Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda
bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude.

--
Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 8:11*pm, Will in New Haven
wrote:
On Feb 4, 3:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:









Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Harry, I yam shoor dat yoo wike it betterer az yoo ar butted yoo cooda
bin a reely GRATE outdoor kitty. You got cattitude.

--
Wascal, da Sekraterie ob da Exterior

Awh fangu Wascal bwush yuse tutu kynd.

Harry wiff cattitude.

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 8:14*pm, Amelia wrote:
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia

Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur
of dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat
pwuginfingy frum da kichen??

Harry

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin



Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. Yus brav an wys. TuTu

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

it wuza mowseez fawt, ifin dey iz in mowsees dey shuld pikcsa howze whut
duzint kontain kittez, chester the injester, of efurthin 'ceptin mowsees,
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown brain
"Amelia" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800, rafflescat wrote:

Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie. Thare!
Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

You are indeed a mighty hunter!

Us mighty hunters (and huntresses) need to stick together. Maybe we need
a mighty hunters club. Wait, I seem to recall that my pushy little sisfur
Harri Roadcat started such a club a few years ago, and that OEJ is the
president of the club. Maybe then we just need to push for another
meeting of the club?

Amelia

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 4:05*pm, rafflescat
wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:56 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown
brain

You can find da 'nouncement at http://tinyurl.com/MightyHuntersClub

Harri

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??

Harry

Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

perhaz ifin ursef repoztz diz wekan haffa meetin anna see whu wantsa be
memfurz, OEJ, still strainin herown brainz
"Harri Roadcat" wrote in message
...
On Fri, 04 Feb 2011 14:35:56 -0600, Storrmmee wrote:

i vaglee remfurz diz but i iz notted reallee sure, OEJ, strain herown
brain

You can find da 'nouncement at http://tinyurl.com/MightyHuntersClub

Harri

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

diz wuld bea gud idermint, OEJ
"Amelia" wrote in message
...
Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??

Harry

Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 8:27*pm, MLB wrote:
rafflescat wrote:
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! *Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. *Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., *Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. *Yus brav an wys. *TuTu

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Harry, I ghes yu get da grand priz fur dat repert., *Yu ned a statu in
yur honr. *Yus brav an wys. *TuTu

Awh......fangu TuTu! Dats nyse of yu to say so.

Harry, bwushin

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 8:34*pm, "Storrmmee" wrote:
it wuza mowseez fawt, ifin dey iz in mowsees dey shuld pikcsa howze whut
duzint kontain kittez, chester the injester, of efurthin 'ceptin mowsees,"rafflescat" wrote in message



Me joyed da mowsie murdur!
Wus Meomies sqweemin n dansin me diddnut joy....n da hurkin n da
pwuggyinfingy.

Harry

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry

Oh MeOwy! Dats wunnerfil.....fangu!

Harry - assuming knightly posture

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 8:44*pm, Amelia wrote:
Dat wood be grate! Harri started dis cwub? I wood wike tu be a memfur of
dat! Cood we possiblee fowm a catburglin gwoop tu steel dat pwuginfingy
frum da kichen??

Harry

Oh, that sounds like it could be fun! We could arrange for a bunch of
commando-kitties to teleport to your kitchen and unplug the thingy. Or
maybe even replace it with one of my special mouse-callers.

Amelia

Yay!! But whu wood organize dat? Amelia.....dus yu know a kitty wiff
enuff speriense? Mees shure Sukie wood joyne in, she hates dat
pwuginfingy tuu!

Harry

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

"rafflescat" wrote in message
...


Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry

Oh MeOwy! Dats wunnerfil.....fangu!

Harry - assuming knightly posture

Wow oh wow!
Ar yu shur dat dat BIG mwowwzee wuzzint uh Ratte?
Yu shur did gudgud, an wunzt wuz e-nuff!
Pitô.ônya

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Meow, Harry,

Dat wuz an innerestink story beclawz I haff
nebber eben *seen* a mowsie! Celp ob cawse, Mr.
Mowsie, da liddle fleece won wif da nip
compartment dat da hooman keeps full...

