justicat. I'm going to either appoint or have you
vote for several regional justicats who will help me with the
workload of keeping humans in line. I'm planning on asking for
volunteers for this important job. If all of you kitties prefer,
I'll have you vote for which ones you want for each region. If
not, I'll appoint the volunteers. I haven't decided for sure how
many regions to have but I was thinking of at least 8 in Catmerica
and more than that for the other countries in the world.

Chester

Dat sownds gud. But complycated. How we gonna sleep 20 howrs a day
an du all dat?

HoneyCat


That's why I need so many cats to help me! I need to sleep sometime!

Chester


I volenteeer tu sleep furr yu.
--
Pitö.önya


Thanks but I don't think that would work! I need to have the sleep
myself!

Chester


ClowderCat August 16th 06 12:45 AM

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This is a very difficult situation to do anything about since all
involved are cats and cats are purrfect! I'd have to take a careful
look at the situation before I could decide what to do.

In this case, I'd probably separate Booker from the other cats for
awhile so he can stop being mad at them. He could take a nap in one
room while the other cats take a nap in another room.

Chester

Me wrote:
Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan



Julie Porter August 16th 06 01:10 AM

debate for chief justicat
 

Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng

babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you

want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that

doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment

for
her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11

weeks
old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because

it
was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She

told
me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just

appeered
an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom can

haf
a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she

decides,
she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

I mite need sum legul help.

Bear


OK. Do you want the new sheriff to come out and arrest her or do you
want me to give you legal advice?

Chester

Giff me sum advice. Thuh kittenz haf been heer fur three days!

Bear



Julie Porter August 16th 06 01:12 AM

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Yu shure are smart.

HoneyCat


This is a very difficult situation to do anything about since all
involved are cats and cats are purrfect! I'd have to take a careful
look at the situation before I could decide what to do.

In this case, I'd probably separate Booker from the other cats for
awhile so he can stop being mad at them. He could take a nap in one
room while the other cats take a nap in another room.

Chester

Me wrote:
Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis

waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker

were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his

pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and

Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator

for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this

debate?

Nathan





ClowderCat August 16th 06 03:57 AM

debate for chief justicat
 

Julie Porter wrote:
Ide like to know how the cannadates feel abowt bringeng

babycats
into
the house when the existeng cats doant want dem.

Bear

Babycats shouldn't be allowed in the house at all unless you

want
them.
Your human should find another good home for them that

doesn't
already
have cats that don't want babycats. Do you need a punishment

for
her?

BTW, mom did that to me twice. First, when I was about 11

weeks
old,
she brought home Clarence and I didn't want him there because

it
was
my
house. Then a few years later she brought home Nathan. She

told
me
both times that the babycat was staying and wouldn't let me do
anything
about it!

Chester

So farr, shees still deciding what tu du. The babycats just

appeered
an
they ar only bout fife weeks old. So the babycats an my mom can

haf
a
free pass fur now.

Fangu.

Bear

Are you sure you want the human to decide for you? If she

decides,
she
might decide to keep the babycats and you don't want that!

Chester

I mite need sum legul help.

Bear


OK. Do you want the new sheriff to come out and arrest her or do you
want me to give you legal advice?

Chester

Giff me sum advice. Thuh kittenz haf been heer fur three days!

Bear


Have you told her that you don't want them? Maybe what you need to do
is to sit on her lap all the time so she has to pay attention to you
and stay away from the kittens. Do you think that would work?

If not, Clarence can ask the sheriff to come out and start an
investication.

Chester


ClowderCat August 16th 06 03:58 AM

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Thanks.

Chester

Julie Porter wrote:
Yu shure are smart.

HoneyCat


This is a very difficult situation to do anything about since all
involved are cats and cats are purrfect! I'd have to take a careful
look at the situation before I could decide what to do.

In this case, I'd probably separate Booker from the other cats for
awhile so he can stop being mad at them. He could take a nap in one
room while the other cats take a nap in another room.

Chester

Me wrote:
Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis

waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker

were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his

pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:

We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and

Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator

for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this

debate?

Nathan




Me August 16th 06 02:31 PM

debate for chief justicat
 
Weze thinks datz a furry ekquitible solution.

Snowflake

ClowderCat wrote:
This is a very difficult situation to do anything about since all
involved are cats and cats are purrfect! I'd have to take a careful
look at the situation before I could decide what to do.

In this case, I'd probably separate Booker from the other cats for
awhile so he can stop being mad at them. He could take a nap in one
room while the other cats take a nap in another room.

Chester

Me wrote:

Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:


We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan




ClowderCat August 17th 06 01:33 AM

debate for chief justicat
 
Thanks. I wonder what Lovable Louise's answer is.

Chester

Me wrote:
Weze thinks datz a furry ekquitible solution.

Snowflake

ClowderCat wrote:
This is a very difficult situation to do anything about since all
involved are cats and cats are purrfect! I'd have to take a careful
look at the situation before I could decide what to do.

In this case, I'd probably separate Booker from the other cats for
awhile so he can stop being mad at them. He could take a nap in one
room while the other cats take a nap in another room.

Chester

Me wrote:

Weze haz a kwestin.

Yesterday Booker thwapped me fur no reazon. Ize older den him an dis waz
my onetruhome FIRST.

Today Booker thwapped Chappy, again wit no warnin. Chappy an Booker were
dopted at da same tyme.

Weze thinks Booker is upset cuz Frieda went to da RB, or cuz his pawpaw
waz out of town fur 10 dayz.

Whez wantz to no wat da catnidates wud du in a case like dis.

Snowflake, who thinks Booker shud be jayled.

Dey was in my way. Ize thwapped dem. Datz my difense.

Booker

ClowderCat wrote:


We've started the debate for Chief Justicat between Chester and Lovable
Louise in the thread about the Election results in the race for
Sheriff of Catmerica. Chester has asked me to be the moderator for
this debate. Does any other cat have any questions for this debate?

Nathan





Adam August 17th 06 02:07 AM

debate for chief justicat
 
I have plans on reorganizing the Catmerica justice system when I become
Chief Justicat.


IF.

"Lovable Louise"


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