Mine MEAN, MEAN Paw!
 

Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad...

Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest
truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da
hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk.

Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be
ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all
mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge, and
I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five
minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I dat
all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw pulled
on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing about
"I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do you
fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph!

Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies.
Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20 feet
away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him
said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin mud
and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or what?

Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder
side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted to
go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da
goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden
can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged straight
for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I
could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once
again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go!

Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties unt
wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one!

Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another driver
showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of
other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and
carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver if
him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims arms.

I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin!

Harri the irritated Roadcat

Harri wrote:
Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad...

Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da
nextest
truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected
da
hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk.

Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be
ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all
mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge,
and
I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five
minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I
dat
all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw
pulled
on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing
about
"I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do
you
fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph!

Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies.

Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20
feet
away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him

said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin
mud
and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or
what?

Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder

side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted
to
go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da
goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden
can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged
straight
for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I

could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once
again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go!

Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties
unt
wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one!

Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another
driver
showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of
other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and
carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver
if
him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims
arms.

I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin!

Harri the irritated Roadcat

Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats do
whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something
about this problem that you're having?

Clarence

Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats do
whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something
about this problem that you're having?

Clarence

I will let you know in a few days. Mine Paw is sposed to get me back to
Catifurnia an let me play wif mine brofur an sisfurs (cluding mine brand
new sisfur, Ranger) in jus a few days. If he duzn't den I will
definitely want to do somefing!

Harri

Harri wrote:
Harri, you're right. There are laws that humans have to let cats
do
whatever they want whenever they want! Do you want to do something
about this problem that you're having?

Clarence

I will let you know in a few days. Mine Paw is sposed to get me back
to
Catifurnia an let me play wif mine brofur an sisfurs (cluding mine
brand
new sisfur, Ranger) in jus a few days. If he duzn't den I will
definitely want to do somefing!

Harri

OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants
to!

Clarence

OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants
to!

Clarence

No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur, but
Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need it -
mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at
LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in
Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So maybe
him is learning. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend in
Lost Begas. Wez haf to sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab
plenty of chances to take me kitty walking.

Harri

OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it? If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who wants
to!

Clarence


No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur, but
Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need it -
mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at
LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in
Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So maybe
him is learning. Maybe da Clam-math Fallz fing was just a fluke. We'll
see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend in Lost Begas. Wez haf to
sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab plenty of chances to take
me kitty walking.

Harri

Harri wrote:
OK. Do you have a lawyer kitty who can help you if you need it?
If
not, either I'll talk to your Paw or we'll find another kitty who
wants
to!

Clarence

No, I duzn't know any lawyer kitties. I could ask mine Cleo sisfur,
but
Cleo and I usuallly hissy-growl at each other. But I might not need
it -
mine mean, mean Paw is maybe gettin betterer. The two days we was at
LaPine, him taked me fur morning walks AND night walks. And here in
Fernley, Nebada him taked for a night walk and a morning walk. So
maybe
him is learning. We'll see. I'll let you know how it goes dis weekend
in
Lost Begas. Wez haf to sit dere ALL WEEKEND long, so Paw ought to hab

plenty of chances to take me kitty walking.

Harri

It does sound like he's improving. I hope he keeps it up!

Chester is going to the University of Michcatgan CatLaw School and he's
learning a lot, but he still has until December until he's finished.
He's also going to the University of Michcatgan Human Law School to
learn the laws that humans think are important so that we can defend
kitties against humans! He might be able to help you if you decide you
need it.

Clarence

This is terrible news, Miss Violette
Harri wrote in message
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Dis is just too much! Dis has me just so mad...

Mine Paw and me stopped in Clam-math Falls fur da nite, cuz da nextest
truck stop is 300 miles away. When it getted dark mine Paw connected da
hoomin-on-a-string and wez went fur our walk.

Dis truck stop does not hab much of a kitty walk area. Dey should be
ashamed! But I did find a bigbig clump of tumbly-weeds dat was all
mooshed together, so I started exploring it. I getted into da edge, and
I heard somefing moving inside. I sat really still fur about five
minutes so I could listen better and figger out where it was. When I dat
all figgered out I started edging deeper into da bushes. Mine Paw pulled
on da string and wouldn't let me go any further. Him said somefing about
"I don't know what it is you hear in there". Well, bark bark! Why do you
fink I was trying to go in deeper? Hmmmmph!

Den we walked some more around dis field, til I heared some froggies.
Lots of froggies! Da sounds was coming from a big low spot about 20 feet
away. I started towards it but again mine Paw wouldn't let me go. Him
said somefing about mud and marshes and goo. I wasn't going huntin mud
and marshes and goo, I was going hunting froggies! Is dat silly, or what?

Den comed da big one. I heard a goose-birdie! It was over on da udder
side of the trainmonster tracks. I mrrrr-queaked at Paw dat I wanted to
go look at the goose-birdies. but him wouldn't let me. Den one of da
goose-birdies started LAUGHING at me! It honked "silly little kidden
can't go walking wifout it's hoomin on a string!" So I charged straight
for it, figgering I'd see it as soon as I got on top of da hill den I
could pounce on it and bap-bap-bap it until it apologized. But once
again mine mean mean Paw wouldn't let me go!

Purrezdent Clarence, isn't dere a low dat hoomins has to let kitties unt
wherever and whenever dey want to? If not, den we need one!

Den, after we had been walking only about a half a hour, another driver
showed up in our walk place with a DOG. I know mine Paw is scared of
other drivers and specially of DOGs, so I letted him pick me up and
carry me back to da truck. I figgered it would make him feel braver if
him knowed dat him had a great big furageous hunting kitty in hims arms.

I jus don't know what I'm going to do with dis hoomin!

Harri the irritated Roadcat