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Sundance and/or Rebecca July 20th 17 04:28 AM

Fudz repurrt frum yurown Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez
 
Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl, Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat haz bin offered to myownself.

When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez flaver of fudz. Dis wuz a patay, an a furry asseptable fud, an I kudnt tell dat it wuz made for kitteez wif kidnee purroblimz.

After a wile, da manufack... mafact... da kumpanee dat makez dat fud changed da flaver frum oshun fisheez to toona. Meowmie didn't reelize dat dere wuz a change kuz da fud lukked da same (a patay) an da dum TED didn't tell her dat it changed. (Akchooly, da TED didnt know, eether. Did I menshun dat dis TED wuz dum?) Dis fud wuz not az gud, so I didnt eet it az much. I even loozed wate.

Finullee, Meowmie notissed dat da fud labul sed a dufferent flaver. Da TED (dis wuz a difurent wun, not da dum wun) sujestid tryin a difurent flaver. So Meowmie gotted a toona wun dat wuz a stoo insted of patay. Dis wyz a furry soopeerier flaver, so I wuyz happee to hav it an ate lotz. I even finded da wate dat I losted.

Not long after dat, two difurent smarter TEDs sed dat I duznt hav kidnee dizeez after awl!!! So Meowmie getted me a fud fur seenior kitteez. Today she givved it to me fur da firstest time, an I haz to say dat itz furry yummy! I will be happee to be eetin dis noo fud, an I will keep it in stok at Fluffykitz. If ennee elder kitteez wud like to try it, juss stop by da Fluffykitz warehowse. If I isnt dere, juss ask da awtomatid sistim to giv yoo sum.

Rebecca, VC, Sekkaterry of Elder Kitties

Pit2nya[_3_] July 28th 17 07:26 PM

Fudz repurrt frum yurown Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez
 
On Wednesday, July 19, 2017 at 8:28:07 PM UTC-7, Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote:
Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl, Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat haz bin offered to myownself.

When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez flaver of fudz. Dis wuz a patay, an a furry asseptable fud, an I kudnt tell dat it wuz made for kitteez wif kidnee purroblimz.

After a wile, da manufack... mafact... da kumpanee dat makez dat fud changed da flaver frum oshun fisheez to toona. Meowmie didn't reelize dat dere wuz a change kuz da fud lukked da same (a patay) an da dum TED didn't tell her dat it changed. (Akchooly, da TED didnt know, eether. Did I menshun dat dis TED wuz dum?) Dis fud wuz not az gud, so I didnt eet it az much. I even loozed wate.

Finullee, Meowmie notissed dat da fud labul sed a dufferent flaver. Da TED (dis wuz a difurent wun, not da dum wun) sujestid tryin a difurent flaver.. So Meowmie gotted a toona wun dat wuz a stoo insted of patay. Dis wyz a furry soopeerier flaver, so I wuyz happee to hav it an ate lotz. I even finded da wate dat I losted.

Not long after dat, two difurent smarter TEDs sed dat I duznt hav kidnee dizeez after awl!!! So Meowmie getted me a fud fur seenior kitteez. Today she givved it to me fur da firstest time, an I haz to say dat itz furry yummy! I will be happee to be eetin dis noo fud, an I will keep it in stok at Fluffykitz. If ennee elder kitteez wud like to try it, juss stop by da Fluffykitz warehowse. If I isnt dere, juss ask da awtomatid sistim to giv yoo sum.

Rebecca, VC, Sekkaterry of Elder Kitties


Oh Bekky, Yu shur ar uh Gor-May!!!!

cshenk August 28th 17 03:52 AM

Fudz repurrt frum yurown Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez
 
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl,
Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat
haz bin offered to myownself.

When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed
speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez flaver
of fudz. Dis wuz a patay, an a furry asseptable fud, an I kudnt tell
dat it wuz made for kitteez wif kidnee purroblimz.