--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 12:38:34 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 4, 11:24*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
"rafflescat" wrote in message

...



Yoozefl twoowy gotted a tayst ob yoo purrtentshul fyoochur as a bwakk
gnite kittee.
Butted gnot tew feer. Dey can tayk aweigh yoor mice, butted dey can
NEFFUR tayk aweigh yoor bwayv hart.
MeOwy, amyring da gnite-in-wayding, Sur Harry

Oh MeOwy! Dats wunnerfil.....fangu!

Harry - assuming knightly posture

Wow oh wow!
Ar yu shur dat dat BIG mwowwzee wuzzint uh Ratte?
*Yu shur did gudgud, an wunzt wuz e-nuff!
Pitô.ônya

Oh! Me neffur finked of dat! It cooda bin a wrattie,wus big
enuff......butted Meomie spoke to da pwumbur wen he fitted da
barfroom, n he sed he cood see a mowsie nest undur da fwore inna
cornur, but it wus emptee! Me musta skared dem away!

Harry

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 5, 5:39*pm, "Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote:
On Fri, 4 Feb 2011 12:05:01 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin

Meow, Harry,

* * * * Dat wuz an innerestink story beclawz I haff
nebber eben *seen* a mowsie! Celp ob cawse, Mr.
Mowsie, da liddle fleece won wif da nip
compartment dat da hooman keeps full...

--
Purrs,

* * * * Mme. Anaïs

* * * * * * * * “I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.”
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

* * * * 2/5/2011 12:38:34 PM

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

“I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul.�
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey nefur
hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza purpur
instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm herown tiger
man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz NOT among dem, Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I
awlzo go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur
thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey
nefur hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza
purpur instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm
herown tiger man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz NOT
among dem, Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

well lemme tell ursef whut, one of da rezunz dat we iz all inside kitteez iz
beclawz, onze, a longlong time ago when OEJ anna TV wuz still babycatz soft
usta let dem anna Miss Violette inna owt, anna onze, da soft wuz sittin inna
chair, anna tv anna oej wuz komin inna back door... furee sayz" oh da
kittenz iz bring us a dead thing..

soft" what ya mean

furree: well tv iz at one end, and oej is atta ofur end...

soft: well it musta been a big fite beclawz dey duzint share der dead
thingz...

furree: well its a very large worm... small silence... and oh crap... worms
don't haf headz du dey...

skremin insued anna da furee hadda skrape da soft offa ceeilin... she wuz
skremein get it owt, so lowd da furree wuz afraid da nayborz wuld be kallin
da mergencee number...

himz getted it owt anna den him getted the free of dem inna in... den soft
saye: get it offa bak porch... so furee wented inna owt but kame bak in
beree qwiklee and sayed: itz gone now

soft: did urself usa shofel to get rid offit...

furree afur a silenze: no, it leaved on itz own

den more skremein okurred anna furree hadda skrape soft offa da ceelin
agin...

Chester, who wuz told diz storree by OEJ and tv and helped clean up da
verbage for a fambly inviromint
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I awlzo
go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey nefur
hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza purpur
instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm herown tiger
man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz NOT among dem,
Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Gudgud storee...I kinda thot sew.

