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Storrmmee March 5th 12 10:12 AM

da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass
 
Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have
one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the
center of the ruum and nownces...

ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat ursefz has comed tu owrz new howze
partee, so da ofur kitteez 'lected minesef ta gif da 'fical tur beclawz i
can jum to all kule pwazes...

itt may take a few poztz beclaws da soft iz lazee anna sayz if i tawk too
much herown fingerz will get weared owt.

we will start in the 'propriatelee named master bafrum... since diz iz where
owrz water fowntain anna fudz iz... atta end of diz rum iza winner whut lukz
owt onna yard, where da tweez anna grass usta lif before da firemonzterz,
now dat red stuff ursefz seez iz red clay, da softz mom sayz it needsa
bwakee of dirt so grass will return, when ursef hops up ursef can uze da
hoomin litter bowl, when ursef jumpz down ursef can go dat way, jump stwait
onna floorz makin a beree kule klunkin noize or jump to da vanitee anna
getsa dwink... da banitee iz kule beclawz it haz four doorz whut makez it
beree kule to pway keep away furn da hoominz... nezt to diz iza lininz
klozet where da soft bwankeez anna towelz lifez, fur sum reazun when kittez
goez in der soft sqweelz wif delite anna pwatizes herown salor wordz...
akrozz furm da banitee iza hoomin washin box, where soft getz wet on
purpoze, diz rum awso featurez a berree nice pair of rugz to nap on as well
aza nize heater monzter bent... when ursef leafz diz rum ursef enterz da
mazter bedrum, which iz awso named korectlee beclawz itz awso were we stayz
whenna hoominz leafz. atta end of diz rum iza door to da owt, soft made
hoomin buiderz put diz in beclawz she is scared of firemonzterz returnin,
der iz a kloset akrozz furm diz door.da shoez lifez onna shelf, anna sinze
dey duzint haf deir homez kalled shoe boxes dey can be used to tezt grafitee
which awso makez a beree kule klunin sownd... as ursef comes arown da korner
der iza winner to da owt onna front... here ursef will seez more red clay a
bigbig stump anna howzes akross da stweet where kule dogz anna kittees lif,
when da fire mnzterz camed we rested in owrz kittee jailz in one of dem,
which iz where da wind monzterz taked da bay winnerz away... idiz iza qwite
large rum wif no furnishurez at diz time beclawz soft won't barrow toonaz,
so dey sleep in anofur rum dat iz diskussed later... rite now owrz litter
boxes toyz anna skratchin pole iz in here, da skratchin pole is beree
substandard, but soft uses da same skuze for owrz pitiful furnishure as her
reasun for no hoomin furnishure...

we will now haffa break for more drinkz fudz anna slidin onna floorz... oh
befur i furget, diz rum haz three heat bentz.

storrmmee



Pi2nya AKA Sweetee March 6th 12 06:02 AM

da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass
 
Pitô.ônya iz bery emprezt, an klapz hur pawz wiff en2zyazum.
Den hur jumpt frum dizplay tu dizplay wiff da sayme en2zyazum.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
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Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't
have one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes
to the center of the ruum and nownces...

ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat ursefz has comed tu owrz new
howze partee, so da ofur kitteez 'lected minesef ta gif da 'fical tur
beclawz i can jum to all kule pwazes...

itt may take a few poztz beclaws da soft iz lazee anna sayz if i tawk
too much herown fingerz will get weared owt.

we will start in the 'propriatelee named master bafrum... since diz iz
where owrz water fowntain anna fudz iz... atta end of diz rum iza
winner whut lukz owt onna yard, where da tweez anna grass usta lif
before da firemonzterz, now dat red stuff ursefz seez iz red clay, da
softz mom sayz it needsa bwakee of dirt so grass will return, when
ursef hops up ursef can uze da hoomin litter bowl, when ursef jumpz
down ursef can go dat way, jump stwait onna floorz makin a beree kule
klunkin noize or jump to da vanitee anna getsa dwink... da banitee iz
kule beclawz it haz four doorz whut makez it beree kule to pway keep
away furn da hoominz... nezt to diz iza lininz klozet where da soft
bwankeez anna towelz lifez, fur sum reazun when kittez goez in der
soft sqweelz wif delite anna pwatizes herown salor wordz... akrozz
furm da banitee iza hoomin washin box, where soft getz wet on purpoze,
diz rum awso featurez a berree nice pair of rugz to nap on as well aza
nize heater monzter bent... when ursef leafz diz rum ursef enterz da
mazter bedrum, which iz awso named korectlee beclawz itz awso were we
stayz whenna hoominz leafz. atta end of diz rum iza door to da owt,
soft made hoomin buiderz put diz in beclawz she is scared of
firemonzterz returnin, der iz a kloset akrozz furm diz door.da shoez
lifez onna shelf, anna sinze dey duzint haf deir homez kalled shoe
boxes dey can be used to tezt grafitee which awso makez a beree kule
klunin sownd... as ursef comes arown da korner der iza winner to da
owt onna front... here ursef will seez more red clay a bigbig stump
anna howzes akross da stweet where kule dogz anna kittees lif, when da
fire mnzterz camed we rested in owrz kittee jailz in one of dem, which
iz where da wind monzterz taked da bay winnerz away... idiz iza qwite
large rum wif no furnishurez at diz time beclawz soft won't barrow
toonaz, so dey sleep in anofur rum dat iz diskussed later... rite now
owrz litter boxes toyz anna skratchin pole iz in here, da skratchin
pole is beree substandard, but soft uses da same skuze for owrz
pitiful furnishure as her reasun for no hoomin furnishure...

