Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so
she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... Kristi |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... Kristi I think we were all kind of speechless after that. -- Theresa and Dante Stinky Forever: http://pets.webshots.com/album/125591586JWEFwh |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
Mischief wrote in news:a3d3ef2f-aa67-45f8-aed8-
: She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. Good thing you didn't take that moment to yawn! :D |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"Mischief" Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... Kristi Ohhhhhhh nooooooo...ROTFLMTO. Hide the nip.... Kyla |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would motivate them to do it? Tweed |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
On Jun 24, 12:24*pm, "Christina Websell"
wrote: "Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. *So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. *And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. *I looked down in horror and then looked up. *Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? *uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. *I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. *She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. *But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. *I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? *I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. *Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. *What would motivate them to do it? Tweed the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite scentful too. phew! I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will. My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into squirting. Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't recall what caused her to do it. |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"Mischief" wrote in message ... On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell" wrote: "Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would motivate them to do it? Tweed the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite scentful too. phew! I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will. My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into squirting. Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't recall what caused her to do it. --------------- I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life or from Boyfriend. I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice. Tweed |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... "Mischief" wrote in message ... On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell" wrote: "Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would motivate them to do it? Tweed the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite scentful too. phew! I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will. My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into squirting. Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't recall what caused her to do it. --------------- I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life or from Boyfriend. I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice. Tweed I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more unusual for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors. I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get impacted anal glands fairly easily. Expressing (emptying) them is one of the nastier jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with. Jo |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
On Jun 24, 6:03*pm, "jofirey" wrote:
"Christina Websell" wrote in message ... "Mischief" wrote in message .... On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell" wrote: "Mischief" wrote in message .... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way.. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would motivate them to do it? Tweed the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily fluids. *I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or cat. *I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. *Quite scentful too. *phew! I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's over stimulated. *Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will. My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into squirting. Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't recall what caused her to do it. --------------- I have never experienced such a thing. *Neither from KFC in her long life or from Boyfriend. I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice. Tweed I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more unusual for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors. I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get impacted anal glands fairly easily. *Expressing (emptying) them is one of the nastier jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with. Jo yeah and half the time they don't do it right. I once saw Mike roe from Dirty Jobs doing a stint as a dog groomer and the way the groomer showed him kinda works, but in actuality, it only expresses them partially. The real way requires a glove, some lube and a bunch of cotton/paper towels and then some waterless shampoo to clean up the stinky butt afterwards. As a vet tech we see this all the time and sometimes when a dog is scooting its butt we check the anal glands. And I've seen a small amount of impacted anal glands too, which require minor surgery to clear out. Kristi |
Why you DON'T squirt butt-juice on Meowmie.......
"jofirey" wrote in message ... "Christina Websell" wrote in message ... "Mischief" wrote in message ... On Jun 24, 12:24 pm, "Christina Websell" wrote: "Mischief" wrote in message ... Mischief was begging for attention, and didn't want to be in my lap so she jumped up and draped onto her usual spot on the back of my office chair. I petted her and she rubbed on her head on the chair. I decided to brush her while she was in semi-bliss. So i picked up the brush and started brushing. Things were going well until she did the elevator butt and raised her tail. And right in mid-stroke, SQUIRT!! She barely missed my face but got the majority of my shoulder and chest. I looked down in horror and then looked up. Mischief had a glimmer of "Oh s***," then turned it into "Uh...look at how PRETTY i am...right? uh, Mom?" Into the bathroom we went, with her protesting every step of the way. On went the shower and in went the BOTH of us. I washed her butt thoroughly, which she didn't like. She squirmed out of my grasp and was out of the shower like a bat out of hell. But she wasn't out of the bathroom and started meowing and pawing at the door. I rubbed her down with a towel and then opened the door. After I took a thorough shower, I came out to the living room, where Mischief was FURIOUSLY washing herself. The BF asked "what happened? I heard loud meowing and then Mischief skulked in here all damp and looking all ****ed off." Ahem... Do NOT squirt butt juice on mommy.... she took a moment to stop cleaning herself and stretched out, giving her best "I'm really cute" look. Hmph... cats..... My cats have never done this, I did not realise they even could. What would motivate them to do it? Tweed the anal glands are like muscles and sometimes when experiencing fear cats and dogs can express them, sometimes along with other bodily fluids. I usually see this case when I'm working on a fearful dog or cat. I'll be trying to restrain it to get blood, or take a temperature and then afterwards, you can smell it in the air. Quite scentful too. phew! I've seen Mischief do it when she's startled, or sometimes when she's over stimulated. Imp and Mayhem rarely do it at will. My guess is that in this incident I was brushing her back legs and I might have accidentally brushed her booty which startled her into squirting. Then again, this IS the cat that expressed her anal glands all over my RVT notes when I was studying for the state boards...and I don't recall what caused her to do it. --------------- I have never experienced such a thing. Neither from KFC in her long life or from Boyfriend. I would be worried if my cat squirted what you call butt juice. Tweed I'm guessing it is fairly unusual for any cat (or dog) and even more unusual for one that gets to spend unlimited time outdoors. I do know that many breeds of dog, and I'm guessing some cats, get impacted anal glands fairly easily. Expressing (emptying) them is one of the nastier jobs a professional groomer is supposed to deal with. Apparently, None of my dogs ever had impacted anal glands and neither did my cat(s) IMO it's due to not enough roughage in their diet. I could be wrong about this though as I am not an expert on cats. KFC, when she ate collared doves, it was excellent for her bowels as she ate a lot of feathers. I so miss that bad tempered girl. I have not forgotten that she was killed when I was in hospital and it will be my life's work to find out who did it. Tweed |
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