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meOwy March 23rd 11 10:41 PM

On the Beach
 


Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.

Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech!
Ware is da mine staytruum, and ware is da ship?
Mosey! Mooosey!

Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland.
I bedder giddup an get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy-
chan's cuwwerful dwess. Uh oh, itted awl wet.
I muts hab fawwen offurbord.
I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin.

Wat isz dat? sumfin moofin in da gwass.
I beddur wun afdur dat cuz itted mite be bweffus.

MeOwy, chaysing sumfing

Harri Roadcat March 24th 11 01:49 PM

On the Beach
 
On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:41:03 -0700, MeOwy wrote:

Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.

Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech! Ware is da mine
staytruum, and ware is da ship? Mosey! Mooosey!

Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland. I bedder giddup an
get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy- chan's cuwwerful
dwess. Uh oh, itted awl wet. I muts hab fawwen offurbord.
I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin.

Wat isz dat? sumfin moofin in da gwass. I beddur wun afdur dat cuz
itted mite be bweffus.

MeOwy, chaysing sumfing


Meowy, do you need me to come look for you in da catacopter? Or have Capt
LeGrand send a rescue team in a boat?

Harri

Storrmmee March 24th 11 03:25 PM

On the Beach
 
it wuld be leazt disrupteve to da kruze anna safer fur mmeowie ifin ursef
kuld go anna get hersef, alzo mozey will notted wurree ifin himz knowz ursef
kan get hersef... hurree anna bring hersef bak to da kruze,

OEJ
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:41:03 -0700, MeOwy wrote:

Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.

Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech! Ware is da mine
staytruum, and ware is da ship? Mosey! Mooosey!

Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland. I bedder giddup an
get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy- chan's cuwwerful
dwess. Uh oh, itted awl wet. I muts hab fawwen offurbord.
I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin.

Wat isz dat? sumfin moofin in da gwass. I beddur wun afdur dat cuz
itted mite be bweffus.

MeOwy, chaysing sumfing


Meowy, do you need me to come look for you in da catacopter? Or have Capt
LeGrand send a rescue team in a boat?

Harri




meOwy March 24th 11 07:28 PM

On the Beach
 
On Mar 24, 9:49*am, Harri Roadcat wrote:
On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:41:03 -0700, MeOwy wrote:
Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.


Watz dis i am gnapping on? *Itz a sandy beech! Ware is da mine
staytruum, and ware is da ship? Mosey! *Mooosey!


Hmf. *I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland. I bedder giddup an
get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! *Iam stil waring Daisy- chan's cuwwerful
dwess. *Uh oh, itted awl wet. I muts hab fawwen offurbord.
I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin.


Wat isz dat? *sumfin moofin in da gwass. I beddur wun afdur dat cuz
itted mite be bweffus.


MeOwy, chaysing sumfing


Meowy, do you need me to come look for you in da catacopter? Or have Capt
LeGrand send a rescue team in a boat?

Harri


Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj pyle
ob snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk
spugetti.
An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess.
Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai wil wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess.

MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo


Harri Roadcat March 24th 11 08:27 PM

On the Beach
 
[Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The
chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on
the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he
spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri.

Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there
is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT
taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely
girlcat standing on the beach and waving.

Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's
face) and shuts down the engine.]

Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable,
so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper.

[Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened.
Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless
they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts
fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again.

As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching.
They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the
PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on
the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell
her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else
might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again
over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over
the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.]

OT, thanks for the help!

Harri

Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj pyle ob
snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk
spugetti.
An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai wil
wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess.

MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo



meOwy March 24th 11 09:17 PM

On the Beach
 
On Mar 24, 4:27*pm, Harri Roadcat wrote:
[Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The
chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on
the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he
spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri.

Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there
is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT
taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely
girlcat standing on the beach and waving.

Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's
face) and shuts down the engine.]

Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable,
so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper.

[Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened.
Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless
they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts
fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again.

As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching.
They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the
PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on
the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell
her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else
might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again
over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over
the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.]

OT, thanks for the help!

Harri



Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. *I hab amassed a warj pyle ob
snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk
spugetti.
An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! *ai wil
wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess.


MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo- Hide quoted text -


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Mosey greets his wink Meowy wif a big hug an sum nosepoinking. He
fanks Harri wif awl his hart fur reyoonyding da happy cupple.
"Wat happined, Meowy? I wuz sew wurryd."

Mine wuff, ai duzznt zackwy gno wut occured, butted effuryfing happins
fur a weezon, and heer da weezon, awl wrapped up in Daisy-chan's
dwess. See? Sew menny snayks dat I kawt on da iland, dat gnaow dere
wil be a big pot ob spugetti!
"Yuk". "I meen, YUM." sez Mosey.

Storrmmee March 24th 11 09:22 PM

On the Beach
 
trudi hears the chopper and comes to see that everything is well. she hears
the snakes... oohhh itsa gud thing d a soft izunt here, hersef really iz
notted of fabur of creashurez wifowt fur, trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
[Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The
chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips on
the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he
spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri.

Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough there
is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island, until OT
taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely
girlcat standing on the beach and waving.

Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in Meowie's
face) and shuts down the engine.]

Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo cable,
so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper.

[Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened.
Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes unless
they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their seatbelts
fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again.

As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching.
They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from the
PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls them on
the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues tell
her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else
might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again
over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly over
the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the chopper.]

OT, thanks for the help!

Harri

Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj pyle ob
snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk
spugetti.
An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai wil
wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess.

MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo





Pi2nya AKA Sweetee March 24th 11 10:06 PM

On the Beach
 


"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
trudi hears the chopper and comes to see that everything is well. she
hears the snakes... oohhh itsa gud thing d a soft izunt here, hersef
really iz notted of fabur of creashurez wifowt fur, trudi
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
[Harri gets the chopper warming up and asks OT to help her look. The
chopper lifts off and flies back the way the boat had come. OT flips
on
the search radar and looks for nearby islands. A few minutes later he
spots a large return on the scope and points it out to Harri.