I wuz gibbin uh Kissamouse prezzy ovva gluv wif ribbunz on etsh fingur.
I lyke it lotz. Spekklee wen meowmee pootz it on an wiggulz hur fingurz.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme tell ursef whut, one of da rezunz dat we iz all inside
kitteez iz beclawz, onze, a longlong time ago when OEJ anna TV wuz
still babycatz soft usta let dem anna Miss Violette inna owt, anna
onze, da soft wuz sittin inna chair, anna tv anna oej wuz komin inna
back door... furee sayz" oh da kittenz iz bring us a dead thing..

soft" what ya mean

furree: well tv iz at one end, and oej is atta ofur end...

soft: well it musta been a big fite beclawz dey duzint share der dead
thingz...

furree: well its a very large worm... small silence... and oh crap...
worms don't haf headz du dey...

skremin insued anna da furee hadda skrape da soft offa ceeilin... she
wuz skremein get it owt, so lowd da furree wuz afraid da nayborz wuld
be kallin da mergencee number...

himz getted it owt anna den him getted the free of dem inna in... den
soft saye: get it offa bak porch... so furee wented inna owt but kame
bak in beree qwiklee and sayed: itz gone now

soft: did urself usa shofel to get rid offit...

furree afur a silenze: no, it leaved on itz own

den more skremein okurred anna furree hadda skrape soft offa da ceelin
agin...

Chester, who wuz told diz storree by OEJ and tv and helped clean up da
verbage for a fambly inviromint
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I
awlzo go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur
thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey
nefur hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza
purpur instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm
herown tiger man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz
NOT among dem, Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

we had one of doze, but owrz had a kuple wiffa ribbonz, anna a kuple wiffa
ballz wiffa jinglez, Storrmmee who liked diz toy bezt
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
Gudgud storee...I kinda thot sew.

I wuz gibbin uh Kissamouse prezzy ovva gluv wif ribbunz on etsh fingur.
I lyke it lotz. Spekklee wen meowmee pootz it on an wiggulz hur fingurz.
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
well lemme tell ursef whut, one of da rezunz dat we iz all inside kitteez
iz beclawz, onze, a longlong time ago when OEJ anna TV wuz still babycatz
soft usta let dem anna Miss Violette inna owt, anna onze, da soft wuz
sittin inna chair, anna tv anna oej wuz komin inna back door... furee
sayz" oh da kittenz iz bring us a dead thing..

soft" what ya mean

furree: well tv iz at one end, and oej is atta ofur end...

soft: well it musta been a big fite beclawz dey duzint share der dead
thingz...

furree: well its a very large worm... small silence... and oh crap...
worms don't haf headz du dey...

skremin insued anna da furee hadda skrape da soft offa ceeilin... she wuz
skremein get it owt, so lowd da furree wuz afraid da nayborz wuld be
kallin da mergencee number...

himz getted it owt anna den him getted the free of dem inna in... den
soft saye: get it offa bak porch... so furee wented inna owt but kame bak
in beree qwiklee and sayed: itz gone now

soft: did urself usa shofel to get rid offit...

furree afur a silenze: no, it leaved on itz own

den more skremein okurred anna furree hadda skrape soft offa da ceelin
agin...

Chester, who wuz told diz storree by OEJ and tv and helped clean up da
verbage for a fambly inviromint
"Pi2nya AKA Sweetee" wrote in message
...
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I awlzo
go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?
--
Pitô.ônya

"Storrmmee" wrote in message
...
ursef hasta know dat all kitteez iz hafin da instint, efin ifin dey
nefur hasta uze dem... az ursef kan see yourown show kitte gurl haza
purpur instinktz... anna i kan ganrentee she did NOT lurn dem furm
herown tiger man... himz hadz lotsa gud qwaliteez, but huntin wuz NOT
among dem, Chester
"Mme. Anaïs Lachatte" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 5 Feb 2011 11:10:45 -0800 (PST),
rafflescat's nimble, little paws typed:

Mme Anais,yu dussnt know wat yuse missin.......but purrhaps a
sofisticated waidy wike yureselfness wood be offended by da baysik
urge offa killerkitty tu kill.....purrhaps?

Harry,killerkitty

I neffer fot abowt dat...

[Human note: She's from long line of show-cats,
none of whom has ever been outside - and so she
never learned to hunt.

