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Storrmmee November 17th 11 03:00 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester



MLB[_4_] November 17th 11 03:21 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
On 11/17/2011 08:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

WOW! dat maks mee hungi! betr luk nex tym. TuTu


Storrmmee November 17th 11 03:28 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
well i did skore a small chunck she didn't find wif herown paw, but furree
pointed owt i wuz eatin it so she taked it away furm me, nezt time i iz
eatin fazter, din ifin i hurkez it up it will surf hersef rite, chester
still powtin
"MLB" wrote in message
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On 11/17/2011 08:00 AM, Storrmmee wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge
beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey
wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin
arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all
ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me
eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester

WOW! dat maks mee hungi! betr luk nex tym. TuTu




Amelia T Cat November 17th 11 04:18 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt
hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut
duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf...
she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i
getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of
'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three
skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa
rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez,
chester


That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if
it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble
teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to
teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats.

Amelia the severely undernourished

Storrmmee November 17th 11 04:31 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop itzown
noze, chester horrified atta thote
"Amelia T Cat" wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 09:00:08 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge beaglez... trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage
cheeze, storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt
hopin dey wuld drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut
duz i smell but bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf...
she iz walkin arownd da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i
getz bakum rained all ofur minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of
'lowin hersef ta let me hep her klean of da mezz she puts da three
skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa
rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat anee, i iz gettin a komplez,
chester


That's just not fair! If good food falls on the floor, or especially if
it falls on top of a cat, then it belongs to the cat! I have trouble
teaching my humans that lesson too. And I've given up even trying to
teach the Dog-beast that floor-food belongs to the cats.

Amelia the severely undernourished




Harri Roadcat November 17th 11 04:41 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop
itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote


'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so
fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert.

Harri

Storrmmee November 17th 11 04:51 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
iz juzt gwad we duzint haf one of doze thingz, chester, thinking a drum
koncert mite be nize wif doze bagpipez
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
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On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop
itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote


'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so
fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert.

Harri




Will in New Haven November 17th 11 05:41 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
On Nov 17, 10:00*am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great huge
beaglez...


Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like
great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins,
espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical.

WooToo

trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester


Ann shee still haz a HAND?

Missy

We feelz four yoor perdikamend.

--
WooToo an Missy

Storrmmee November 17th 11 06:47 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
da onlee rezun hersef still haza hand iz dat der iz onlee two NO rulez fur
kitteez anna one of dem iz bitin, diz can cawze a twip to da brige, juzt azk
urown favurite mancat how kloze himsef camed to a twip to da brige, ofurwize
i wulda knawed off herown fingerz, but i did kurze at hersef fur qwite a
while, chester
"Will in New Haven" wrote in message
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On Nov 17, 10:00 am, "Storrmmee" wrote:
ok so der we wuz juzt sittin arownd watchin da hoominz eatz like great
huge
beaglez...


Wow, Chester, yooo certanwee haff command ob da languich. "eatz like
great huge beaglez" is sutsh a perfek descripshum ob hoomins,
espeshully Uncl Bill. It is troolly poetical.

WooToo

trudi was honkin beclawz she smelled ham anna kottage cheeze,
storrmmee wuz watin fur sum eggz, an me, I minesef wuz juzt hopin dey wuld
drop sumfin... den soft went to da nuker box anna whut duz i smell but
bakum, anna lots ofit, soft sayz two sammichez wurf... she iz walkin
arownd
da breefazt bar anna herown hand twitchez anna i getz bakum rained all
ofur
minesef, how kule iz dat, den instead of 'lowin hersef ta let me hep her
klean of da mezz she puts da three skimpy slizes left onna pwate onna
breefazt bar anna she pikz upsa rained on minesef bakum an wunt let me eat
anee, i iz gettin a komplez, chester


Ann shee still haz a HAND?

Missy

We feelz four yoor perdikamend.

--
WooToo an Missy



rafflescat[_2_] November 17th 11 07:01 PM

rainin bakum!!!
 
On Nov 17, 4:51*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
*iz juzt gwad we duzint haf one of doze thingz, chester, thinking a drum
koncert mite be nize wif doze bagpipez"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message

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On Thu, 17 Nov 2011 10:31:47 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:


i thinkz ifin we hadda d*g ann it eated mine fudz i wuld haffa wop
itzown noze, chester horrified atta thote


'zactly. If Starr da Dogg tries to steal mineown food I whap her head so
fast and so hard it sounds like a drum concert.


Harri


A little flash of tartan appears then just as quickly disappears.


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