we will now haffa break for more drinkz fudz anna slidin onna
floorz... oh befur i furget, diz rum haz three heat bentz.

storrmmee



Mosey =^..^=[_12_] March 7th 12 05:36 AM

da 'ficcal new howze tour, conducted by storrmmee of asher/grass
 


Fank yew fur da wunerful new howze tour, storrmmee, et iz u vury nise pwace
tew liv. yeUP.
Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex, Pipps, BobQat n Mimzy. (Tygur n Mayzy r en
Scotland viziting wee Cleo n Aunti Bess)

Storrmmee barrows OT Mahoney's curling iron which he barrowed from the
gramby, da soft has unruly harz dat others calls curlee so she doezn't have
one, anna besides she iz too lazee tu uze one aneeway... she goes to the
center of the ruum and nownces...

ok kittees we iz berree purlezed dat ursefz has comed tu owrz new howze
partee, so da ofur kitteez 'lected minesef ta gif da 'fical tur beclawz i
can jum to all kule pwazes...

itt may take a few poztz beclaws da soft iz lazee anna sayz if i tawk too
much herown fingerz will get weared owt.

we will start in the 'propriatelee named master bafrum... since diz iz where
owrz water fowntain anna fudz iz... atta end of diz rum iza winner whut lukz
owt onna yard, where da tweez anna grass usta lif before da firemonzterz,
now dat red stuff ursefz seez iz red clay, da softz mom sayz it needsa
bwakee of dirt so grass will return, when ursef hops up ursef can uze da
hoomin litter bowl, when ursef jumpz down ursef can go dat way, jump stwait
onna floorz makin a beree kule klunkin noize or jump to da vanitee anna
getsa dwink... da banitee iz kule beclawz it haz four doorz whut makez it
beree kule to pway keep away furn da hoominz... nezt to diz iza lininz
klozet where da soft bwankeez anna towelz lifez, fur sum reazun when kittez
goez in der soft sqweelz wif delite anna pwatizes herown salor wordz...
akrozz furm da banitee iza hoomin washin box, where soft getz wet on
purpoze, diz rum awso featurez a berree nice pair of rugz to nap on as well
aza nize heater monzter bent... when ursef leafz diz rum ursef enterz da
mazter bedrum, which iz awso named korectlee beclawz itz awso were we stayz
whenna hoominz leafz. atta end of diz rum iza door to da owt, soft made
hoomin buiderz put diz in beclawz she is scared of firemonzterz returnin,
der iz a kloset akrozz furm diz door.da shoez lifez onna shelf, anna sinze
dey duzint haf deir homez kalled shoe boxes dey can be used to tezt grafitee
which awso makez a beree kule klunin sownd... as ursef comes arown da korner
der iza winner to da owt onna front... here ursef will seez more red clay a
bigbig stump anna howzes akross da stweet where kule dogz anna kittees lif,
when da fire mnzterz camed we rested in owrz kittee jailz in one of dem,
which iz where da wind monzterz taked da bay winnerz away... idiz iza qwite
large rum wif no furnishurez at diz time beclawz soft won't barrow toonaz,
so dey sleep in anofur rum dat iz diskussed later... rite now owrz litter
boxes toyz anna skratchin pole iz in here, da skratchin pole is beree
substandard, but soft uses da same skuze for owrz pitiful furnishure as her
reasun for no hoomin furnishure...

we will now haffa break for more drinkz fudz anna slidin onna floorz... oh
befur i furget, diz rum haz three heat bentz.

storrmmee



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