Harri turns toward the area indicated by the radar, and sure enough
there
is a small island. The chopper flies in circles over the island,
until OT
taps on Harri's paw and points to the beach below. There is a lovely
girlcat standing on the beach and waving.

Harri lands on the wet sand (to avoid blowing lots of sand in
Meowie's
face) and shuts down the engine.]

Meowy, dere you are! Come on and strap in. I brought along a cargo
cable,
so I can hook your load of snakes under the chopper.

[Harri works quickly to get the package of snakes securely fastened.
Though she is a Tough Girl Kitty, she doesn't really like snakes
unless
they're little tiny ones. Once everyone is seated and has their
seatbelts
fastened, she fires up the engines and lifts off again.

As they are heading away from the island OT spots a boat approaching.
They fly lower to get a good look and see that it's a work boat from
the
PurrBearer. Four burly Russian Blues are in the boat. Harri calls
them on
the radio to report that she has Meowy aboard, and the Russian Blues
tell
her they're going to land on the island anyway to see if anyone else
might have fallen overboard. A few minutes later the chopper is again
over the yacht. Harri manuevers until the load of snakes is directly
over
the sun deck, then lowers them to the deck. She then lands the
chopper.]

OT, thanks for the help!

Harri

Dat pawbly a gud ideer an bwing a big pot. I hab amassed a warj
pyle ob
snaykes dere on da beech, an we can tayk dem tew da ship an mayk
spugetti.
An I hab tew wetoorn Daisy-chan's dwess. Ai gno wut ai wil doo! ai
wil
wrap up da pyle ob snaykes in da dwess.

MeOwy, weddy fur da weskyoo



WEe kin mayke gudgud Pretzulz owta summa da snakeez.
(Meowmee wunz hadda liddul snakey naymt Pretzel)
--
Pitô.ônya


cshenk March 24th 11 10:20 PM

On the Beach
 
Mosey greets his wink Meowy wif a big hug an sum nosepoinking. He
fanks Harri wif awl his hart fur reyoonyding da happy cupple.
"Wat happined, Meowy? I wuz sew wurryd."


Mine wuff, ai duzznt zackwy gno wut occured, butted effuryfing happins
fur a weezon, and heer da weezon, awl wrapped up in Daisy-chan's
dwess. See? Sew menny snayks dat I kawt on da iland, dat gnaow dere
wil be a big pot ob spugetti!
"Yuk". "I meen, YUM." sez Mosey.


Daisy-chan having heard her friend fell overboard and was rescued, is
waiting to let Mosey greet first. As they finish she comes up with a grin.

'Iz so happi u is ok! I thoght you wuz dancin! (Hugging Meowy she helps
brush some sand off her coat). Oh! Youz got snakes! Iz eatted snakes
sumtimes. Dez pretty gud!". Winking at Mosey's evident discomfort she
offers to take them to the chef.

Looking at her dress, she grins knowing it would not have survived such and
ordeal but so far, she's pretty sure only the bottom 2 tiers are affected
and she can add new ones at home with her nimble little fingers and a
needle. Meantime, it will be very easy to turn into a flouncy cute almost
mini-skirt quite suitable for catting about in Jamaica catland!

"Oh, anna you want to meet at mai cabin to swap dresses or borrow a new one?
We kin get alla dat sand offin you too" Laughing gently she notes Meowy has
wet sand caked in her left ear and between her toes. 'I be about 5 minutes
asa I drops offen dez fine snakies'.

Cash who's been hanging back winks at Mosey and with a mild shudder takes
the snakes which are a little heavy for Daisy-chan and follows her towards
the kitchen.

Not noticed by them, one little snake wriggles out through a tear and hides
under a deck lounge chair. It's a pretty little lady green garden snake.
Her body looks a little lumpy at the bottom end and her time is near, but
she sees no sand. She looks about carefully and finally spies a little
planter with dirt and a Sweet William flowing plant. It will have to do.
She bides her time waiting for nightfall to climb in and lay her eggs.


Mosey =^..^=[_10_] March 25th 11 01:31 AM

On the Beach
 
MeOwy, mai sweet wink, ai m heer wiff yew n wee NEED tew goh bak tew owr
stateroom sew wee boff kan rekover. Fank yew Harri fur rescuing mai
bootiful wink.

(human note, I am sick with a bad case of the stomach flu and on OD of the
bleach fumes I put in the garbage last night, so back to bed I go soon )

it wuld be leazt disrupteve to da kruze anna safer fur mmeowie ifin ursef
kuld go anna get hersef, alzo mozey will notted wurree ifin himz knowz
ursef kan get hersef... hurree anna bring hersef bak to da kruze,


OEJ
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 23 Mar 2011 15:41:03 -0700, MeOwy wrote:

Mmm, sew gnice in da sunshine in a gnice warmp bed.

Watz dis i am gnapping on? Itz a sandy beech! Ware is da mine
staytruum, and ware is da ship? Mosey! Mooosey!

Hmf. I am awl by my nowne, weft behind on a iland. I bedder giddup an
get sum fud. Oh, wooky dis! Iam stil waring Daisy- chan's cuwwerful
dwess. Uh oh, itted awl wet. I muts hab fawwen offurbord.
I wuz pawbly twying tew safe Mr Odder agin.

Wat isz dat? sumfin moofin in da gwass. I beddur wun afdur dat cuz
itted mite be bweffus.

MeOwy, chaysing sumfing


Meowy, do you need me to come look for you in da catacopter? Or have Capt
LeGrand send a rescue team in a boat?

Harri




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