After a wile, da manufack... mafact... da kumpanee dat makez dat fud
changed da flaver frum oshun fisheez to toona. Meowmie didn't reelize
dat dere wuz a change kuz da fud lukked da same (a patay) an da dum
TED didn't tell her dat it changed. (Akchooly, da TED didnt know,
eether. Did I menshun dat dis TED wuz dum?) Dis fud wuz not az gud,
so I didnt eet it az much. I even loozed wate.

Finullee, Meowmie notissed dat da fud labul sed a dufferent flaver.
Da TED (dis wuz a difurent wun, not da dum wun) sujestid tryin a
difurent flaver. So Meowmie gotted a toona wun dat wuz a stoo insted
of patay. Dis wyz a furry soopeerier flaver, so I wuyz happee to hav
it an ate lotz. I even finded da wate dat I losted.

Not long after dat, two difurent smarter TEDs sed dat I duznt hav
kidnee dizeez after awl!!! So Meowmie getted me a fud fur seenior
kitteez. Today she givved it to me fur da firstest time, an I haz to
say dat itz furry yummy! I will be happee to be eetin dis noo fud, an
I will keep it in stok at Fluffykitz. If ennee elder kitteez wud like
to try it, juss stop by da Fluffykitz warehowse. If I isnt dere, juss
ask da awtomatid sistim to giv yoo sum.

Rebecca, VC, Sekkaterry of Elder Kitties


Daisy Chan wanders over to Rebecca and steals a little kibble. With a
wink, she agrees it's good stuff!

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Pit2nya[_3_] September 19th 17 08:57 PM

Fudz repurrt frum yurown Sekkaterry of Elder Kitteez
 
On Sunday, August 27, 2017 at 7:52:22 PM UTC-7, cshenk wrote:
Sundance and/or Rebecca wrote in rec.pets.cats.community:

Having bin resintly told dat I duz not hab kidnee dizeez after awl,
Meowmie iz changin myown fudz agin. Dis iz a repurrt on da fudz dat
haz bin offered to myownself.

When da dum TED first sed dat I had kidnee dizeez an dat I needed
speshul fudz, Meowmie started givvin myownself a oshun fisheez flaver
of fudz. Dis wuz a patay, an a furry asseptable fud, an I kudnt tell
dat it wuz made for kitteez wif kidnee purroblimz.

After a wile, da manufack... mafact... da kumpanee dat makez dat fud
changed da flaver frum oshun fisheez to toona. Meowmie didn't reelize
dat dere wuz a change kuz da fud lukked da same (a patay) an da dum
TED didn't tell her dat it changed. (Akchooly, da TED didnt know,
eether. Did I menshun dat dis TED wuz dum?) Dis fud wuz not az gud,
so I didnt eet it az much. I even loozed wate.

Finullee, Meowmie notissed dat da fud labul sed a dufferent flaver.
Da TED (dis wuz a difurent wun, not da dum wun) sujestid tryin a
difurent flaver. So Meowmie gotted a toona wun dat wuz a stoo insted
of patay. Dis wyz a furry soopeerier flaver, so I wuyz happee to hav
it an ate lotz. I even finded da wate dat I losted.

Not long after dat, two difurent smarter TEDs sed dat I duznt hav
kidnee dizeez after awl!!! So Meowmie getted me a fud fur seenior
kitteez. Today she givved it to me fur da firstest time, an I haz to
say dat itz furry yummy! I will be happee to be eetin dis noo fud, an
I will keep it in stok at Fluffykitz. If ennee elder kitteez wud like
to try it, juss stop by da Fluffykitz warehowse. If I isnt dere, juss
ask da awtomatid sistim to giv yoo sum.

Rebecca, VC, Sekkaterry of Elder Kitties


Daisy Chan wanders over to Rebecca and steals a little kibble. With a
wink, she agrees it's good stuff!

--


We may gneed to add tu ower menu..."Elder-Kittee-Fuudz" I Kwallify! I am 14, diz Septemfurr... Yummm!

Pit2nya AKA Sweetee


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