Mr. T. S. Eliot, March 1998 - November 2003
Mrrqueekkk!
We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. The Highland Gang are very sad to hear this. You have our most sincere purrs and meatloaf meditations. And so do your hoomins. Amelia T Cat for Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten, and Samuel "Houdini" Kitten |
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. The Highland Gang are very sad to hear this. You have our most sincere purrs and meatloaf meditations. And so do your hoomins. Amelia T Cat for Her Royal Highness Cleopatra Silvercat, Tabitha "Fluffybutt" Kitten, and Samuel "Houdini" Kitten |
*six cats go to the warm waterbed of comfort and begin purring for a gentle
journey* We are very sorry for your loss, Miss Violette, for our house The Fur Conspiracy wrote in message ... Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
*six cats go to the warm waterbed of comfort and begin purring for a gentle
journey* We are very sorry for your loss, Miss Violette, for our house The Fur Conspiracy wrote in message ... Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
Purrs fur Mr. T. S. Eliot and purrs fur da hoomins an kitties he left
behind. We hopes his trip to da bridj was quik an paynless. PUrrspurrspurrs. Snowflake an Frieda The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
Purrs fur Mr. T. S. Eliot and purrs fur da hoomins an kitties he left
behind. We hopes his trip to da bridj was quik an paynless. PUrrspurrspurrs. Snowflake an Frieda The Fur Conspiracy wrote: Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M Oh, Ms. Martha Mound, wee'ze furry sorry to heeer dis. Wee'ze nown Mr. T.S. Eliot an yurownselv frum waywaybak, an wee'ze purrrrrrrrrin dat his passin wuz gentull an wiffowt enny payn. Dere ar plenny ov xtra purrrrrrs onda way fur yur hoomins an dere sadsad harts, wee no dey's missin him furryfurrymuch. Mietze Paw Ess: mymom is haffin a badbad senyur momint an cannot reememfur yur House ov Naym. I will mayk shur da Mr. T.S. Eliot is wun ov da Onorees at da Jellicle Ball iffn yu wud bee so kind to let mineselv no dis. Yu can mayl: riddik at mindspring dot com -- Remove the first m to reply |
The Fur Conspiracy wrote:
Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M Oh, Ms. Martha Mound, wee'ze furry sorry to heeer dis. Wee'ze nown Mr. T.S. Eliot an yurownselv frum waywaybak, an wee'ze purrrrrrrrrin dat his passin wuz gentull an wiffowt enny payn. Dere ar plenny ov xtra purrrrrrs onda way fur yur hoomins an dere sadsad harts, wee no dey's missin him furryfurrymuch. Mietze Paw Ess: mymom is haffin a badbad senyur momint an cannot reememfur yur House ov Naym. I will mayk shur da Mr. T.S. Eliot is wun ov da Onorees at da Jellicle Ball iffn yu wud bee so kind to let mineselv no dis. Yu can mayl: riddik at mindspring dot com -- Remove the first m to reply |
Ms. Martha-Mound, we'ze furry sorry to hear that Mr. T. S. Eliot has
disappeared. If he did go to the Bridge, we'ze hope his trip was peaceful and quick. Kitty Schottland DOC, Capt. Midnight DOC, & Lilith Kitten "The Fur Conspiracy" wrote in message ... Mrrqueekkk! We of da Fur Conspiracy are sad to announce that owr leeder, da Mr. T. S. Eliot, VC, is no longer with uz and owr fambly. He seemz to haff went for hiz final walkaboutz lazt Furzday afternoon and hazz not been home sinze then. We finkz zat he muzt haff dezided it waz time to go to da bridg an dat he wanted to do it in da tradizional fazion of finding hiz own plaze for a final napp. Pleaze purr dat hiz departur waz peazeful an gentle, as he alwayz wuz zo dignificated and purropper. All ov uz an owr huminz mizz him furry much, zpecially Daddy whoze spezul buddy he waz. SweetQueekz to awl, Ms. M-M - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Fur Conspiracy: Ms. Martha-Mound (SOC, TGK), Mr. GrowlTiger, Shadow da Pup, and (Furry) Fred also Mr. TigerSam (PC) and Clarence da Choklit Moose [Edit it to make it work.] |
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