An invitation to a short abventure
 

I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

An invitation to a short abventure
 

Me! Me! Me! Ize need a benture. Meowmie iz drifin me cwazy.

Booker

On 4/13/2012 7:02 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

An invitation to a short abventure
 

On Apr 13, 10:02*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

Samwise and I is up for an adventure driving a truck.

Lucy Lu

An invitation to a short abventure
 

On Apr 13, 7:02*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

I gno how to do dat! I hab obsurfed mine own meowmie an pawpaw
drifing menny menny tyms and effen surfed as pywot up onna dashbord!
Meowy, cant wait fur da roadtwip.
uh oh. wat is ai tokking boutted.

An invitation to a short abventure
 

We will be glad to help drive a truck and help these pets. We have goodies
we can donate too.
Our Meowmie is sick with the stomach flu today. BOSH on that !!! (we love
that word)
Mosey, Meowy, PookyKat, Sqweex n Pipps



Me! Me! Me! Ize need a benture. Meowmie iz drifin me cwazy.

Booker

On 4/13/2012 7:02 AM, Harri Roadcat wrote:
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

An invitation to a short abventure
 

Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da drivin, or
she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive.

Sundance

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

Pre-mission Briefing
 

Ok, Kitties, here's da deal. We'z gotz a dozen big trucks wif loaded
trailers. Da trailers is loaded wall-to-wall wif kitty goodies. Here's da
teleporter coordinates for da yard where dey are parked [she hands out
some printed cards]. Da 'porters in da back of da room are all set fur
dere - let's go take a look at da 'quipment.

[The kitties all step into the teleporters, and emerge at a truck stop in
central California. Away in the back corner of the lot are a dozen brand-
new trucks with shiny trailers. A set of German Shepard guard dogs are
patrolling the truck parking area, and salute Harri when she approaches.]

Smoky the German Shepard: Maam, we are standing guard as ordered! We have
seen a couple squads of raccoons surveilinging our positions, but we have
discouraged them from approaching the trucks. Maam!

Harri: Very good, carry on. Kitties, we have specially modified these
trucks for kitty operation. Amelia's autopilot systems make them very
easy to control, and each kitty can control up to 6 trucks with one
autopilot if necessary. Instead of having to jump way up high to climb
in, or having to enlist the help of a human, we have special access
hatches. [Harri leads the kitties under the driver's side door of the
nearest truck.] By pressing this lever here, a elevator will descend here
under da cab, where hoomins won't see it. Let's all climb in... [the
kitties do so] then exit in the cab. We are now in the sleeper area,
which is now the control center of the truck. These video screens show us
all of our navigational information, and here is where we enter the next
address we want to go to.

Since we have to go through weight stations and don't want to scare the
humans too badly, we have a automatic decoy in each truck. [Harri presses
a big green button on the control panel. A lifelike human mannequin rises
from the floor of the truck on the driver's side.] Da decoy can even talk
on da CB radio when necessary. Now, to drive da truck, we enter our
destination on dis keyboard [she types a little bit], or we can meow it
into dis microphone, den press da lever, like dis. [The truck engine
starts, the transmission shifts in to gear, and the truck rolls out
across the truck stop. It guides itself on to the truck scale, stops
momentarily, then guides itself back to the parking area and
automatically backs into place.]

As you can see, it's furry easy. We jus haf to enter da destinations,
watch to be sure dat efurrything goes smoothly and da autopilot doesn't
do weird stuffz, and keep a eye out dur doze raccooms.

Would anyone like to try dere paw at da driving?

Harri

An invitation to a short abventure
 

I mite be abul to hewp wif da raccoonz. I kan meow to myown raccoon fren dat
livz neer da Fluffykitz warehouse. He mite hab sum ideerz abowt how to stop
doze raccoonz frum bovverin ussez. I will leeb a messij fur hizself an let
yoo kno whut he sez.

