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Gramby August 2nd 11 11:03 PM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat kept
going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine, dat mom
dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat iz da gud
part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN
DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem
dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git
better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were hot
and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost no
place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could tell
there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam back in,
it was an hour before any of them came near me.


cutie August 2nd 11 11:56 PM

Da nurf of dem alz
 

"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee
when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud
borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four
bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well
dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties
wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did
gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but
TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git
two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a
file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took
the canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they
were hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was
almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen
window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was
doing. when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came
near me.

dat wus bery hoomaniterryeean ob hur.
izzit yur tirn tu be kayturt tu neow?

cutie



Storrmmee August 3rd 11 06:28 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate anna
we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt
hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz,
doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat
kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine,
dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat
iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum
wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz
out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez.
Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.




Sundance[_2_] August 3rd 11 07:19 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?

Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate
anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt
hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz,
doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat
kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine,
dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself. Dat
iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum
wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy fudz
out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez.
Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.






Storrmmee August 3rd 11 08:06 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon
aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef
onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she
mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza
justicte, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?

Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate
anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez
aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all
thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee
when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud
borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four
bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well
dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties
wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did
gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but
TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two
kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file
anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.








Gramby August 3rd 11 12:29 PM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon
aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef
onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here... she
mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza
justicte, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?

Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate
anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez
aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all
thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee
when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud
borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four
bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well
dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties
wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did
gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but
TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two
kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file
anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.







Storrmmee August 3rd 11 01:55 PM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
i iz sure der willz be sumcat or efin a doggie dat willz defind ursef, we iz
of kourze fare, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house.

"Storrmmee" wrote in message ...

datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon
aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef
onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here...
she
mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza
justicte, OEJ
"Sundance" wrote in message
...
In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?

Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate
anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez
aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of
all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee
when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud
borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four
bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well
dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties
wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did
gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but
TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git
two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a
file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was
almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen
window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing.
when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.








Mosey =^..^=[_10_] August 7th 11 01:18 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
ai m no lawyer but ai wyl be happee tew beh uh gud caracter witnezz fur da
Gramby.
ai dunt believe en da def penelty fur hoomins hoo trai tew hulp uthur pore
starfing catz n d*gs.
ai DO beleeve en da def penelty for da meen hoomins hoo let cats n dogs
starf n r meen tew dem, haoweffer.
Mosey


i iz sure der willz be sumcat or efin a doggie dat willz defind ursef, we
iz of kourze fare, OEJ


Gramby reads this and wonders, is there a lawyer cat in the house.



datz rite!!! ursf can takesa statemintz getsa papuwurk in order anna soon
aza rosco iz bak him can serfz da paperz onna gramby so we kan put hersef
onna trialz... hersef iz beree lukee dat da mizz violette izunt here...
she
mitagetted da deaf pentality fur feeding doggiez ifin mizz biolette waza
justicte, OEJ


In da meen timez, kan I be uv assistintz?

Sundance, Deputy Chief Inspektagator

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate
anna we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez
aginzt hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of
all thingz, doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee
when her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud
borrow da doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four
bitties dat kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well
dat wuz fine, dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties
wiff herself. Dat iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did
gramby take dem sum wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but
TWO kanz of gushy fudz out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git
two kanz at da same timez. Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a
file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was
almost no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen
window could tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing.
when I cam back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.







Bill Reich August 10th 11 03:16 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate

anna
we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt
hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz,
doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee

when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow

da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat
kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine,
dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself.

Dat
iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum
wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy

fudz
out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez.
Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.


No sooner duz r inkomputand sekretaree (all glare at Uncle Bill) start usin
eternalseptemfurr insted ob dat notty giggle groops dan wee here diss sad
tail.

My in stink wood be two seighd wiff da kittees and dats wut I wooda dun wen
I was yung. Butted Maggy May totted mee to care for bittees, eben
dogg-puppies. Sew I fink yoons shood only punish Gramby a littl bitt.

--
WooToo
"Cuddlesleep is speshul
Effery ower count as too
An cuddleseep is GUD four yoo"
by Maggy May



Gramby August 10th 11 04:10 AM

Da nurf of dem alz
 
Piglett smiles. I haff been waitink for Unkle Bill to uz dat kuiddle sweep
song for quite awhilez. Da gramby didn't get it on da nu puter.


"Bill Reich" wrote in message ...


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
hhhmmmm as sun az rosco getz betterer, i thinkz himz needsa infestigate

anna
we needsa putsa gramby on trialz, she iz gettin alotsa chargez aginzt
hersef, dumpin kittez offa cowlde box, now sharein fudz wif of all thingz,
doggiez, diz iz juzt not 'ceptablez, OEJ
"Gramby" wrote in message
...
Diz iz da cats frum grambyz houze anna we iz all mad rite nowz. Cee

when
her kamed home frum work diz day sum manhomanz asked if dey kud borrow

da
doggie kage dat iz in da out. Der waza Mom doggie nd four bitties dat
kept going in da streetZ anna ofver by da faktorie. Well dat wuz fine,
dat mom dog broke out of da fenze and taked da bitties wiff herself.

Dat
iz da gud part now her iz da bad. Not onlee did gramby take dem sum
wadder IN OUROWN DIsh. Her taked two, not one but TWO kanz of gushy

fudz
out and fed dem dogggies. We duent effen git two kanz at da same timez.
Rosco bedder git better quick we may hat6a file anofther komplaint.

Human note. I kid you not they followed me to the door when I took the
canned food out to feed and water the animals. It was 96 and they were
hot and thirsty. When I went to the door with the food there was almost
no place to walk for cats. Then I looked up at the kitchen window could
tell there were four cats looking out at what I was doing. when I cam
back in, it was an hour before any of them came near me.


No sooner duz r inkomputand sekretaree (all glare at Uncle Bill) start usin
eternalseptemfurr insted ob dat notty giggle groops dan wee here diss sad
tail.

My in stink wood be two seighd wiff da kittees and dats wut I wooda dun wen
I was yung. Butted Maggy May totted mee to care for bittees, eben
dogg-puppies. Sew I fink yoons shood only punish Gramby a littl bitt.

--
WooToo
"Cuddlesleep is speshul
Effery ower count as too
An cuddleseep is GUD four yoo"
by Maggy May



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