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Enfilade October 29th 04 11:04 PM

Hypothetical cat costumes
 
If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal

--Fil

bonbon October 30th 04 03:29 PM

On 29 Oct 2004 15:04:38 -0700,
(Enfilade) wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal

--Fil


ROFLMAO!!

-bonbon

bonbon October 30th 04 03:29 PM

On 29 Oct 2004 15:04:38 -0700,
(Enfilade) wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal

--Fil


ROFLMAO!!

-bonbon

bonbon October 30th 04 03:29 PM

On 29 Oct 2004 15:04:38 -0700,
(Enfilade) wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal

--Fil


ROFLMAO!!

-bonbon

Marina October 30th 04 03:45 PM

Enfilade wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal


ROFL! Especially Smokey. But they're all good.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Marina October 30th 04 03:45 PM

Enfilade wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal


ROFL! Especially Smokey. But they're all good.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki

Marina October 30th 04 03:45 PM

Enfilade wrote:

If my group were to dress up for Halloween:

KUMANI:

White lab coat, Dilly's stethoscope, butt thermometer = Evil Vet

TYCHE:

Blue plastic wrap, hose, noisemakers = Vaccuum Cleaner

SMOKEY:

Leaves, twigs...ok, what are you supposed to be? A tree?
SMOKEY: I'm "Outside."
"Outside" isn't a costume, Smokey.
SMOKEY: But it's the scariest thing I can think of.
Try again.
*returns with an empty food bowl on his head*
SMOKEY: Look, I'm an empty food bowl! THE HORROR!

NOCTURNE:
Claims that there is nothing scarier than she already is...
*drops an altar-cloth cape style on the black cat's back*
There, you're a witch...deal


ROFL! Especially Smokey. But they're all good.

--
Marina, Frank and Nikki
marina (dot) kurten (at) pp (dot) inet (dot) fi
Pics at http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/frankiennikki/
and http://community.webshots.com/user/frankiennikki


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