I Announce my Candidacy
 

I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden
State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all
the other candidates for the job.

I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including
the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves.
I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They
have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they
have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals
should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff,
and visitors.

All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and
evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever
needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all
serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be
no exceptions.

All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There
must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall
also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no
animals without a means of support.

Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates
and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be
alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch
and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins
to know and advoid.

Signed,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Yu got our votes!!

Bootsie, Gizmo, Sassy, Whiskers and Spook

I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden
State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all
the other candidates for the job.

I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including
the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves.
I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They
have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they
have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals
should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff,
and visitors.

All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and
evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever
needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all
serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be
no exceptions.

All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There
must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall
also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no
animals without a means of support.

Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates
and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be
alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch
and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins
to know and advoid.

Signed,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Braffo!
Kin I be yur go-furr?

Dyna, emprezzt
Anti Sylvia konkurrz,
synze she wudunt vote furr enny uddur kandidayte at diz tyme.

"Tanada" wrote in message
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I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden
State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all
the other candidates for the job.

I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including
the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves.
I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They
have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they
have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals
should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff,
and visitors.

All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and
evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever
needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all
serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be
no exceptions.

All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There
must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall
also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no
animals without a means of support.

Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates
and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be
alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch
and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins
to know and advoid.

Signed,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

"Tanada" wrote in message
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I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden
State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all
the other candidates for the job.

I, being a feline, am a natural champion of animals' rights, including
the right to life, neutering, and the pursuit of everything that moves.
I believe that all animals have the right to a home of their own. They
have the right to know where their next meal is coming from, and they
have the right to all the best sleeping spaces in the house. Animals
should have the right to choose their fellow companions, serving staff,
and visitors.

All animals should have the right to medical care. As terrifying and
evil the TED is, all animals should have the right to see TED whenever
needed. TEDs can and must make payment arrangements in order for all
serving staff to be able to take their animals to them. There must be
no exceptions.

All animal serving hoomins shall have precidence in all lines. There
must be no delays for those snackies and toys to get home. They shall
also be given preferance in all employment choices. There must be no
animals without a means of support.

Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates
and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be
alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch
and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins to
know and advoid.

Signed,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Excellent platform, Cap'n! We hope your term as governor will be a stepping
stone to the White House!
Emily and Pea, cheering

JSmith4973 wrote:

Yu gottid myown vote! Yu dont liv it Catifornya, du yu?

Vincent T. Pussycat
Manager, Haven Howse

Nope, not yet, but how many of the other catidates do live there?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. the next gov'ner of the Golden State

Tanada wrote:
JSmith4973 wrote:

Yu gottid myown vote! Yu dont liv it Catifornya, du yu?

Vincent T. Pussycat
Manager, Haven Howse


Nope, not yet, but how many of the other catidates do live there?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. the next gov'ner of the Golden State

You kin uze ar address fur yur catnidacy.

Snowflake

Finally, all animals deserve the right to sniff out the other candidates
and vote for those who are animal friendly. Animal haters must not be
alowed to serve the public in any form. I reserve the right to scratch
and claw at all animal hating public servants and mark them for hoomins
to know and advoid.

Signed,

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Hi Cap'n Pine Cone, Xena and Callisto here ready to get started onna
da campane trale. Meowmie sez dat we onlee need a liddel more uf our
furs to haff enuff to knit you a campane banner to fly onna da bak uf
yur platform. Will 5 feets by 8 feets bee big enuff?
Xena and Callisto, shedding furiously.....

Me wrote:

Tanada wrote:
JSmith4973 wrote:

Yu gottid myown vote! Yu dont liv it Catifornya, du yu?

Vincent T. Pussycat
Manager, Haven Howse


Nope, not yet, but how many of the other catidates do live there?

Cap'n Pine Cone esq. the next gov'ner of the Golden State

You kin uze ar address fur yur catnidacy.

Snowflake

Thankz Snowflake.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

Tanada wrote:

You kin uze ar address fur yur catnidacy.

Snowflake


Thankz Snowflake.

Cap'n Pine Cone esq.

We'll efen vote fur yu. Dats fur votes frum dis household.

Snowflake, Frieda, and tu hoomins.

"Dan & Nancy Mahoney" wrote in message
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Tanada wrote:
I, Cap'n Pine Cone esq. announce my candidacy for Gov'nor of the Golden
State. I figure that I am much handsomer and more articulate than all
the other candidates for the job.

Finally, a decent candidate!

Dan (a resident of the Golden State)


If he doesn't get on the ballot, there is always WRITE IN. We couldn't do
that here in Canada though as the ballots always have a black background and
only the candidate's name, party (now I think) and a space for an X. If you
mark anything in the blank spot you just voted for that candidate.

Larry Osborne