Rebecca

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure, dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri

Pre-mission Briefing
 

On Apr 13, 2:10*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
Ok, Kitties, here's da deal. We'z gotz a dozen big trucks wif loaded
trailers. Da trailers is loaded wall-to-wall wif kitty goodies. Here's da
teleporter coordinates for da yard where dey are parked [she hands out
some printed cards]. Da 'porters in da back of da room are all set fur
dere - let's go take a look at da 'quipment.

[The kitties all step into the teleporters, and emerge at a truck stop in
central California. Away in the back corner of the lot are a dozen brand-
new trucks with shiny trailers. A set of German Shepard guard dogs are
patrolling the truck parking area, and salute Harri when she approaches.]

Smoky the German Shepard: Maam, we are standing guard as ordered! We have
seen a couple squads of raccoons surveilinging our positions, but we have
discouraged them from approaching the trucks. Maam!

Harri: Very good, carry on. Kitties, we have specially modified these
trucks for kitty operation. Amelia's autopilot systems make them very
easy to control, and each kitty can control up to 6 trucks with one
autopilot if necessary. Instead of having to jump way up high to climb
in, or having to enlist the help of a human, we have special access
hatches. [Harri leads the kitties under the driver's side door of the
nearest truck.] By pressing this lever here, a elevator will descend here
under da cab, where hoomins won't see it. Let's all climb in... [the
kitties do so] then exit in the cab. We are now in the sleeper area,
which is now the control center of the truck. These video screens show us
all of our navigational information, and here is where we enter the next
address we want to go to.

Since we have to go through weight stations and don't want to scare the
humans too badly, we have a automatic decoy in each truck. [Harri presses
a big green button on the control panel. A lifelike human mannequin rises
from the floor of the truck on the driver's side.] Da decoy can even talk
on da CB radio when necessary. Now, to drive da truck, we enter our
destination on dis keyboard [she types a little bit], or we can meow it
into dis microphone, den press da lever, like dis. [The truck engine
starts, the transmission shifts in to gear, and the truck rolls out
across the truck stop. It guides itself on to the truck scale, stops
momentarily, then guides itself back to the parking area and
automatically backs into place.]

As you can see, it's furry easy. We jus haf to enter da destinations,
watch to be sure dat efurrything goes smoothly and da autopilot doesn't
do weird stuffz, and keep a eye out dur doze raccooms.

Would anyone like to try dere paw at da driving?

Harri

Weww, okay, as wong as dat twuk duzznt moof.
MeOwy, a veturran twabeller.

An invitation to a short abventure
 

Shore, i wyll kum uhlong, an shar da drivin tuu.
I yam uh gudgud driffurr. Meowmee sez so.
(Hur sez I drife hur krazy sumtymez.)
--
Pitô.ônya AKA Sweetee

"Sundance" wrote in message
...
Me! I will hewp! Maybe Toonya wud like to go, too. We kud shar da
drivin, or she kud juss ride along if she duznt want to drive.

Sundance

"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
I belieef I have an abventure to offer to any kitties who might be
innerested.

Next monf is "adopt a pet" month. Aminal shelters all across
Catmerica
and Catnada is hafing special adoption events fur a whole month. An
dere
is aminal shelters an rescue organizations an mutual support
organizations an needy kitty famblies all over dat needs supplies fur
dis
special month.

In order to support dis wunnderfully worthy effort, a bunch of
manufacturers and distributors of kitty stuffz has donated a bunch of
goodies. I haf lots of tons of kitty kibble, gooshy food, snacks,
feathers on a stick, squeaky mousies, jingle balls and crinkle balls,
kitty beds and trees - basically all da basic necessities of being a
kitty. All of dese supplies is loaded into a bunch of trailers in
Catifurnia. We need to get dese supplies to a bunch of destinations
in
Catmerica and Catnada. Mine grumpy sisfur Ameliagrump has designed a
wunnerful new autopilot for semitrucks, but dey still need kitties to
monitor dem. And to make da while fing even more of an adventure,
dere is
a bunch of wild raccoons who is trying to steal da fudz out of da
trucks.

So I needs volunteer kitties to help me drive da big trucks across da
country, and to help distribute da goodies where dey is needed, an to
help me keep on da lookout fur da raccoons.

Who is willing to help me wif dis?

Harri