Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so
Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv
him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a
Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur
offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Maui,

TED tellz me to stop likin furs two. Ize hadda go to da TED monthz ago
cuz I had no furz on one side. Da Ovaban helped my furz grow bak. But
den Ize been likin furs again since Frieda went to da RB. She waz a
liddle rat, but I misses hur. TED sayz as long as Ize pullin my furz out
I gotta take Ovaban. Itz not so bad cuz I get Pit-R-Pat after.

Booker

Paw Ess: Dere's a new liddle box on meowmies desk dat sayz Frieda on
top. Sumthin bout her remains, meowmie sayz. Furry pretty box, smellz
gud too.

FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so
Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv
him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a
Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur
offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Happy Purr Day, Mr. Maui-Meezer! May there be many more!

Kitty Schottland, VC
Chief Tortie In Residence

"FurrsomeThreesome" wrote in message
ups.com...
Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN
YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur
shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all
ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished
Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his
furs and so
Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie
won't giv
him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud
have a
Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie
blendur
offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Aww, we'ze got sum ov does bokses tu.

Wun of dem is Ms. Panda-ov-Toes. De offurs is Mr. Lenny and Ms. Lucy
hoo I neffur met.

Ms. Panda an' me appurrently din't get along, butted it did seem I wuz
de mowst upsetted wen she left (dat wuz last December). Her 'dopted
kittin Sprout! din't seem so upset as me. Da furz thing has come and
gone, befor then and sinze then, and rite now I seem tu be letting sum
grow bak, so I HOPE I git nanners agin soon.

Maui-baldy-birfday-cat.


Me wrote:
Maui,

TED tellz me to stop likin furs two. Ize hadda go to da TED monthz ago
cuz I had no furz on one side. Da Ovaban helped my furz grow bak. But
den Ize been likin furs again since Frieda went to da RB. She waz a
liddle rat, but I misses hur. TED sayz as long as Ize pullin my furz out
I gotta take Ovaban. Itz not so bad cuz I get Pit-R-Pat after.

Booker

Paw Ess: Dere's a new liddle box on meowmies desk dat sayz Frieda on
top. Sumthin bout her remains, meowmie sayz. Furry pretty box, smellz
gud too.

FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so
Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv
him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a
Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur
offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and
so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't
giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud
have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie
blendur offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Happu Purrrr Day, Maui!
Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC.

Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh!
((((()))))

Pitö.önya

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Paw-Ess:

I got my nanner bitz tunite. Yummy nanners. I gota whole haffa little
nanner slice all for me!

Meowmie sez I gotta promise not tu go more bald agin. She isn't REALLY
sure I'ze got fud allergies and iff I duz she's not REALLY sure it was
cuz of bananas, but she's bin feedin us only speshul allergy fud to at
least proof or disproof da point fur Dr. Bonnie.

Maui, hoo is suspected of being not a cat but a rare Demented Wingless
Siamese Fruit Bat.


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:
FurrsomeThreesome wrote:
Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and
so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't
giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud
have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie
blendur offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Happu Purrrr Day, Maui!
Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC.

Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh!
((((()))))

Pitö.önya

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

Yu deserved da nanner, cuz yur now a DOC. Glad yur hoomin finally
figured dat out. I neber had a nanner.

Snowflake

PawEss, meowmie sayz to tell you dat Science Diet Sensitive Skin seems
to help Booker from returning to the bald cat state.

FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

Paw-Ess:

I got my nanner bitz tunite. Yummy nanners. I gota whole haffa little
nanner slice all for me!

Meowmie sez I gotta promise not tu go more bald agin. She isn't REALLY
sure I'ze got fud allergies and iff I duz she's not REALLY sure it was
cuz of bananas, but she's bin feedin us only speshul allergy fud to at
least proof or disproof da point fur Dr. Bonnie.

Maui, hoo is suspected of being not a cat but a rare Demented Wingless
Siamese Fruit Bat.


Pi2nya AKA Sweetee wrote:

FurrsomeThreesome wrote:

Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and
so Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't
giv him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud
have a Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie
blendur offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Happu Purrrr Day, Maui!
Concatyulashunz on b-kummin uh DOC.

Heer at 10 bnanananaz inna buntsh!
((((()))))

Pitö.önya

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

tell him he kan hafit when hiz furz growz bak, anna don't let yourown hooman
furgetta gifit to him when dat happinz, Tiger fur hiz howze, hey i iza DOC
diz year alzo anna i juzt remfurred, dat iza same purrday az one of soft's
hooman neicez, Tiger
FurrsomeThreesome wrote in message
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Deer kitties;

Tuday is a big day. My furry ownest Him-cat, Maui, is TEN YEERS OWLD
tuday. He were borned Aug. 14 1996. Onlee Maui and me fur shure haf
known purrdays becuz TED Bonnie has taked care uv usses all ower lifes
effen tho ower current TrooHome is ower second wun.

So, we is pleased tu annownse Maui's promotion tu Distinguished Owlder
Cat.

Maui is less-pleased, becuz he is still licking off all his furs and so
Dr. Bonnie is afuuraid hes got food allergies, and Meowmie won't giv
him a Purrday Banana. Kin sumbuddy PLEASE tell hur Maui shud have a
Purrday Banana? Cuz he won't stop yelling at the smoothie blendur
offurwise.

Fangu,

Blue, Purrday Manager.

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

On Thu, 17 Aug 2006 01:07:13 -0500, Stormmee's nimble, little paws
typed:

tell him he kan hafit when hiz furz growz bak, anna don't let yourown hooman
furgetta gifit to him when dat happinz, Tiger fur hiz howze, hey i iza DOC
diz year alzo anna i juzt remfurred, dat iza same purrday az one of soft's
hooman neicez, Tiger

My luf! Yew didn't effen tell dat to myownself! A DOC?!! Why dis
calls fur a sellabrashun.

[low voice] Countess, may I ask your chef to do me a faffur, pleeze?

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs
8/18/2006 9:59:11 AM
anais_737+at+verizon+dot+net

Annownsing Maui Him-cat, DOC
 

My luf! Yew didn't effen tell dat to myownself! A DOC?!! Why dis
calls fur a sellabrashun.

[low voice] Countess, may I ask your chef to do me a faffur, pleeze?

But of course! He is always delighted to help wiz ze special requestz.

Countess K