BUT when I put "Mr. Mousie" on the floor, she
stalks it, then batbats it pretty ferociously and
finally, from a distance, leaps on it, bites the
back of it's neck hard, then drops it at my feet!]
--
Purrs,

Mme. Anaïs

"I love cats because I take pleasure in my home;
and little by little, the cats become its visible
soul."
Jean Cocteau, 1889-1963

2/5/2011 7:49:27 PM

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

On Feb 5, 9:03*pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I
awlzo go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur
thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?

I haff hunted furry fyew snakes over da yeers butted I have cotted a
cupl. Wunce mine dog Hether gotted into a fite wiff a rattley snak an
I had to hep her outted. I kwikly gotted its nek wile she kep its
attentchum aweigh frum me. DAT wuz dangerus but da snake tast jus wike
chickum.

Mosly we leev da snakes alon.

--
Wascal, secretery ob da exteerior

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

Will in New Haven wrote:
On Feb 5, 9:03 pm, "Pi2nya AKA Sweetee"
wrote:
I tuu yam un innysyde kittee, and I luv tu bat-bat mowzeez...Hmmm I
awlzo go aftur ennyting stringy ur snake-lyke...Duzint mattur thik ur
thin...
Du owtside goink kitteez hunt snakez?

I haff hunted furry fyew snakes over da yeers butted I have cotted a
cupl. Wunce mine dog Hether gotted into a fite wiff a rattley snak an
I had to hep her outted. I kwikly gotted its nek wile she kep its
attentchum aweigh frum me. DAT wuz dangerus but da snake tast jus wike
chickum.

Mosly we leev da snakes alon.

--
Wascal, secretery ob da exteerior


Dat iz scari!!! Glad yu didn get bitted. TuTu

Wunce, jist wunce, me wus a killerkitty
 

dat wuz realli brafe and yez u did ur duty to da famimlee. Willow thinking
that was a good thing
"rafflescat" wrote in message
...
Beclaws of aspurrshuns casted by sumcatz whu will remayne nameluss, me
feel it behuffs myneself tu infurm awl myne furrend kittiez of da
followin......
Wunce, me wus a killerkitty. Yus me nose, sum off yu fink mees jist a
wittle bwak boykitty....but...wunce, me killed a 'normus mowsie.
Thare! Mees mitted it! It wus lyke dis............

Meomie had goned tu bed fur da nite n me wus on gard dooty. Me wus on
myne rownds an me heerd it - skwaiping, skwaiping at da skirtin. Me
zeeroed wite in on da skirtin an wayted. Jack felled asweep, Smokey
felled asweep - but me? No, me new myne dooty n me wayted.
Soonsoon, dat normus mowsie gotted bwaive...he sneekt owt offa hole
inna hardwood dat Meomie wus sik of complainin tu Paw abowt. Me wus
waytin dare fur him.....
Me did wat kittiez has dun synce tyme immemoryle...me kilt him!
Meomie gotted up inna mornin n me wus zosted....jist zosted.
Awl wus well untyl Meomie fownded da mowsie hedd......well, untyl hur
barefoot fownded it ennyway - she sqweemed n sqweemed n hoppt abowt
wike a hiland fwing fury! Paw got waked up wiffa sqweemin n dancin n
he started waffin! He waffed n waffed n Meomie gotted madder n
madder...she wus twyn tu wosh hur foot inna sink n she coodnt get hur
weg hi enuff to get it inna sink. Paw started waffin awl offur agen at
dis sad site.
Meomie went inna showur n Paw went inna kichen n made tea. Me wus
feelin a wittle sikk bye dis tyme n me hadta hurk. Me hurked awl offur
da kichen fwoor n Paw stopped waffin ....I purrdooced da west off da
mowsie! Me told yu it wus normus?
Meomie went tu da lektricity shop dat same day, n bott a fing dat
pwugs inna wall n scares mowsies awl da tyme..dares neffur bin anuffur
mowsie since dat tyme...n mees jist a wittle bwak boykitty. But wunce,
jist wunce.................

Harry, reminisin