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Miss Violette wrote:
OEJ getz a bowl fur herownsef anna one fur STT, IT sure lukz gud, OEJ Oh, fangu, OEJ! Dat looks so furry good... Pitoonya, I had an idearment. You could offer a special price to kitties dat bringed in dere own mousies. Dat way you might always be able to have enough mousies. STTom |
Sundance wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Sundance wrote: Boy, yoo got dat rite! Efurry time Meowmie feedz us, I eet all da fudz and tern arown to say, "Fangu fur da apurrtizers, Meowmie, Ize reddy fur da main corse now," and Meowmie iz alreddy off doin sumfing else! What we do is sit near the food dishes whenever mom goes into the kitchen! She turns around, looks at us and laughs at us, then goes to do whatever she was planning on doing without giving us more food! Chester, Clarence and Nathan Whut I do iz try to git Meowmie to go to da kichen wif me so she seez dat owr dishiz iz emptee. But shez so silly she fingks I juss like lookin at da emptee dishiz wif her! Sundance We think humans are very stupid about making sure we get enough to eat!!!! All the kitties we know complain about it! Chester, Clarence and Nathan |
"Rebecca" wrote in message t... Chester, Clarence and Nathan dish themselves up some mice cream. They move it to a table and slowly like it. This is wonderful. I wonder where we can buy some to have at home! Maybe Pitoonya shud opin a mice kreem parler! -- Rebecca 00000h gudgud ideer... buttid hu wud suply da meezez? Pitoonya Hmmm, gud kweschun. Oh, I kno! We cud hab a mowsie farm an raze dem ourownselves! Ub corse, da hard part wud be gittin da live wuns to start wif -- if we kittees try to kach dem, we wud prolly eet dem befor we cud git dem to da farm. Maybe dat wudnt werk affur awl. -- Rebecca Wad diff I offurred wun toona purr meowze??? Pitoonya |
"Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
... Hmmm, gud kweschun. Oh, I kno! We cud hab a mowsie farm an raze dem ourownselves! Ub corse, da hard part wud be gittin da live wuns to start wif -- if we kittees try to kach dem, we wud prolly eet dem befor we cud git dem to da farm. Maybe dat wudnt werk affur awl. -- Rebecca Wad diff I offurred wun toona purr meowze??? Pitoonya Dat cud werk. I iznt too gud at hi finantz, but lemme chek... [gets out two calculators and an abacus and calculates furiously] Well, akording to my kalkalations, dat wud werk if yoo charjed mor fur da mice kreem dan it costed to make itself. Iff yoo wantz to make a proffit, dat iz. -- Rebecca, trying to be helpful |
"Rebecca" wrote in message t... "Pitoonya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message ... Hmmm, gud kweschun. Oh, I kno! We cud hab a mowsie farm an raze dem ourownselves! Ub corse, da hard part wud be gittin da live wuns to start wif -- if we kittees try to kach dem, we wud prolly eet dem befor we cud git dem to da farm. Maybe dat wudnt werk affur awl. -- Rebecca Wad diff I offurred wun toona purr meowze??? Pitoonya Dat cud werk. I iznt too gud at hi finantz, but lemme chek... [gets out two calculators and an abacus and calculates furiously] Well, akording to my kalkalations, dat wud werk if yoo charjed mor fur da mice kreem dan it costed to make itself. Iff yoo wantz to make a proffit, dat iz. -- Rebecca, trying to be helpful hmmmm....I wud havta make uh proffit in ordur tu buy da mize an kreem an binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem... an dishez...hmmmm Heow wud I be abul tu buy deez tingz in urdur tu get shtarted??????? Pitoonya, ober-welmt |
"ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Dey did gif uses dat wellness fud anna it wuz gud, we hadded Turkey anna salmon lazt night anna efin Miss Violette eated itsef, OEJ Wellness kinds of food are really good. They seem to have better tasting meat in them! Clarence skoooz me... buttid kin meowmee by Wellness at Petco? Ur wyll hur hab tu kawl rownd? I yam berry innurezted!!! I dunt lyke mutsh wet foodz Pitoonya |
Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Dey did gif uses dat wellness fud anna it wuz gud, we hadded Turkey anna salmon lazt night anna efin Miss Violette eated itsef, OEJ Wellness kinds of food are really good. They seem to have better tasting meat in them! Clarence skoooz me... buttid kin meowmee by Wellness at Petco? Ur wyll hur hab tu kawl rownd? I yam berry innurezted!!! I dunt lyke mutsh wet foodz Pitoonya I don't know. Mom doesn't get us the brand name Wellness foods! We get Wysong and Bench and Field Natural. Both of these taste really good but we make her change brands every 2 weeks because we get tired of the taste of each after that long! Clarence |
"ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... Pitoonya AKA Sweetee wrote: "ClowderCat" wrote in message ups.com... Miss Violette wrote: Dey did gif uses dat wellness fud anna it wuz gud, we hadded Turkey anna salmon lazt night anna efin Miss Violette eated itsef, OEJ Wellness kinds of food are really good. They seem to have better tasting meat in them! Clarence skoooz me... buttid kin meowmee by Wellness at Petco? Ur wyll hur hab tu kawl rownd? I yam berry innurezted!!! I dunt lyke mutsh wet foodz Pitoonya I don't know. Mom doesn't get us the brand name Wellness foods! We get Wysong and Bench and Field Natural. Both of these taste really good but we make her change brands every 2 weeks because we get tired of the taste of each after that long! Clarence Mine meowmee effin tryed fancy freetz an 9 livez, an awwla da reelee eggspenziff no by-produktz stuff...an mikzez frizkeez wiff da gud foodz, buttid nuttin temptz me mutsh... not tu wurry, I yam effin gaynink uh liddul. I mite be uh dry foodz an hoomin foodz kitty. Pitoonya AKA Sweetee an Pikky |
hmmmm....I wud havta make uh proffit in ordur tu buy da mize an kreem an
binella, an maybe kownz an carrob sirup, an wippy kreem... an dishez...hmmmm Heow wud I be abul tu buy deez tingz in urdur tu get shtarted??????? Pitoonya, ober-welmt Well, when Ameliagrump and Rebecca and me needed to buy sum stuff to start up FluffyKitz Catering I talked to Cleopatra and she telled me about a organization dat makes small-business startup grants to kitty businesses. I fink she set it up, and habs a kitty she knows handle da details. You want me to ask her fur you? Tabitha |
This is one good thing about how I trained our hoomans, They think we are
underfed like they want because I permitted them to feed canned food only twice a day. I however convinced soft and furry that we needed dry food out all of the time so they could sleep. Tiger helped this by pretending to panic when he sees the silver bottom of the bowl, Miss Violette, smug Sundance wrote in message ... Boy, yoo got dat rite! Efurry time Meowmie feedz us, I eet all da fudz and tern arown to say, "Fangu fur da apurrtizers, Meowmie, Ize reddy fur da main corse now," and Meowmie iz alreddy off doin sumfing else! Dis reminds me uv sumfing I feel shud be brawt to da attenshun uv da komyoonity. How mennee timez a day duz yoo git fed? Once or twice? Well, Meowmie wuz wachin a moovie on da tawkinpicherboks resintly an I herd sumfing inneresting. I wuznt payin much attenshun becuz dere wuznt ennee kittees in da moovie, but awl uv a suddin I herd one uv da karacters tawking abowt "second brekfast"! Apparently dese gize in da moovie haz 2 brekfasts efurryday! Dey went on to tawk abowt various meels dat are serfed at different timez uv day -- if derez first an second brekfast, den derez prolly first an second lunch, first an second dinner, awl kinds uv snak timez, an hoo knoze whut else! I fingk da hoomins haz bin keepin dis a sekrit from us so we wont know how underfed we iz! Sumfing shud be dun abowt dis, I just duznt know whut. -- Sundance, fyooming "ClowderCat" wrote in message oups.com... We're sure you are starving! None of our humans feed us enough! Chester, Clarence and Nathan, also starving |
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