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Denise VanDyke November 17th 03 05:53 PM

A contribution for the Pirate Ship
 
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!



Yoj November 17th 03 07:18 PM

"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the

Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires,

SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!


Bravo! Bravo!

Skeeter and Lindy



Yoj November 17th 03 07:18 PM

"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the

Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires,

SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!


Bravo! Bravo!

Skeeter and Lindy



MaryL November 17th 03 10:04 PM


"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)


This is absolutely hilarious! I laughed all the way through it -- what a
great way to get the psyche in correct position. Thanks for sharing it.

MaryL



MaryL November 17th 03 10:04 PM


"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)


This is absolutely hilarious! I laughed all the way through it -- what a
great way to get the psyche in correct position. Thanks for sharing it.

MaryL



Brenda November 18th 03 01:21 AM


"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!


LOL!
Brenda



Brenda November 18th 03 01:21 AM


"Denise VanDyke" wrote in message
...
I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!


LOL!
Brenda



dsh-diva November 18th 03 01:30 PM

On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 09:53:25 -0800, Denise VanDyke
wrote:

I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!

Bravo!! Fur a Hoomin, youze gotted pritty good insite into a kittees
life. Quik pass da moosic sheets out and weel all sing....
Xena and Callisto

dsh-diva November 18th 03 01:30 PM

On Mon, 17 Nov 2003 09:53:25 -0800, Denise VanDyke
wrote:

I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder’s best
Earl-eye in the morning!

Bravo!! Fur a Hoomin, youze gotted pritty good insite into a kittees
life. Quik pass da moosic sheets out and weel all sing....
Xena and Callisto

ChildFree23 November 18th 03 06:00 PM

I humbly (being only a hoomin) offer this song to those aboard the Good
Ship Mouser. I hope that it meets with approval. For those who don't
know the original tune, find someone who does rennaissance faires, SCA,
or likes sea chanties. Odds on they *will* know this one.
Traditionally, songs like this are almost never-ending as verses are
added over time. I've seen upwards of 20 verses for this one, not
including minor variations, for example. I'm sure that I forgot some
methods, so please feel free to add verses.

- Denise (owned and manipulated by Brenna)

Sleeping Human
(tune: Drunken Sailor)

Chorus:
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Way hay and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning

What shall we do with a sleeping human (3x)
Earl-eye in the morning!

Sit and stare with a deadly gleaming

Poke her in the eye with one paw gently

Stick a whisker up her nose

Bite her nose while purring loudly

Wash her face with a rough, rough tongue

Knock the stuff off of the dresser

Over her face make hurking noises

Find a shoe and hurk right in it

Howl and holler, loudly, loudly

Chase the bedmice quick and deadly

If a girl pounce on the chest
If a boy pounce lower yet
Either way the bladder's best
Earl-eye in the morning!

Bravo!! Fur a Hoomin, youze gotted pritty good insite into a kittees
life. Quik pass da moosic sheets out and weel all sing....
Xena and Callisto


Talisker Pippin, are you there? Meow thinks this is one for the Siamese
Cats Choir Songbook!

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