HEY GORDON KITTES
 

Oh hai der
Hao r yu awl?
Hao r da bonnie Scot gurl cats?
Yer Meowmie wuz nise enuf tu sned owr Meowmie uh pixshure uf Cleo da
Klingon..[waffs at dat nayme, behind paw]
Waow, hur iz awl bwak..n silli tu..yu r awl silli..us qatz hab un gud snese
uf humor. Gotta keep owr hoomins on der toze. yeUP
Pore Harryn, bein da onli mancat in yer hoam.
Did yer Meomie Bess git da e mayle mai, erm owr Meowmie Kyla sent hur?
Et wuz 'pozed tu mayke yer Meowmie waff n owr Meowmie hoapz et did.
Et iz kold n rayny heer, az ai soopoze et iz der tu. BOSH!!!
Owr Meowmie sneds yer Meowmie da Cheezburgers n da Daily 'komfurtz" yeUP
Dat's awl fur nao
Hab uh gud dai
Lufs n hedbumpz

Mosey for hiz Hous, akroz da Pond.