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Da Nitely Nooz!
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC
is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, Cybèle & Oriane “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul.” Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM |
Da Nitely Nooz!
On Jan 23, 4:35*pm, The Two Sisters wrote:
Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: *Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, * * * * Cyble & Oriane * * * * * * * * I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 * * * * 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM mine faborit fings: gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl. o yess an da bafrum sink. MeOwy |
Da Nitely Nooz!
owrz famblee diskuzzed diz anna we iz respondin inna hopez sumhoomin mite
read it... Chester: I lobez fudz bezt, den nip den da hoominz... Storrmmee: da furee, wet fud anna chester "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM |
Da Nitely Nooz!
Well hrmph, da soft hit send befur we wuz dune, ...
OEJ: napz, boxes, anna of kawz mine fell better pill, da hominz iz purtee nize awso. Trudi, who didn't have to think at all: da in, da cowch, da fud, anna bwankee, which we receefed aza part of kissa mowze sektret santa a kuple of yearz ago, it wuz furm ptetunai anna i klamed itsef and duzint share it. Barbi: da in anna da fakt i duzint hafta fite fur fudz, awso sum toyz iz ok. MH: lifin where nobodee hitz minesef. we all agreez dat nip iz gud, anna dat warm iz awzo gud. "The Two Sisters" wrote in message .. . Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane "I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul." Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM |
Da Nitely Nooz!
we haz been hearin abowt deze tunnelz furm OT mahoney, we iz tryinta make
soft get one, OEJ "Meowy" wrote in message ... On Jan 23, 4:35 pm, The Two Sisters wrote: Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... -- Purrs, Cyble & Oriane I love cats because I take pleasure in my home; and little by little, the cats become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963 1/23/2012 7:35:01 PM mine faborit fings: gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl. o yess an da bafrum sink. MeOwy |
Da Nitely Nooz!
Snowflake: ize luv mi tent an sleepin on meowmiez hed, a warm spot of
sunshine an da chair above da heet register. Booker: fud an fuzzy blankiez an Lizzy Chappy: my yellow burdie, ize lyke skritches an more skritches, up high places On 1/23/2012 4:35 PM, The Two Sisters wrote: Two Zot girls sit behind a low, polished mahogany table; the skyline of NYC is a computer graphic behind them. For the theme, "My Favorite Things" from the Sound of Music is playing... Cybele: [adjusts tortise-shell half-readers; peers over them] And now, from Mew Yawk City, itz da nitely Nooz! Oriane: Yes, it iz kitties, and for tonite we're going to discuss owr faborite fings! Cybele: Indeed! So mine deer sisfur, what iz yur faborite fing? Oriane: Bokses! Bokses! Bokses! Liddle wons, big wons, meedium wons! Dey is all wunnerful! Cybele: I knoze! When Amazon dewibers to da hooman, yoo allwayz hab a smile on yur fayce! Oriane: Yes, indeed! Dey can be fortresses, condo-miniums, hidy-holes, pwaces where da two ob usses can snuggle togeffur... [reaches over and gives her sister a face-rub] Cybele: And letz no forget da widdle wons dat yoo push to da stairway, and awwow grabbity to take down da stairz! Oriane: Yes! Bippity-bop, bippity bop, boom! Cybele: Oh, doze neighbors must lubs usses! Oriane: I is sure dey do! An yoo mine deer, whatz yur fabborite fing - besides foods, dat iz? Cybele: Cwinkle ballz! Shiny, cwinkly mylar cwinkle balls, sprayed wif likwid catnip den rolled in leafy catnip! Oriane: Ahh, yes, yoo duz lubs dem! Especikally wen yoo get stoned from dat 'nip! Cybele: Oh yes! Dere is nuffin wikes getting nipped-up and pwayink wif a shiny, mylar cwinkle ball! Oriane: I lubs da way yoo cawwy it in yur mouf and sing a seranade to eberrybody! Cybele: Yes, indeed! I do hab a wubbwy voice, duzzent I? Oriane: Certainly! An I betz dat da nayborz wubb dat cat seranade! Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... |
Da Nitely Nooz!
Moey gentuly shredud dat pozt mine faborit fings: gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl. o yess an da bafrum sink. MeOwy Ai wike mai gushy fudz tew, but wif speshul kibble on et sew ai wunt hrk. ai hab uh funni tummy, yew noe. MRRRRRRT!! Ai dunt gotz uh crinkl tunnl , but wen ai port ovur tew yer hoam wif Tygur n Mayzy, weh pway wif yew en yerz, n yer meomie duzn't seam tew mynd. Nope. At lezt ai hoap gnot. *nosepoinks* Mosey |
Da Nitely Nooz!
"Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Moey gentuly shredud dat pozt mine faborit fings: gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl. o yess an da bafrum sink. MeOwy Ai wike mai gushy fudz tew, but wif speshul kibble on et sew ai wunt hrk. ai hab uh funni tummy, yew noe. MRRRRRRT!! Ai dunt gotz uh crinkl tunnl , but wen ai port ovur tew yer hoam wif Tygur n Mayzy, weh pway wif yew en yerz, n yer meomie duzn't seam tew mynd. Nope. At lezt ai hoap gnot. *nosepoinks* Mosey I hadda krinklee tunnel, buttid I wuz frayt tu go onnit atta2wl, so I gabe it tu mine kuzin, Candy, hu lubz it. Mine faffurit toye iz da CatDancer! I karry da wyer in mine mowff, den chaze boff endz, sumtymez in serkulz. O, an pink-ponk-bawls-on da showerruum, wen da fluur iz dwy. -- Pit.nya |
Da Nitely Nooz!
skuze me for budtink in but we 4 got to say dat we all lubz bubble wap anna
kan pop dem bubblez wiff ourown nailz. Piglett dancing on the big bubble wrap that came with the microwave. "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... "Mosey =^..^=" wrote in message ... Moey gentuly shredud dat pozt mine faborit fings: gushy fudz and da crinkl tunnl. o yess an da bafrum sink. MeOwy Ai wike mai gushy fudz tew, but wif speshul kibble on et sew ai wunt hrk. ai hab uh funni tummy, yew noe. MRRRRRRT!! Ai dunt gotz uh crinkl tunnl , but wen ai port ovur tew yer hoam wif Tygur n Mayzy, weh pway wif yew en yerz, n yer meomie duzn't seam tew mynd. Nope. At lezt ai hoap gnot. *nosepoinks* Mosey I hadda krinklee tunnel, buttid I wuz frayt tu go onnit atta2wl, so I gabe it tu mine kuzin, Candy, hu lubz it. Mine faffurit toye iz da CatDancer! I karry da wyer in mine mowff, den chaze boff endz, sumtymez in serkulz. O, an pink-ponk-bawls-on da showerruum, wen da fluur iz dwy. -- Pit.nya |
Da Nitely Nooz!
Cybele: [Both smile] So kitties, we is asking owr lissners to write in
and tells us what dere faborite fings iz! Oriane: Dats rite! Just post here an tells usses! Cybele: Datz it fur tonight, Be well and be cute! Both: [singing to My Favorite Things] Meeeeeeee-owwwwwwww, MeeeeeeeeOWWWWWW, MeeeeOOOOOwwwwwww..... My faborit fings are when it's brekkast time an Paw lifts me up to da top of da stove an feeds me there, then feeds all da other kitties downstairs, den cleans da litter bokses, den comes back upstairs and gifs me a shoulder ride from da stove to da couch. Da fudz is gud, an da special service is gud. Harri |
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