"how we gonna keep Nick out?"
 

As long as "Nick" feels like being out, you can hide from the bigbad
wolf, dickless.

Obviously, "Nick's" not out of your heads. Every other post in the
little hide from "Nick" coward lair is about "Nick".

You should re-name it 'Cowering Nick Slaves'. Only this time, leave
out the unnecessary apostrophe, illiterate.